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    what wisecrack would jack make if he met a prior?

    would jack get cofused when the prior starts talking about the book of origin

    remember what jack used to put everyone thought never understanding what carter said and the poor jaffa always giving them a hard time.

    so now apply everything jack used to do to the jaffa, tok'ra,tollen,goul'lud, and so on


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    #2
    I'll give this a shot...

    Prior begins preaching from Book of Origin: "In the beginning...
    Jack: "Do they all start out the same, how cliche' and you know how I hate cliche's..."

    I tried....

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      #3
      So, um...how bout those Ori? See they've still not found a cure for ugliness.
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        #4
        Originally posted by Ancient 1
        I'll give this a shot...

        Prior begins preaching from Book of Origin: "In the beginning...
        Jack: "Do they all start out the same, how cliche' and you know how I hate cliche's..."

        I tried....
        i agree with that

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          #5
          Prior - "In the begining..." *babbles on*... "Origin saved the..." *babbles on*... "He went forth into the..." *babbles on*... and finally... "Do you accept origin O'neill?"

          Jack - (with a sort of lost bewilldered look turns to cater) - "Huh?!"
          or
          Jack - "Will there be cake?"


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              #7
              Jack: CARTER!!!! What in the world are they talking about??? it's giving me a heahache....Daniel asprin please....

              *sighs* Oh well I gave it my best shot

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                #8
                Proir steps through the gate

                Jack: Woah, you must be from a world that's far from the sun.
                You should try Miami heard it's great this time of year.

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                  #9
                  Daniel: Jack, these Priors are a danger to everybody.
                  O'Neill: What, the guys that need some sun? Then just stake 'em and be done with it, and we can go back home for some pie.

                  Or
                  Prior: *blabbers on about Origin*
                  O'Neill: And your point is...?

                  Or
                  Daniel: Now Jack, when the Prior comes through the gate, don't assume he's not going to do anything. he's got more power than you think.
                  O'Neill: *watches the Prior enter* He looks like he's going to dance with the Grateful Dead if you ask me. Can I shoot him yet?

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                    #10
                    Prior: and we shall spread origin throughout all the unbelievers
                    Jack: So...do ya think they rehearse?
                    Daniel: I dont know...
                    Jack: 10 bucks says the next prior we meet says the same damn speach.
                    Prior: another speach
                    Daniel: damn! ive heard this one *hands over an IOU*
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                      #11
                      Hmm... lessee..

                      Prior: In the beginning...
                      Jack: Is.. he going to try to sell me a Watchtower?

                      Prior: Blessed are the Ori.
                      Jack: Gazuntheid.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by NightWing
                        would jack get cofused when the prior starts talking about the book of origin

                        remember what jack used to put everyone thought never understanding what carter said and the poor jaffa always giving them a hard time.

                        so now apply everything jack used to do to the jaffa, tok'ra,tollen,goul'lud, and so on

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                        jack: 'details...'


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                          #13
                          Prior: Origin is ..... rightious and powerful.... bla bla.... all-seeing.
                          Jack Oh Jeez... Stop it with the voodoo and leave our galaxy before I'm too tempted to shoot ya!
                          //

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                          Carter: Sorry sir.

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                            #14
                            Prior: "Hallowed are the Ori."

                            O'Neill: "What?"
                            Don't green it unless you mean it.

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                              #15
                              Ori Prior- ''In the book of Origin it says ...''
                              Cut short by Jack cutting in...
                              Jack - ''I'm not going to tithe some of my beer money to you or whatever you are offering so stop right now while you are ahead''
                              Ori Prior-''But we offer the true path''
                              Jack- ''Do you offer any fishing tips in your book? That's all I need to be enlightened on really''
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