They must be serving chili today.
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They must be serving chili today.
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Who pissed off General Hammond?!Andromeda Fate
Something you need to ask yourself everyday, with every decision - WWMD "What Would McKay Do?"
"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you" - Teal'c
"Go suck a lemon!" - Carter
"Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls." - Peter S. Beagle
"I hope your apple pie is frickin' worth it!" - Supernatural -
Jack, you clicked on the "Bake an Ancient" thread again, didn't you?Comment
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Jack: "This is NOT MY FAULT!"
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O'Neill: Thor I didn't mean it buddy, you look great in the new body.
Major: Sir, you really shouldn't have called him shorty!
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Jack: Geesshh, the Soup Nazi takes things a bit seriously doesn't he?
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Spoiler:"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Quit blowing up the base man!!sigpicComment
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Jack: SOMEBODY GIVE CARTER AN ANTACID ALREADY!!!! SHE'S GOT SERIOUS HEARTBURN!!Originally posted by Tankaras
Yes, I really do look like (a younger) Daniel. Don't believe me? Look for yourself.
Hey, Mitchell! You want a turn? 
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O'Neill - "Ok, the steaks are done."Originally posted by Tankarassigpic
MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
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"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking DeadComment
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Jack: And you kids said I couldn't cook a REAL BBQ... Major, you owe me 20The Advertisements MGM never wants you to see!!
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Jack: You did say 'WELL DONE', right?Comment
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O'Neill - "Is this job freaking sweet or what?"Originally posted by Tankarassigpic
MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
"...phu...ah..."
"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking DeadComment
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Jack: Gotta be THAT time of the month again huh major, why can't Carter just be normal... See I always told you the snake in the head was a bad idea!The Advertisements MGM never wants you to see!!
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Jack: I used to love the smell of naplam in the morning. It reminded me of victory."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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O'Neill - "Well, I'd say it's safe to assume that Teal'c killed another microwave."Originally posted by Tankarassigpic
MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
"...phu...ah..."
"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking DeadComment
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