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    First Lieutenant AcidSquid's Avatar
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    Default Things they would never ever ever say

    Okay to start us off:
    Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
    Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
    Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
    Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
    Weir: Hi My name is Gus
    Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

    SG-1
    Carter:I Love you General O'neill
    Jack: Therefore X= 5
    Daniel: I Hate Sha're
    Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
    Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



    Thats all i have

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    Probie tribob's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    jack: daniel all u have to do is translate this one text and it will solve the mysterys of every universe and also magically bring back sha're!

    daniel: i cant be bothered right now, simpsons is on...
    "What is an Oprah?" - Teal'c

    omg thats so much funnier in my head...

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Vala - "No, really. I don't want this priceless treasure in the least. You go on and have it."

    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
    "...phu...ah..."
    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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    Second Lieutenant Erin's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Jack: Revenge of the Sith, I've seen it 9 times!
    Daniel: Vala is my soul mate
    Carter: Apophis is my soul mate, he died but then came back to life for me!
    Teal'c: You go girl or right on brother
    Janet: Never mind, I just give up
    Jonas: I forgot
    Vala: I don't really like that man

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Hammond: Oh darn, I broke a nail!

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Oma: Duh!!

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    Second Lieutenant RockinHobbit's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Daniel: Come on Jack, I don't wanna go look at rocks all day!
    Jack: I caught a fish!
    Carter: I miss Fifth. Who cares if he's artificial; he's naturally gorgeous!
    Teal'c: Hey Danny, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
    Vala: Hallowed are the Ori!
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Quote Originally Posted by RodneyMckay
    Okay to start us off:
    Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
    Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
    Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
    Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
    Weir: Hi My name is Gus
    Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

    SG-1
    Carter:I Love you General O'neill
    Jack: Therefore X= 5
    Daniel: I Hate Sha're
    Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
    Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



    Thats all i have

    ROFL on the Jack one. I almost fell out of my chair. Oh and if you want to change the Ronan one to be McKay's line, then it is something he said! (Sort Of...lol). Oh and I think Teal'c likes donuts. I am not sure if he would say it that way though.

    Steve or Bob the Wraith: mmm... tastes like chicken....
    Vala: Not tonight, Daniel, I have a Headache.

    I have to think of some more....

    Steve

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    Stargate: Horizon Concept Artist TechnoWraith's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Things they would never say:

    Steve (or any wraith for that matter): I'm sorry, i don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian.

    Any Gao'uld system lord: I'll trade you my planet for three motherships and a 200 Jaffa...

    Major Sheppard: There's a wraith over there. should I shoot it first. Maybe be before i shoot it, i'll go over and ask if he has anything worth trading for.

    Carter or McKay: Why do i always have to fix the broken stuff or figure out how all this space alien technology junk works? Make someone else do it.

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    First Lieutenant helio9's Avatar
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    Teal'C: Does this kevlar vest make me look fat?
    The truth is out there. Getting there, well thats a whole different can of worms.

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    Second Lieutenant Maltrancko's Avatar
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    Teal'c : Sup O'Neill, I just got down to that 7-11 you been talking about, i never knew you would find a courtable lady out the back, but she wanted money? What up with that dawg?

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Carter: I'm thinking of quitting the airforce and joining the private sector. I'm being offered a lot of money and a huge contract to design an Asgard doll like the clone we showed on TV. Apparently there's this whole group of people out there who think they're... um... sexy. They said something about it vibrating... you know, like Tickle Me Elmo? It's wierd but you just can't turn down a multi-million dollar contract.
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    General Landry: The gateroom looks dreary. Walter, order some potplants.

    Madeleine

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    Chevron Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Carter: You know what? Forget Fifth. I always thought RepliCarter was hotter!

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    Carter: Damn that McKay is sexy, I sure would love a piece of him. (I felt dirty typing that out )

    Daniel: How do spell Go'Ah'oolld?

    Teal'c: I have a deathly fear of spiders, flowers and anything pink.

    Hammond: I need to get to my hair stylist pronto.

    O'Neill: I just figured out the final solution to Pi.

    Vala: This dress is way to revealing, I can't wear it.

    Mitchell: Where's Rigel and Chiana when you need them?.

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Teal'c: Unless I get to say something the next time we go on a mission I'm not going to do the eyebrow thing. That's right. No talk, no eyebrow.


    Sam: Hey! I just figured out how the universe began. Apperently the answer is... magnets!

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Quote Originally Posted by Madeleine_W
    General Landry: The gateroom looks dreary. Walter, order some potplants.
    Daniel: Here's a thought, why don't we just kill the son-of-a-b*tch?

    Carter: Make-out on the job? Uh, I don't know...ok, what the hell. Noone will see us behind this SUV anyway, right?

    Jack: Yes Daniel... I heard you. You're worried...confused...frightened more than you have ever been before in your life, but can't we talk about this later? I'm REALLY hungry.

    Teal'c: INdeed. InDEED. InDEed.

    *Cough* But I'm sure I'm wrong in my opinions.
    Last edited by ForeverSg1; November 17th, 2005 at 07:34 AM.

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    Lieutenant Colonel sg-daniel's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    lol they're all hilarious, i have to think of some too!

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Jack to Carter: Why don't we just forgo the pleasantries and do it?

    Teal'c: Do I always have to say indeed before you understand anything?

    Daniel to Jack: Would you please, please come back? SG-1 sucks completely now.
    All posts are IMO, I am not a rocket scientist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverSg1
    Carter: Make-out on the job? Uh, I don't know...ok, what the hell. Noone will see us behind this SVU anyway, right?
    Did you mean 'SUV'? Cause now I'm imagining Sam and Jack behind a desk in the Special Victims Unit . . . or at SuperValu . . . or maybe Southern Virginia University . . .

    Vala to Gen. Landry: By all means tell me about that daughter of yours. She sounds fascinating . . .

    More when . . . I think of them, I guess.

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