Things they would never ever ever say

[HAL2100]

The local chapter of the Arbor Day Foundation setup a table in the SGC whereby SGC staff can donate to plant a tree...

Hi, I'm Gina Inviere...would you like to buy a try and perhaps save the planet?

[666startover]

Oma: Yes, Samantha Carter, Mastering the Art of French Cooking is a path to ascension. But you must become one with the truth contained within it. You must live, eat, breath and become utterly consumed with butter...

Oma: "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the frog's leg was cooked a long time ago."

[HAL2100]

Oma: "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the frog's leg was cooked a long time ago."

Oma: If you immediately know that the butter has congealed, the chef is a cook.

[Holy Hannah!]

Apophis/System Lords/ Replicators/Ori/Wraith: We should just leave the humans alone

[666startover]

Oma: If you immediately know that the butter has congealed, the chef is a cook.

Oma: The universe is vast, and we are so small. In the end, there is only one thing we can truly control.

Dr. Jackson: Yeah, what's that?

Oma: Whether we are full from french food, or not.

[HAL2100]

Oma: Daniel Jackson, the true path to ascension begins with a really good colon cleanse.

[Tiger]

Teyla: Sheppard, I just can't get you outta my head.

Ronon to Rodney: I love you man!

[Ar3s]

Ronon "I liked Michael, I wish he was my father"

[Cold Fuzz]

McKay:

"Daniel, I just want to say that I really respect you as a scientist and as a person."

[jsonitsac]

Carter: The boys bought the technobabble, I'm scott free.

[Stargate Atlantis Girl]

So, 5x5 is what again?

Let's have a casual Friday! On every Friday, everyone has to wear ties.

I don't understand.

You are so smart!

May I please have some tea, if you're not too busy of course.

[Teurasias]

Teyla: Why you always gotta be lookin' at me ass for, huh? And just 'cause it's nice don't mean ya can touch it up. Only I can do dat. Me. I. Moi. Myself. No-one else. Aiight?!

[Sue_Jackson]

Ronon: "Teyla...why'd ya hafta go killin' off Michael? I was beginnin' to like the dude."

[jsonitsac]

Carter: I secretly despise O'Neill.

[Tiger]

Daniel: And I'm a sexy bee yatch!

Teal'C: I only Kelnoreem until my thoughts get naughty.