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    General the fifth man's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Mitchell - "Jackson, where the hell are we?"
    Daniel - "Well, if I'm not mistaken, I think we just gated to the planet Cybertron."
    Mitchell - "Cool!"

    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
    "...phu...ah..."
    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
    Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking Dead

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    First Lieutenant helio9's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Daniel: There are very few problems that a 2 gigaton nuke won't solve.
    The truth is out there. Getting there, well thats a whole different can of worms.

  3. #43
    General the fifth man's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Anubis - "I know I don't really have a physical form and all, but does this new robe make me look fat?"

    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
    "...phu...ah..."
    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
    Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking Dead

  4. #44
    Second Lieutenant -Major Woody's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    McKay: " "
    Don't green it unless you mean it.

  5. #45
    Major JanusAncient's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Jack: Wormhole physics dictates that matter can only travel one way, through an open wormhole.

    Daniel: I'd rather drink a vanilla shake, and eat a burger, than unravel the myteries of the Ancients.

    Carter: What is Pi?

    Teal'c: A rose by any other name, would still smell as sweet!

    Vala Mal Doran: I prefer an intellectual conversation, over meaningless sex, and countless treasure.



    Teyla: I'm a lesbian!

    Ronon: The true reason I was running from the Wraith, is because the Hive queen I married, turned out to be a man.

    Weir: I think we should nuke the Genaii.

    Rodney: I'm a pompous, egotistical, meglomaniac, with no understanding of science.

    Dr. Beckett: I'm not really Scottish.

    Caldwell: I'm a brown nose, take a gander if you must.

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Quote Originally Posted by TechnoWraith
    Jack O'Neill: So by redistributing the molecular ion stream to the hyperdrive buffer, we can prevent the power grid from overloading. That way we can open a matrix dimension window and be able to use the Nuetrino stream to hyper-slip over to the Pegasus galaxy in record time.

    Carter: What did you just say sir? I don't understand.
    Carter: Did you mention Nintendos? I love those games, especially that Mario guy!

    (No, I don't)

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    Quote Originally Posted by andromeda_fate
    Thor: "Asexual reproduction sucks!"
    LMAO!



    Teal'c: i have a weird rash on my mik'ta...
    "What is an Oprah?" - Teal'c

    omg thats so much funnier in my head...

  8. #48
    General the fifth man's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Sam - "Um, Jack. Could you help me set the VCR? I'm having some trouble with it."
    Jack - "See, what would you do without me?"

    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
    "...phu...ah..."
    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
    Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking Dead

  9. #49
    Second Lieutenant solar wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by andromeda fate
    Thor: "Asexual reproduction sucks!"
    Hahaha!

    Quote Originally Posted by tribob
    Teal'c: i have a weird rash on my mik'ta...
    Both are funny.

    How about this.
    Tok'ra:"Here I'll tell you anything you want to know. You humans are so much more intelligent than us, you'll know what to do with this information."
    "Do you people practice being vague?"

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    Major DragonGate's Avatar
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    Any Goa'uld: You know, the whole "I'm your god, bow before me" thing is SO overrated.
    "Che idiota fa una cosa del genere! Gli americani non pensare cose del genere?!"
    " 'Idiot' and 'American' I think were cognates? I'm going to assume you're not talking about me so we can work together better."
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    Find a … New Mythology

  11. #51
    First Lieutenant knowsfords's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Major Woody
    McKay: " "
    HAHA, best one yet.

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    First Lieutenant helio9's Avatar
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    Teal'C: Hallowed is the Oprah
    The truth is out there. Getting there, well thats a whole different can of worms.

  13. #53
    Lieutenant Colonel chyron's Avatar
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    Daniel and Jack are sitting on a log in a forest near the top of a mountain.

    Daniel: Jack, are your boobs getting firmer?*



    *Homage to Star Trek:Insurrection
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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    Lieutenant Colonel sg-daniel's Avatar
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    Kinsey: the sgc is my favourite place, i love everyone there, especially general o'neill

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    Jack: Well, we're captured again. Instead of trying to escape, let's just toss around this tennis ball until Snakey lets us out of here.
    "Che idiota fa una cosa del genere! Gli americani non pensare cose del genere?!"
    " 'Idiot' and 'American' I think were cognates? I'm going to assume you're not talking about me so we can work together better."
    Ambassador Isabelle Cooper-Oxford and Lt. Col. Stephen "Steve" Hamrick ~ "Discoveries"

    Discover a … New Galaxy

    Look for a … New Adventure

    Find a … New Mythology

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    Lieutenant Colonel chyron's Avatar
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    Thor (singing):
    I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, soooo sexy it hurts.
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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    Chevron Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    *In the medical bay, Dr. Fraiser had just put on a latex glove before Carter/Jolinar with a resounding "snap".*

    Dr. Fraiser: As order, full cavity...

    Carter/Jolinar: *Raises eyebrow...*

    FanFic challenge...
    Last edited by BigGator5; November 18th, 2005 at 11:40 AM.

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    McKay: "The dilithium crystals are completely drained. Maybe we can recharge them with a Zee PM."
    All posts are IMO, I am not a rocket scientist.
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    Bender: "Lets go get drunk!"
    Pay it forward

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    McKay: I am no where near as Smart as Carter

    (he will never say that)

    Oneil: Nubis stay Frakeing dead!

    (I messed with Anubis name and used Battlestarline in one Sentence)
    Come see Kingomon's Stargate stories about:
    Poseidon, the Ancient's King and
    new enemy of the Ori
    At: http://www.stargate-sg1.hu/fanfiction/

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    Default Re: Things they would never ever ever say

    Daniel: i'm dead! yes! finally! I died! Death! Death! yes! Put me six feet under!

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