"Yeah, you were right. The vaccuum of space WAS enough to suck the clothes right off my body. Here's your ten bucks."
"Let's see...three plus 18, minus half the weight of the crate in zero-gravity...........carry the 4...multiply the...alright, where's the calculator."
"Is that your dress or did Strawberry Shortcake throw up on you?"
Jayne: "Mal is that a pacifier?"
"Staring contest. Ready? Go."
"It's Shake'n'Bake. And I helped."