whats your favorite Jack one liner?

[Gate_traveler]

i dont know if this thread is out there already or not, i havent seen one but i thought it be fun to post your favorite Jack one liner.


"How about we call it a zat gun?"

"I wander if they get showtime on that thing?"

[Gate_traveler]

well i guess its not just one liners, Jack quotes would be more accurate.

[TechnoWraith]

My favorite Jack line:

The ever so expressive "What?"

[Atlantis Man]

Ya think?

[Erised]

Yeah the "What?" is pretty hilarious!

[A-bomb]

Of course we all know there's tonnes, but this is a good one

What? This is better? Im dead?
-Tin Man

[Aussie_girl]

Napoleonic Powermonger - to Janet but I can't remember the ep it's in

[SnoggingPicard]

"For cryin' out loud!"

[Eoin]

"I ask you, What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this" from window of oppertunity...What a great ep

[AGateFan]

Man, so many to choose from. I dont know if the following is my Favorite but certainly a good one

"Hey, if you'd been listening you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything..... everything"

[Unamed]

In the middle of my back-swing!!!!!

[Melak]

I like the "Do we, or do we not have a xanex detector?"

[Jeffer]

O'Neill:"Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness."

[Metarock Sam]

Does the three fries short of a happy meal quote class as a one liner??
Either that or in the middle of my backspring always makes me laugh and is my fave.

[Kelt'ar]

Ya sure ya betcha.

But as listed above, there are so many.

- That argument is flawed On oh so many levels.
- Thats so wrong. On so many levels.
- Oh for crying out loud.
- Colonel Jack O'neill...Kumbaya. L L.
- Does the concept of overkill mean anything to anybody?
- Carter! I haven't had cofee!
- Daniel?
- Morning Campers.
- We're on a mission yoiu nit!
- I so own you
....Like isaid...They are many