The world will only be right when I rule all.
And build a cloning machine.
At the very least, a cloning machine would be a start.
I would first of all clone myself. And then work about 6 jobs to earn a truckload of cash.
Then a great army would be cloned.
I think I will clone attractive, vigorous, lithe young men for that.
We're going to have a whole batallion of Sheps.
Airborne wing, felling women with dashing good looks, and felling men with gunshots.
In the leg, of course.
And then, I shall wrest control of the SciFi channel, and extend the SG contracts, and build a really big throne that looks like the atlantis chair, and live somewhere nice...
Without too much weather, and with cabana clones and broadband internet and... hmm... a wall of flat screen monitors.
Saves on actually wallpapering
I'll sign you up then?
You get a badge
I'll even print out membership cards, and laminate them at the copy shop.
Start small, and work up.
No point in having plans if they're unrealistic.
*Designs evil henchmen uniforms in PhotoShop*
I'm sure Dr Evil started somewhere.
I wonder who would manufacture evil henchmen uniforms.
P'raps there's somewhere online?
I mean, you couldn't get an army's worth on ebay.
Not unless your army is quite small, and you weren't fussed about it being custom made.
Nike's no good, you see, because they would want to put a logo on it.
I mean, what's evil about a tick?
Is it saying 'YES, we're evil'?
'YES, we're going to shoot you.
In the leg'?
I must write this all up into my manifesto and start campaigning now.
You know what they say.
The early bird catches the wormhole.
And build a cloning machine.
At the very least, a cloning machine would be a start.
I would first of all clone myself. And then work about 6 jobs to earn a truckload of cash.
Then a great army would be cloned.
I think I will clone attractive, vigorous, lithe young men for that.
We're going to have a whole batallion of Sheps.
Airborne wing, felling women with dashing good looks, and felling men with gunshots.
In the leg, of course.
And then, I shall wrest control of the SciFi channel, and extend the SG contracts, and build a really big throne that looks like the atlantis chair, and live somewhere nice...
Without too much weather, and with cabana clones and broadband internet and... hmm... a wall of flat screen monitors.
Saves on actually wallpapering
I'll sign you up then?
You get a badge
I'll even print out membership cards, and laminate them at the copy shop.
Start small, and work up.
No point in having plans if they're unrealistic.
*Designs evil henchmen uniforms in PhotoShop*
I'm sure Dr Evil started somewhere.
I wonder who would manufacture evil henchmen uniforms.
P'raps there's somewhere online?
I mean, you couldn't get an army's worth on ebay.
Not unless your army is quite small, and you weren't fussed about it being custom made.
Nike's no good, you see, because they would want to put a logo on it.
I mean, what's evil about a tick?
Is it saying 'YES, we're evil'?
'YES, we're going to shoot you.
In the leg'?
I must write this all up into my manifesto and start campaigning now.
You know what they say.
The early bird catches the wormhole.
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