Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.
* String for pulling his eyebrow up.
A big honkin' turkey sandwich.
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.
* String for pulling his eyebrow up.
A big honkin' turkey sandwich.
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