As has been discussed in the SG-1 Season Eight / Atlantis Season One DVDs on Region 2 announced thread, there are Audio commentaries on the German individual DVDs, at least on #38. I took the liberty to make a summary of each commentary as I see it unfair to buy a DVD only to be told a few months later that other countries did get more extras. This is not a transcript. If you want to listen to the whole thing, you'll have to buy the DVD.
801&802 New Order Audio commentary (Andy Mikita, Gary Jones)
This is a very funny commentary and most of what they said should not be taken seriously. It's like listening to a PDL-Gary Jones commentary, only without most of the the potty humor. Andy Mikita's commentaries used to be pretty good before but this commentary shows his commentaries are up there with Martin Wood's and PDL's. I left tons of stuff out of here because (a) it was just to much or (b) it was a little bit to private at times to put online. The other two commentaries were informative but this commentary is the one you would really want to listen to if you can. There were no major season 9 spoilers, except for maybe administrative ones.
FYI: Every visual effect was done by Martin Wood in his basement in about an hour.
- (4min) Prior to the recording of this commentary, AM didn't have any idea that David DeLuise was related to Peter DeLuise. (GJ just told him).
- (4min) GJ: "Steve Bacic lives about six houses down my street from me. [...] He's got a trampoline in his front yard, about which my kids will never go on. He won't sign the waver(?). I need to be able to sue him." AM: "That's right. What's the point of having a trampoline if you can't have the opportunity to sue somebody?" GJ: "Exactly."
- (7min) AM: "Notice Chris's new hair. I mean, if he actually fully let it go, the top hair line would actually join his eye brows. He actually has to shave his forehead. It's incredible."
- (8min) (scene in the Goa'uld transport ship) AM: "The stage direction said that 'Carter is famish and is ravenously devouring a sandwich', and notice, all she did she picked up one tiny corner of lettuce. That's it. You'll never see her eating any of it for the rest of the scene." GJ: "That's right, yeah. And even when we're standing up for catering at lunch time, it's like, 'What have you got there? Can I get the fish? Is there fish? With a piece of lettuce? Don't put anything on the lettuce. No, nothing on the lettuce. Just fish and lettuce." AM: "How can somebody look so good when they eat only little bits of lettuce?"
- (11min) AM: "This particular set [the Goa'uld transport ship] was built for one particular episode in season 1. Of course, at that time, we never realized that it was gonna last that long. Everybody hated it; it was a pain in the neck to shoot in. It looks cool but it's just an absolute pain in the *ss to shoot in. Pain in the neck, sorry. And here we are, season 8." GJ: "And where did you keep it for 8 seasons?" AM: "At the NorCo Studios, where it still is to this day. [...] When this show is over, there's gonna be a great party where everyone will get a sledge hammer and just rip the cr*p out of this place."
- (13min) AM: "You know, the carpet really needs to be replaced up there. Generally, we would often replace it every second year, but we never thought the show would last that long. [changing voice] 'Ah, let's not bother. We'll just leave it. We'll just clean it, vacuum it, no-one's gonna see it.' [normal voice] It is absolutely pathetic how bad the carpeting is up there. Oh my g*d."
- (16min) AM: "Here's the people that it takes to make this little rubber guy [Thor] work. Get a load of this: Todd Masters, Adam Beer, Jeff Rednap, Paul Hughson, Jenny Cassidy, Brad Proctor - puppeteers. Thats 1 2 3 4 5 6 people you got to pay to make that little guy go eeg-huwh-waaaargh. Plus the customized voice. [...] Little rods attached to the arm, there's motors that are in his mouth, there's motors in his face for the eye blinks, there's a whole other one in his neck to make his body or head turn, there's another guy down below getting some shoulder and body movement. He's the six in one [puppet]. Next to RDA, he's the highest paid actor on the show."
- (18min) And GJ didn't know that Thor's voice is Michael Shanks's.
- (22min) AM: "Pay close attention to Michael Shanks in this scene. His right eye is so blodshot, it's just unreal. He got like a shart(?) of glass stuck in his eye. I don't know what happened. He showed up in the morning and his eye was practically bleeding. I mean it was so bloodshot. And he just says, 'Okay, let's shoot anyway.'"
- (23min) The scene where Carter and Teal'c are hunting replicators on Thor's ship: The set was used in Blade III.
- (26min) The set they used for Fifth's space ship was only about 10 feet long and 6 feet wide.
- (28min) (scene with Weir talking about her father's Poker games) AM: "Steve Masseous(sp?), the producer from 'Dead like Me', was sitting just off the left where the monitor was. He came just by to visit Michael Greenburg. When he saw this, he was only watching, he was just laughing his *ss of, 'Haha, see, THAT's comedy...'.
- (33min) The actor playing Lord Yu builds custom golf clubs in real life.
- (34min) Shooting the briefing room scenes for this episode took three days in a row.
- (42min) GJ: "The only way you can tell the difference between [the Asgards] is just to go, 'Who are you? - Well, I'm this guy. - 'Oh right, because I thought that was me.'" AM: "I suggested to put eyebrows on [Penegal] or maybe just a little foomanshoo on his chin."
- (44min) You can see the metal bar on Thor's back right when Daniel gets beamed up on Thor's ship.
- (45min) They had RDA for only 1.5 days to shoot this episode.
- (46min) In the scene where Carter leaves the farm house, Carter has AM's coat on, and the dog belonged to the farm - doggy biscuits worked just fine.
- (47min) The scene where we see Pete for the fist time was the first scene shot with HD outdoors. They had problems with the mist.
- (56min) AM: "Our model shop built [the anti-replicator weapon]. It's all piston-driven. It actually has this trigger device on it with all these little air cannons inside. And Rick was just having a ball with it. I remember when designing it, I told the guys, 'Okay, Rick's the guy who's gonna use it. So when he puts it on as a prop, he's gonna go, "Oh, I wanna play with it," and he's gonna run around the set.' [...] Anyway, they had to make this a Rick-friendly prop. [...] I mean, they just knew that he would be gonna play with it and he would probably break it within the first five minutes. Like a prop for your kid."
- (1:01) (scene where Eighth gets beamed onto Thor's ship) AM: "There's Bam-Bam. James 'Bam-Bam' Bamford. He's the stunt-coordinator for Stargate Atlantis. Because the show was new and they had only just shot the pilot when we were doing this, we were just trying to make him feel part of the family. So we said, 'Okay, put some little pod marks on him and jump into the can, little buddy boy.'"
- (1:06) "Who's your Daddy?" was adlibbed by RDA.
- (1:08) (scene where Carter is looking for Fifth outside) AM: "This scene was written for inside, but it was just a beautiful sunny day. 'Oh, can't we just do it out here?'" GJ: "Plus, you'd be screaming in the house." AM: "And Visual Effects had to take away the power lines that went from the house to the street. I was all stressing out about, 'Oh, this is such a beautiful shot. But we got those fricking power lines. That's ridiculous.' So we just painted them out. GREAT! Okay!" GJ: "So everything is, you're basically directing your show which is like tons of visual effects, and you freak out over some power lines? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???"
- (1:11) AM: "I got an email from the Brigadier General in charge of Cheyenne Mountain. He wanted Rick to come down, he was inviting him for some Christmas things that they were doing. And he wrote the letter to me. [military voice] 'Can you get hold of Rick and tell him I want him down here? My Anderson fellow?'" GJ: "Oh man, because you know what? When I think of Christmas, I think of Cheyenne Mountain." AM: "So do I."
- (1:14) (the sticking-it-to-the-man scene) AM: "This is another scene that was shot in fifteen minutes. It seems to me that all scenes were shot [in fifteen minutes] because there's no time. Unless you're PDL. Peter somehow gets his days done like five o'clock in the afternoon and gets some great stuff." GJ: "And goofs them off in the next two hours. I mean you're a fast worker. " AM: "Not as fast as he is. He is lightning fast. Seriously. I'll be on some stage and shooting second-unit or whatever, and got a day half as big as Peter's, and when I hear on the walkie talkie, [imitating PDL] 'Ah, main unit's wrapped.' - 'WHAT??? They were shooting like seventeen pages today. Oh, Peter must be directing.' - 'Yeah, Peter is directing.' - 'It's five o'clock. Oh, sh*t.' But that's always the challenge. I mean, because you have to do it in time. I mean we do it EVERY single day for eight months, five days a week. Everybody would just drop dead if we were shooting 14, 15 hours and going on. So we keep it to a twelve hour day, or less. [...] 7.00 am, and then at one o'clock in the afternoon, we break for half an hour lunch, and then till 7.30."
- (1:17) (scene where O'Neill is about to give Carter the promotion) AM: "It became all about you two [RDA and GJ]. It completely took away from what the scene was about, which was Carter's [promotion]." GJ: "Which is what Rick started to do." AM: "He didn't even know... Remember we shot half the scene and then he showed up? Remember like all of this stuff was before Rick was even there? It was like after lunch Rick showed up. He hadn't even read the scene yet. 'How come I'm wearing a suit today?' - 'Oh, this is the scene where you have to give Carter her promotion.' - 'Oh, okay. You got Gary in the scene, too?' - 'Yeah.' - 'Good, because Walter and I have this thing.' - 'Yeah, I know.' - 'Yeah, how about if we got this whole shtick going?' - 'No, you're not gonna do that. You're gonna do it my way, pal.' So all you think about is, 'Oh my g*d. How can I cut around all this stuff? How am I gonna make it work?'
801&802 New Order Audio commentary (Andy Mikita, Gary Jones)
This is a very funny commentary and most of what they said should not be taken seriously. It's like listening to a PDL-Gary Jones commentary, only without most of the the potty humor. Andy Mikita's commentaries used to be pretty good before but this commentary shows his commentaries are up there with Martin Wood's and PDL's. I left tons of stuff out of here because (a) it was just to much or (b) it was a little bit to private at times to put online. The other two commentaries were informative but this commentary is the one you would really want to listen to if you can. There were no major season 9 spoilers, except for maybe administrative ones.
FYI: Every visual effect was done by Martin Wood in his basement in about an hour.
- (4min) Prior to the recording of this commentary, AM didn't have any idea that David DeLuise was related to Peter DeLuise. (GJ just told him).
- (4min) GJ: "Steve Bacic lives about six houses down my street from me. [...] He's got a trampoline in his front yard, about which my kids will never go on. He won't sign the waver(?). I need to be able to sue him." AM: "That's right. What's the point of having a trampoline if you can't have the opportunity to sue somebody?" GJ: "Exactly."
- (7min) AM: "Notice Chris's new hair. I mean, if he actually fully let it go, the top hair line would actually join his eye brows. He actually has to shave his forehead. It's incredible."
- (8min) (scene in the Goa'uld transport ship) AM: "The stage direction said that 'Carter is famish and is ravenously devouring a sandwich', and notice, all she did she picked up one tiny corner of lettuce. That's it. You'll never see her eating any of it for the rest of the scene." GJ: "That's right, yeah. And even when we're standing up for catering at lunch time, it's like, 'What have you got there? Can I get the fish? Is there fish? With a piece of lettuce? Don't put anything on the lettuce. No, nothing on the lettuce. Just fish and lettuce." AM: "How can somebody look so good when they eat only little bits of lettuce?"
- (11min) AM: "This particular set [the Goa'uld transport ship] was built for one particular episode in season 1. Of course, at that time, we never realized that it was gonna last that long. Everybody hated it; it was a pain in the neck to shoot in. It looks cool but it's just an absolute pain in the *ss to shoot in. Pain in the neck, sorry. And here we are, season 8." GJ: "And where did you keep it for 8 seasons?" AM: "At the NorCo Studios, where it still is to this day. [...] When this show is over, there's gonna be a great party where everyone will get a sledge hammer and just rip the cr*p out of this place."
- (13min) AM: "You know, the carpet really needs to be replaced up there. Generally, we would often replace it every second year, but we never thought the show would last that long. [changing voice] 'Ah, let's not bother. We'll just leave it. We'll just clean it, vacuum it, no-one's gonna see it.' [normal voice] It is absolutely pathetic how bad the carpeting is up there. Oh my g*d."
- (16min) AM: "Here's the people that it takes to make this little rubber guy [Thor] work. Get a load of this: Todd Masters, Adam Beer, Jeff Rednap, Paul Hughson, Jenny Cassidy, Brad Proctor - puppeteers. Thats 1 2 3 4 5 6 people you got to pay to make that little guy go eeg-huwh-waaaargh. Plus the customized voice. [...] Little rods attached to the arm, there's motors that are in his mouth, there's motors in his face for the eye blinks, there's a whole other one in his neck to make his body or head turn, there's another guy down below getting some shoulder and body movement. He's the six in one [puppet]. Next to RDA, he's the highest paid actor on the show."
- (18min) And GJ didn't know that Thor's voice is Michael Shanks's.
- (22min) AM: "Pay close attention to Michael Shanks in this scene. His right eye is so blodshot, it's just unreal. He got like a shart(?) of glass stuck in his eye. I don't know what happened. He showed up in the morning and his eye was practically bleeding. I mean it was so bloodshot. And he just says, 'Okay, let's shoot anyway.'"
- (23min) The scene where Carter and Teal'c are hunting replicators on Thor's ship: The set was used in Blade III.
- (26min) The set they used for Fifth's space ship was only about 10 feet long and 6 feet wide.
- (28min) (scene with Weir talking about her father's Poker games) AM: "Steve Masseous(sp?), the producer from 'Dead like Me', was sitting just off the left where the monitor was. He came just by to visit Michael Greenburg. When he saw this, he was only watching, he was just laughing his *ss of, 'Haha, see, THAT's comedy...'.
- (33min) The actor playing Lord Yu builds custom golf clubs in real life.
- (34min) Shooting the briefing room scenes for this episode took three days in a row.
- (42min) GJ: "The only way you can tell the difference between [the Asgards] is just to go, 'Who are you? - Well, I'm this guy. - 'Oh right, because I thought that was me.'" AM: "I suggested to put eyebrows on [Penegal] or maybe just a little foomanshoo on his chin."
- (44min) You can see the metal bar on Thor's back right when Daniel gets beamed up on Thor's ship.
- (45min) They had RDA for only 1.5 days to shoot this episode.
- (46min) In the scene where Carter leaves the farm house, Carter has AM's coat on, and the dog belonged to the farm - doggy biscuits worked just fine.
- (47min) The scene where we see Pete for the fist time was the first scene shot with HD outdoors. They had problems with the mist.
- (56min) AM: "Our model shop built [the anti-replicator weapon]. It's all piston-driven. It actually has this trigger device on it with all these little air cannons inside. And Rick was just having a ball with it. I remember when designing it, I told the guys, 'Okay, Rick's the guy who's gonna use it. So when he puts it on as a prop, he's gonna go, "Oh, I wanna play with it," and he's gonna run around the set.' [...] Anyway, they had to make this a Rick-friendly prop. [...] I mean, they just knew that he would be gonna play with it and he would probably break it within the first five minutes. Like a prop for your kid."
- (1:01) (scene where Eighth gets beamed onto Thor's ship) AM: "There's Bam-Bam. James 'Bam-Bam' Bamford. He's the stunt-coordinator for Stargate Atlantis. Because the show was new and they had only just shot the pilot when we were doing this, we were just trying to make him feel part of the family. So we said, 'Okay, put some little pod marks on him and jump into the can, little buddy boy.'"
- (1:06) "Who's your Daddy?" was adlibbed by RDA.
- (1:08) (scene where Carter is looking for Fifth outside) AM: "This scene was written for inside, but it was just a beautiful sunny day. 'Oh, can't we just do it out here?'" GJ: "Plus, you'd be screaming in the house." AM: "And Visual Effects had to take away the power lines that went from the house to the street. I was all stressing out about, 'Oh, this is such a beautiful shot. But we got those fricking power lines. That's ridiculous.' So we just painted them out. GREAT! Okay!" GJ: "So everything is, you're basically directing your show which is like tons of visual effects, and you freak out over some power lines? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???"
- (1:11) AM: "I got an email from the Brigadier General in charge of Cheyenne Mountain. He wanted Rick to come down, he was inviting him for some Christmas things that they were doing. And he wrote the letter to me. [military voice] 'Can you get hold of Rick and tell him I want him down here? My Anderson fellow?'" GJ: "Oh man, because you know what? When I think of Christmas, I think of Cheyenne Mountain." AM: "So do I."
- (1:14) (the sticking-it-to-the-man scene) AM: "This is another scene that was shot in fifteen minutes. It seems to me that all scenes were shot [in fifteen minutes] because there's no time. Unless you're PDL. Peter somehow gets his days done like five o'clock in the afternoon and gets some great stuff." GJ: "And goofs them off in the next two hours. I mean you're a fast worker. " AM: "Not as fast as he is. He is lightning fast. Seriously. I'll be on some stage and shooting second-unit or whatever, and got a day half as big as Peter's, and when I hear on the walkie talkie, [imitating PDL] 'Ah, main unit's wrapped.' - 'WHAT??? They were shooting like seventeen pages today. Oh, Peter must be directing.' - 'Yeah, Peter is directing.' - 'It's five o'clock. Oh, sh*t.' But that's always the challenge. I mean, because you have to do it in time. I mean we do it EVERY single day for eight months, five days a week. Everybody would just drop dead if we were shooting 14, 15 hours and going on. So we keep it to a twelve hour day, or less. [...] 7.00 am, and then at one o'clock in the afternoon, we break for half an hour lunch, and then till 7.30."
- (1:17) (scene where O'Neill is about to give Carter the promotion) AM: "It became all about you two [RDA and GJ]. It completely took away from what the scene was about, which was Carter's [promotion]." GJ: "Which is what Rick started to do." AM: "He didn't even know... Remember we shot half the scene and then he showed up? Remember like all of this stuff was before Rick was even there? It was like after lunch Rick showed up. He hadn't even read the scene yet. 'How come I'm wearing a suit today?' - 'Oh, this is the scene where you have to give Carter her promotion.' - 'Oh, okay. You got Gary in the scene, too?' - 'Yeah.' - 'Good, because Walter and I have this thing.' - 'Yeah, I know.' - 'Yeah, how about if we got this whole shtick going?' - 'No, you're not gonna do that. You're gonna do it my way, pal.' So all you think about is, 'Oh my g*d. How can I cut around all this stuff? How am I gonna make it work?'
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