What are some of the best SG quotes?

[Tokimasa]

From either the movie, SG-1, or Atlantis...

Personally, I like the remark about "MacGyver our own" DHD in the SG-1 premier...Children of the Gods is the name, I think. Nice nod to RDA's role as MacGyver (which is an awesome show, IMO).

I can't think of any specifics, but McKay has had some good ones on Atlantis. Teal'c has had some really good ones (especially on the older SG1 eps).

[The Dude]

Just sitting here, one that has sort-of remained in my memory is from the Nox episode where Quark (or, the actor who played Quark on DS-9) says, "The young do not always do what they are told" and then O'Neill repeats it at the end. It was a good quote, especially in its application towards the episode- not to mention life in general.

[emily_reich]

BEST??? wow... i can think of FUNNIEST...

well i have to say one quote that always sticks in my mind from the movie is daniel's "i don't want to die. your men don't want to die. these people here don't want to die. it's a shame you're in such a huirry to."

as for my show faves, well there's hundreds, but the one that ALWAYS comes to mind when i see the word 'quote' is from reckoning:

"of course it will. how dare you doubt me." and also "that was just creepy"

*thinking of more quotes*

[TheWarrior]

Have a look at the IMDB site for quotes for Stargate SG-1, the link should help people pick their favourite one

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/quotes

[Elite Anubis Guard]

This one always cracks me up:

Daniel: Jack?
Jack O'Neill: a barber.
Daniel: Walk into your house?
Jack O'Neill: yeah...
Daniel: Second week in a row.
Jack O'Neill: Mmmh hmm
Daniel: Alarm.
Jack O'Neill: I'm thinking 'dog'.
Joe Spencer: You could try locking your front door.

[ShadowMaat]

Guys, there are already at least two or three massive quotes thread. Why not do a search of Gen Disc and dig them up again? I know that would require actual WORK, but if you're LOOKING for quotes, those would be the places to find them.

[Ancient 1]

Guys, there are already at least two or three massive quotes thread. Why not do a search of Gen Disc and dig them up again? I know that would require actual WORK, but if you're LOOKING for quotes, those would be the places to find them.

Exactly what I wanted to say when I opened this thread. That said:

1. Carter! I can see my house!
2. Nintendos go through anything.

[Tracker]

Just for kicks...

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a very arrogant man!"
~McKay

[jmac]

"There is an old saying among Jaffa. There are no longer made as they used to be."

Teal'c

[AsclepiusZ]

i like it in 'Window of Opportunity' where jack is getting checked over again by dr fraiser.

*I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye to explain this!*

[Dotus5]

Magnets

[Ancient 1]

Just...take it easy, stic-boy.

[Hex.FTB.enabled]

There is already a Guess the Quote Game thread in general disc., which has become massively long and contains tons of great quotes here:
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?p=405853

[FoolishPleasure]

My personal fav:

"For crying out loud!"

[Steam]

Magnets

*whacks Dotus 5* I WAS gonna say that, but i suppose i really like "WACKO"