I propose laws are to be writ to fully immortalise the awesomeness of BAG, and so that we can put him with the greats of the internet "culture" - Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer...
Law 1: BAG loses a single hair cell every time he does something awesome. His glorious mane once reached down to his knees, but time and awesomeness wore it down. However, he still has body hair to lose... and so much awesome to perform.
He wears the hair loss with pride, sneering at all the balding men who went bald because of their own inadequacies.
Law 2: Nobody puts BAG in the corner. Nobody who survived to tell the tale.
Law 3: Do not expose him to bright, do not get BAG wet and never, ever, feed him after midnight.
Law 1: BAG loses a single hair cell every time he does something awesome. His glorious mane once reached down to his knees, but time and awesomeness wore it down. However, he still has body hair to lose... and so much awesome to perform.
He wears the hair loss with pride, sneering at all the balding men who went bald because of their own inadequacies.
Law 2: Nobody puts BAG in the corner. Nobody who survived to tell the tale.
Law 3: Do not expose him to bright, do not get BAG wet and never, ever, feed him after midnight.
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