Originally posted by nell
A SHIPPY OPENER FINALE!!! 10 of 10
Dear Shipper Friends, You may have noticed that I'm including as many episode and character cliches as possible. I also "borrowed" shamelessly from remembered ideas from favorite fanfics. Thanks for your kind words and encouragement to continue the Ship!!! **Takes bow** Now I present to you what we have all been wishing for............THE SHIP IS IN!!!
Sargeant Walter Harriman: Unscheduled off world activation. It....it's the Tok'ra.
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IT'S DAD!!! ** uh, oh**
Jacob: Hi kiddos! Just a quick visit to see my little girl.
Daniel: Ahh....Jacob. Hi.
Jacob: Daniel, where's Sam?
Daniel: She...she's not here.
Jacob: I can see that! Mission?
Daniel: Um....don't know.
Jacob: All right, where's O'Neill? He can fill me in.
Daniel: Um, you see, Jacob. About that...Jack's retired. He's.... not.... here.
Jacob: WHAT???? You're telling me that you don't know where Sam is AND Jack's retired?
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Later at Jack's House........
KNOCK**KNOCK**KNOCK**BANG**BANG**KNOCK**KNOCK**KNOCK
Jacob: O'Neill. Open. This. Door, Mister! Where's my daughter? Sam, it's Dad.
Selmak: Jacob, do not act the fool. I have been telling you for years that Jack and Sam are soulmates. They have finally found their way into each other's hearts.
Jacob: Selmak, shut up! This is my daughter we're talking about.
Selmak: Sam is an intelligent and passionate woman. O'Neill is worthy of her. Remember, my friend, I can read your thoughts. You know this is true.
Jacob: Ahhh, I know it. I...but....well, I have a reputation to uphold. I can't very well let Jack know that I approve that easily. I want him to have a very healthy dose of fear that I will injure him severely if he hurts my little girl!
Selmak: Sam's not a girl and Jack could break you in two. Friend, you, how do you Tauri say it, blow alot of hot air!
Jacob: Yeah, you're right! Hey, Selmak, looks like nobody's home but I found Jack's spare house key. How's about we go inside and share an ice cold beer?
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Meanwhile, far, far away...........
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Our couple are out of our view.....
Sam: So.
Jack: So.
Sam: I can't believe we did it. We're alone and nobody knows where we are!
Jack: Even Daniel can't interrupt us. Nice!
Sam: Jack, I love you.
Jack: Sam, I never gave up on us. I'm not good with words but I'm good with you.
Sam: Mmmmmmmmmm......
Jack: Mrs. O'Neill?
Sam: Yes, Mr. O'Neill?
Jack: I love you, too. C'mere. I've got something for you.....
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A BIG HONKIN' KISS!!!!!!!
THE END
I'm still trying to catch up on the thread, but I had to stop and tell you how wonderful these season openers are. Of course, I especially loved this last. What a gift you have. Thanks for sharing with us.
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