OK... here's the full transcript - with Uber's screenshots interspersed throughout 
Amanda’s Leo Award for Threads
Clip starts with a short piece from the other nominee’s (Erin Karpluk) submitted work (something about the actress'es character having trouble clearing her ears!) from Godiva’s “Begin It Now” “Ooohh! Oh, wow! (sounds like she’s having good sex to me) My ears just popped. Finally! (and the guy with her looks really concerned… Looks like they are sitting next to each other in a bedroom – but not ‘in bed’)
Then there’s a title shot
‘Amanda Tapping
Stargate SG-1
“Threads”
Clip is the scene of Carter and O’Neill in the observation area above Jacob’s bed.
“Thank You, Sir.”
“For what?”
“For being here for me”
(The clip is *very* short)
Voiceover: And the Leo goes to… Amanda Tapping, Stargate SG-1, Threads
Amanda is on stage, in front of the microphone and with the award in her hand (and it looks heavy to me)
AT: “Wow… I gotta build a shelf.. or something… Thanks You Walter Duroush (sp?) and Sonny Wong for giving me… stuff… to show for nine years on an incredible series… you know, besides the house and the car…”
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AT is now backstage with two interviewers from the show
Female Interviewer (FI) holds up what looks like a white pamphlet… it says “Leo Awards” across the top, and is apparently something like a formal certificate to go along with the trophy that AT is still holding.
FI: OK, When you win your Leo Award, not only do you get the beautiful statue, but you get one of these, and it’s just like… do you all remember we did ‘participaktion’ (I deliberately spelled it this way to emphasis how she said the word) in elementary school (AT laughs at this… she apparently ‘gets it’)? We all get top honors in our categories…
Male Interviewer (MI): pointing at the words on the front of the ‘certificate’: Amanda Tapping has received top honors…
FI: In Stargate SG-1… congratulations… (and she turns back to AT who is waiting patiently)
AT: (laughing) Thank you, very much.
MI: This is your second year right?
AT: Second year in a row that I’ve won, this is my third Leo, actually… not to boast or anything..
MI: (comes in over the top of the end of AT’s last sentence): So have you run out of things to say on stage now… Do you thank the same people… What do you do…?
AT: I do!.. I say the same thing over and over again…
MI: You’re getting good at it!
AT: I am…! (big smile) And I’m more practiced at it this year than ever before….No, I was really nervous this year, because I didn’t expect to win…. ‘cuz they only had two people nominated…. and I thought, well, they’ve just thrown my name in there, ‘cuz I always get nominated…it’s just the thing…
FI: (hard to make out she said because she started speaking over the top of AT’s last words and the male interview tried to say something at the same time… so all three of them were talking for a moment): Well, it’s at least a 50-50
MI: It’s a Leo tradition (I think he’s referring to AT getting nominated)
AT: 50-50…exactly, it’s a Leo tradition – throw Amanda’s name in there….
FI: Now another congratulations is in order, because you just had a baby…
AT: I just had a baby… little Olivia…. um, she’s 2 months old…
MI: A nice name! (and he says it like ‘awww, that’s sooo cute)
AT: Yeah, she’s awesome.
MI: Uh, how is that? That’s cool isn’t it?
AT: It’s amazing.
MI: I know, it’s hard to describe to people, I have a child...
AT: Yeah, yeah, people keep saying ‘It’s life transforming’, and you go ‘Yeah, yeah, whatever, and then it happens and you go ‘Oh My God, It’s Life Transforming!...(the MI chimes in and choruses “It’s Life Transforming” with AT)… AT continues without missing a beat: Nobody Told Me!’
FI: (cuts in over the top of AT last words and what the MI is trying to say): Now you’re back at work and I know a lot of people, uh, take a little bit of time off, not yourself, you took off a few weeks, and now you’re good-to-go, How does one balance being in a series like Stargate and having a newborn like Olivia-?” (The male interviewer started talking over the female interview right here) MI: Do you think…? (and his words were too difficult to make out over the female interviewer’s words). FI: Look at her face – she’s looking great, though…
AT: I am, it’s like this (and she crosses her eyes)
MI: Does Olivia come on the set?
AT: Olivia comes with me to work every day, and it’s a balancing act…it’s like, you know, you’re breast feeding and (she puts her finger in her mouth and pops it out against her cheek to make a ‘popping sound’… like a baby getting pulled away from mom’s breast)… and I gotta go save the world from aliens…. and you run to set
MI: So, can we see that one more…
And AT knows exactly what he wants, and she pops her finger in her mouth and and makes that popping sound again.
MI: Okay, okay… (both the male and female interviewers are laughing)
AT makes a hand gesture like she handing her baby from her breast off to someone else. “Yeah”
MI: Wow.
FI: And they don’t need a sound effects artist on Stargate, because they have Amanda!”
AT: (chimes in over the FI’s last words): because they have me, breast feeding, on set…
MI: Very nice. Uh, you guys are taping right now too, aren’t you?
AT: Yeah we are
MI: Are you shooting right now? I guess you don’t call it taping
AT: Not *right* now (and she points at the floor)
MI: Not right now?
FI: Not *right* now?
AT: No
MI: Not right at this moment
FI: This is not Stargate
MI: No this is…
AT: Run across the corridor… yeah, and grab my P90, no (laughing)…
MI: Just remember to take the baby.
FI: What’s a P90?
AT: It’s a gun. It’s a big gun.
FI: Oh, that’s right.
AT: Yeah
FI: You get to carry a big gun
AT: Big gun in one hand, baby in the other
FI: Such a beautiful image (sarcastically)
AT: mouths “Hi Mom” to the camera while the FI is talking
MI: Well, congratulations, it really is a tradition now-
AT: Thank you so much
MI: -that you get nominated, now it’s even more of a tradition that you actually win the sucker every year
FI: And it will be so weird for baby Olivia to know that her mommy carries a Pee90 (sorry, she said it that way) and saves the world from aliens
AT: And her mother wears army boots (laughing)
FI: That’s right!
MI: Oh, yeah… I forgot about that!
AT: I know! I know!
MI: Oh, that’s gotta hurt! and speaking at the same time: FI: Well, congratulations, Amanda
FI: I’ll give you back your ‘Top Honors In Participaktion’ (hands Amanda the certificate/pamphlet) and the ‘arm hang’ (I don’t know what that refers to)
Amanda looked perplexed for a moment and then said: Yes, Exactly and then laughed.
MajorSaM's video clip online of AT at the Leos
Amanda’s Leo Award for Threads
Clip starts with a short piece from the other nominee’s (Erin Karpluk) submitted work (something about the actress'es character having trouble clearing her ears!) from Godiva’s “Begin It Now” “Ooohh! Oh, wow! (sounds like she’s having good sex to me) My ears just popped. Finally! (and the guy with her looks really concerned… Looks like they are sitting next to each other in a bedroom – but not ‘in bed’)
Then there’s a title shot
‘Amanda Tapping
Stargate SG-1
“Threads”
Clip is the scene of Carter and O’Neill in the observation area above Jacob’s bed.
“Thank You, Sir.”
“For what?”
“For being here for me”
(The clip is *very* short)
Voiceover: And the Leo goes to… Amanda Tapping, Stargate SG-1, Threads
Amanda is on stage, in front of the microphone and with the award in her hand (and it looks heavy to me)
AT: “Wow… I gotta build a shelf.. or something… Thanks You Walter Duroush (sp?) and Sonny Wong for giving me… stuff… to show for nine years on an incredible series… you know, besides the house and the car…”
------------
AT is now backstage with two interviewers from the show
Female Interviewer (FI) holds up what looks like a white pamphlet… it says “Leo Awards” across the top, and is apparently something like a formal certificate to go along with the trophy that AT is still holding.
FI: OK, When you win your Leo Award, not only do you get the beautiful statue, but you get one of these, and it’s just like… do you all remember we did ‘participaktion’ (I deliberately spelled it this way to emphasis how she said the word) in elementary school (AT laughs at this… she apparently ‘gets it’)? We all get top honors in our categories…
Male Interviewer (MI): pointing at the words on the front of the ‘certificate’: Amanda Tapping has received top honors…
FI: In Stargate SG-1… congratulations… (and she turns back to AT who is waiting patiently)
AT: (laughing) Thank you, very much.
MI: This is your second year right?
AT: Second year in a row that I’ve won, this is my third Leo, actually… not to boast or anything..
MI: (comes in over the top of the end of AT’s last sentence): So have you run out of things to say on stage now… Do you thank the same people… What do you do…?
AT: I do!.. I say the same thing over and over again…
MI: You’re getting good at it!
AT: I am…! (big smile) And I’m more practiced at it this year than ever before….No, I was really nervous this year, because I didn’t expect to win…. ‘cuz they only had two people nominated…. and I thought, well, they’ve just thrown my name in there, ‘cuz I always get nominated…it’s just the thing…
FI: (hard to make out she said because she started speaking over the top of AT’s last words and the male interview tried to say something at the same time… so all three of them were talking for a moment): Well, it’s at least a 50-50
MI: It’s a Leo tradition (I think he’s referring to AT getting nominated)
AT: 50-50…exactly, it’s a Leo tradition – throw Amanda’s name in there….
FI: Now another congratulations is in order, because you just had a baby…
AT: I just had a baby… little Olivia…. um, she’s 2 months old…
MI: A nice name! (and he says it like ‘awww, that’s sooo cute)
AT: Yeah, she’s awesome.
MI: Uh, how is that? That’s cool isn’t it?
AT: It’s amazing.
MI: I know, it’s hard to describe to people, I have a child...
AT: Yeah, yeah, people keep saying ‘It’s life transforming’, and you go ‘Yeah, yeah, whatever, and then it happens and you go ‘Oh My God, It’s Life Transforming!...(the MI chimes in and choruses “It’s Life Transforming” with AT)… AT continues without missing a beat: Nobody Told Me!’
FI: (cuts in over the top of AT last words and what the MI is trying to say): Now you’re back at work and I know a lot of people, uh, take a little bit of time off, not yourself, you took off a few weeks, and now you’re good-to-go, How does one balance being in a series like Stargate and having a newborn like Olivia-?” (The male interviewer started talking over the female interview right here) MI: Do you think…? (and his words were too difficult to make out over the female interviewer’s words). FI: Look at her face – she’s looking great, though…
AT: I am, it’s like this (and she crosses her eyes)
MI: Does Olivia come on the set?
AT: Olivia comes with me to work every day, and it’s a balancing act…it’s like, you know, you’re breast feeding and (she puts her finger in her mouth and pops it out against her cheek to make a ‘popping sound’… like a baby getting pulled away from mom’s breast)… and I gotta go save the world from aliens…. and you run to set
MI: So, can we see that one more…
And AT knows exactly what he wants, and she pops her finger in her mouth and and makes that popping sound again.
MI: Okay, okay… (both the male and female interviewers are laughing)
AT makes a hand gesture like she handing her baby from her breast off to someone else. “Yeah”
MI: Wow.
FI: And they don’t need a sound effects artist on Stargate, because they have Amanda!”
AT: (chimes in over the FI’s last words): because they have me, breast feeding, on set…
MI: Very nice. Uh, you guys are taping right now too, aren’t you?
AT: Yeah we are
MI: Are you shooting right now? I guess you don’t call it taping
AT: Not *right* now (and she points at the floor)
MI: Not right now?
FI: Not *right* now?
AT: No
MI: Not right at this moment
FI: This is not Stargate
MI: No this is…
AT: Run across the corridor… yeah, and grab my P90, no (laughing)…
MI: Just remember to take the baby.
FI: What’s a P90?
AT: It’s a gun. It’s a big gun.
FI: Oh, that’s right.
AT: Yeah
FI: You get to carry a big gun
AT: Big gun in one hand, baby in the other
FI: Such a beautiful image (sarcastically)
AT: mouths “Hi Mom” to the camera while the FI is talking
MI: Well, congratulations, it really is a tradition now-
AT: Thank you so much
MI: -that you get nominated, now it’s even more of a tradition that you actually win the sucker every year
FI: And it will be so weird for baby Olivia to know that her mommy carries a Pee90 (sorry, she said it that way) and saves the world from aliens
AT: And her mother wears army boots (laughing)
FI: That’s right!
MI: Oh, yeah… I forgot about that!
AT: I know! I know!
MI: Oh, that’s gotta hurt! and speaking at the same time: FI: Well, congratulations, Amanda
FI: I’ll give you back your ‘Top Honors In Participaktion’ (hands Amanda the certificate/pamphlet) and the ‘arm hang’ (I don’t know what that refers to)
Amanda looked perplexed for a moment and then said: Yes, Exactly and then laughed.
MajorSaM's video clip online of AT at the Leos
so I had to watch the silent vid with a printout of Astro's transcript. 
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