Sam Carter/Amanda Tapping Discussion/Appreciation

[Uber]

Moebius - Geeks Rule
Gemini - Two Sams, no waiting
Matter of Time - SAving the world, one pastery at a time
Need - Mine'd your own business

Good ones so far...so many eps to go my friends. Skydiver's here are along the level of Ooooooooober snark I'm going for btw...

Here's what we have so far...

SEASON 1

Children of the Gods...or...
101 ways not to piss off your grumpy Colonel. Mandysg1

The Enemy Within...or....
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into that elevator Mandysg1

Emancipation...or...
Kidnapping Carter Is Never A Wise Move. ReganX
Sam on women's sufferage through knives. Deejay435

First Commandment...or...
Thou shalt listen to Sam Mandysg1

Hathor...or...
Carter Vs A Queen Goa'uld - Who Did You Think Would Win? ReganX

Solitudes...or...
101 ways to cuddle with your Colonel Mandysg1
Watch Out...that First Step's a Doozie MB

SEASON 2

In the Line of Duty...or...
Sam Gets Snaked (and not in a good way). MB

Need...or...
Sometimes The Voices In Your Head Are Right. ReganX
Mine'd Your Own Business Skydiver

Matter Of Time... or...
Saving The World Is All In A Day's - Fortnight's? - Work. ReganX
Saving the world, One Pastry at a Time Skydiver

SEASON 3

Seth...or...
Hail Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead! ForeverSg1

SEASON 4

Chain Reaction...or...
You can take this bomb and shove it! ForeverSg1

Prodigy...or..
Carter and her evil mini-me. Deejay435

Entity...or...
It Takes More Than A Double Zatting To Finish Off Sam Carter. ReganX
The Computer Wore Combat Boots. the dancer of spaz

SEASON 7

Space Race or...
Mini-Anakin Ain't Got Nothin' on This Junk Heap the dancer of spaz

Grace...or...
You're always on my mind Skydiver

Chimera...or...
Well, She Had To Make A Mistake Eventually. ReganX

Death Knell...or...
Sam's bad day Skydiver

SEASON 8

Gemini...or...
Two Sams, no waiting Skydiver
Double Your Pleasure MB

Moebius I and II...or...
Even A Geek Carter Is Cool ReganX
Geeks Rule Skydiver

SEASON 9

Avalon 1...or...
Now you see Sam...now you don't. ForeverSg1

The Powers That Be...or...
Poor Dorothy, the wizard's got a new shiny bling that has all of her forgotten super powers. ForeverSg1

4th Horseman I & II...or...
How to Turn a Brilliant Scientist into a Babysitter I & II Strix
Bringing an Ex back from the dead Tracy Jane

Ripple Effect...or...
Proof that There's No Such Thing as Too Many Carters MB
Cos one dead boyfriend just ain't enough Tracy Jane

The Scourge...or...
How Turn a Brilliant Scientist into a Glorified Babysitter Strix

Geez, we're ignoring whole seasons here.

So much snark, so little time. But then time is relative...so...there you go.

[Skydiver]

ok

cotg
Guess who's coming to dinner

enemy within
Kawalsky's close shave

emancipation
Pay no attention to the warlord behind the curtain

broca divide
bridging the divide

first commandment
never send a man to do a woman's job

cold lazarus
chillin with the colonel

nox
Leaf the aliens alone

brief candle
Keep your wick to yourself

thor's hammer
Knocking some sense into them

torment of tantalus
Beachfront property

bloodlines
Sam's fishing trip

fire and water
Drowning your sorrows

hathor
Girls rule, guys drool

singularity
the best souvenier

cor-ai
Sigh, ****less teal'c

Enigma
Illegal aliens

solitudes
Alone at last

tin man
is he Fully Functional?

TBFTGOG
Who cares if he's nuts, let's just have fun

politics
But i'm cute when i mutiny

Serpents Grasp
Zat me baby

[SamFan31]

Unnatural Selection - How to Win Friends and Influence People

[Mandysg1]

chillin with the colonel

Serpents Grasp
Zat me baby

how about Zat me baby one more time

Edit: Oooh that works for entity too

[Mandysg1]

Meridian...Daniel takes a dive part 1 of...? (I know it's not Sam but I couldn't help myself)

[Tracy Jane]

Meridian...Daniel takes a dive part 1 of...? (I know it's not Sam but I couldn't help myself)

Actually, I like that for Need.

Need: Daniel dies again... and again.... and again and again...

[Skydiver]

oh, cor ai should be Shirtless teal'c

i typo'd...quite naughtily it appears

[the dancer of spaz]

Ascension...
"There's An Alien In My Basement" is Not a Sexy Come-on

Fifth Man...
Don't Lock Sam in a Room with a Computer, if You Don't Want Her to Hack Into the System

Red Sky...
Don't Bypass Protocols, Genius

Between Two Fires...
With Artificial Intelligence, Creepiness and Obsession Know No Bounds

2001...
Stay Away from the Spineless Weenie or You'll Regret it 9 Years from Now

Desperate Measures...
Rescue Me

Wormhole X-Treme...
Mockery is the Highest Form of Flattery

Fail Safe...
Damn Crystals

The Warrior...
*insert snarky grin here*

[Tracy Jane]

oh, cor ai should be Shirtless teal'c

i typo'd...quite naughtily it appears

I was trying to work that one out. Couldn't for the life of me work it out!!! Don't you just adore typos?

[Myrth]

Ok I have to ask... what are we playin?

Good ones so far...so many eps to go my friends. Skydiver's here are along the level of Ooooooooober snark I'm going for btw...

Here's what we have so far...

SEASON 1

Children of the Gods...or...
101 ways not to piss off your grumpy Colonel. Mandysg1

The Enemy Within...or....
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into that elevator Mandysg1

Emancipation...or...
Kidnapping Carter Is Never A Wise Move. ReganX
Sam on women's sufferage through knives. Deejay435

First Commandment...or...
Thou shalt listen to Sam Mandysg1

Hathor...or...
Carter Vs A Queen Goa'uld - Who Did You Think Would Win? ReganX

Solitudes...or...
101 ways to cuddle with your Colonel Mandysg1
Watch Out...that First Step's a Doozie MB

SEASON 2

In the Line of Duty...or...
Sam Gets Snaked (and not in a good way). MB

Need...or...
Sometimes The Voices In Your Head Are Right. ReganX
Mine'd Your Own Business Skydiver

Matter Of Time... or...
Saving The World Is All In A Day's - Fortnight's? - Work. ReganX
Saving the world, One Pastry at a Time Skydiver

SEASON 3

Seth...or...
Hail Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead! ForeverSg1

SEASON 4

Chain Reaction...or...
You can take this bomb and shove it! ForeverSg1

Prodigy...or..
Carter and her evil mini-me. Deejay435

Entity...or...
It Takes More Than A Double Zatting To Finish Off Sam Carter. ReganX
The Computer Wore Combat Boots. the dancer of spaz

SEASON 7

Space Race or...
Mini-Anakin Ain't Got Nothin' on This Junk Heap the dancer of spaz

Grace...or...
You're always on my mind Skydiver

Chimera...or...
Well, She Had To Make A Mistake Eventually. ReganX

Death Knell...or...
Sam's bad day Skydiver

SEASON 8

Gemini...or...
Two Sams, no waiting Skydiver
Double Your Pleasure MB

Moebius I and II...or...
Even A Geek Carter Is Cool ReganX
Geeks Rule Skydiver

SEASON 9

Avalon 1...or...
Now you see Sam...now you don't. ForeverSg1

The Powers That Be...or...
Poor Dorothy, the wizard's got a new shiny bling that has all of her forgotten super powers. ForeverSg1

4th Horseman I & II...or...
How to Turn a Brilliant Scientist into a Babysitter I & II Strix
Bringing an Ex back from the dead Tracy Jane

Ripple Effect...or...
Proof that There's No Such Thing as Too Many Carters MB
Cos one dead boyfriend just ain't enough Tracy Jane

The Scourge...or...
How Turn a Brilliant Scientist into a Glorified Babysitter Strix

Geez, we're ignoring whole seasons here.

So much snark, so little time. But then time is relative...so...there you go.

[Mandysg1]

Sam: Dam I already used up my years worth of hair product, now what do I do?

[Uber]

Ok I have to ask... what are we playin?

A game. Snarkgate SG-1. (thanks Skydiver).

Keep 'em coming.

[Skydiver]

Ok I have to ask... what are we playin?

snark gate sg-1

[Mandysg1]

Samandan assignment.

I'm looking for snarky subtitles for each SG-1 episode. Sam-themed preferred but if not, that's fine too.

For instance...

Children of the Gods...or...Sam Dives Headlong into the Puddle.

Okay ... that's not that snarky, but I'm rushin' (no, not Russian) to write this post.

So...ideas? Start a-postin' away.

Here's the assignment Myrth if you choose to take it

Spoiler:

remember this message will self destruct in 3 seconds

[ChevronSeven]

The only one I can think of right now is:

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