Originally posted by Dani76
Now I know what all those backward masked messages that purportedly appeared in all sorts of hard rock and heavy metal albums in years past were actually for! Rock stars have long since invented Prior protection. Sort of - ante Prior anti Prior technology! I mean, can you imagine being rock stars, of the ilk and kind of Led Zeppelin or Deep Purple and your society is converted totally to Orii worship???
Hmm... It's all becoming clear now... Season 9, Arthurian mystique, Robert Plant reading Louis Spence's "Magic Arts in Celtic Britain" and finding inspiration for lyrics, Jimmy Page's 'Merlin' costume on stage in _The Song Remains The Same_, a song named "Cartouche" on a recent album from Richie Blackmore - the Earth will be saved from the Priors and the Doci and the Orii by early 70's rock stars, brought to the future for the express purpose by SG-1, in a sequel to 1969, called 1971! Daniel will decipher the backward lyrics on Led Zeppelin IV, and determine that SG-1 has already gone to the past and inspired those backward lyrics, therefore allowing Sam to endorse the mission. Daniel will go to India and meditate with the Maharishi to restore his Ascended memories of exactly what mystic sounds to play and magic words to say to burn out the evil Orii derived powers. Teal'c will protect Sam from legions of jealous groupies and amorous rock stars while she struggles to properly engineer the secret, Prior-deadly recordings on antique sound equipment. Mitchell will forget where they left the tour bus, and wonder if the Stairway to Heaven is supposed to be the Gate ramp. Vala will turn out to have the Ancient gene, and fly them all to the past in the Puddlejumper Gateship, and then jump ship to become a highly successful recording executive and concert promoter with a habit of making gold records appear - and then mysteriously disappear. And meanwhile, back in the future, a group of aging rockers will show up at the gates of Cheyenne Mountain with the all important master tapes they've been carefully keeping all these years - marvel at the stage costume of a System Lord who happens by, meet themselves going and coming, and get sent back to their respective timelines swearing that they'd swear off their favorite vices if those vices hadn't inspired them to help the really hot blonde and her weird friends save the world. Loud music will be played loudly. The Priors and Orii will be annihilated by power chords and an irresistable urge to drive Cadillacs unsafely for normal traffic and road conditions.
And, to bring it all back to some semblance of subject, everybody who graduated with a physics degree in my class owned at least one Led Zeppelin album. (I had eight. ) It's a 'you never get to bed at a sane hour because you have to stay up and do your homework so you have to stay awake somehow' thing. So I bet Sam is harbouring a Zeppelin album or three...
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