Originally posted by 1speed4Sam
Saturday Night (Almost) Live – an alternative view
The day got off to a slightly inauspicious start when I suffered a “senior moment”, and drove straight past the Royal Accountant’s humble abode (fortunately unobserved by the RA, or her Sarcasm Chip would have gone into overdrive).
The day got off to a slightly inauspicious start when I suffered a “senior moment”, and drove straight past the Royal Accountant’s humble abode (fortunately unobserved by the RA, or her Sarcasm Chip would have gone into overdrive).
Originally posted by 1speed4Sam

It was during this greeting that I suffered a major facial injury, when the aforementioned beast bit me on the nose. Fortunately, after a few minutes with a paper towel and an antiseptic spray, the bleeding had stopped and I was able to pronounce myself off the critical list. Even more fortunately, no lasting damage appears to have been done to my rugged good looks, so on this occasion I will not be suing the RA for every bean she’s got.
We then headed over to the far east reaches of Lancashire where we enjoyed a bracing 20.78 mile mountain bike ride, during which we observed several interesting activities, including a kestrel doing what kestrels do best, and a group of local farmers partaking in sheep trials – as far as we are aware, none of the sheep were found guilty.


Originally posted by 1speed4Sam
The RA also had another opportunity to demonstrate her “combat roll”, but luckily fell to the left where a grassy bank stopped her momentum, rather than to the right where she would have plummeted down a ravine into a raging torrent.
Originally posted by 1speed4Sam
The RA has already mentioned the embarrassing incident which then occurred at our afternoon tea spot. I would like to take this opportunity to assure all citizens of Samanda that I do not regularly partake in, nor visit any, erm, *specialist* websites which cater for, this kind of activity. It was a genuine accident, he just walked in front of me at the wrong moment, honest. Or maybe it was divine retribution for his earlier unprovoked attack? At least I was decent enough to tell the RA before she patted him on the head...
Having arrived back at the RA’s and freshened up, the RA prepared another splendid feast (carrot curry and cous-cous), after which I took my place on the Stargate Viewing Settee (tm)
Having arrived back at the RA’s and freshened up, the RA prepared another splendid feast (carrot curry and cous-cous), after which I took my place on the Stargate Viewing Settee (tm)
Originally posted by 1speed4Sam
and settled down to watch COTG. Regrettably I was unable to stand and salute our Queen when she appeared on screen – as this was wholly due to the Grip-O-Matic restraints, I trust I will not be charged with treason?
My views on COTG? Thoroughly enjoyed it, I did. Having never actually sat down and watched a whole Stargate episode before, I can see the appeal. I’m not going to ramble on about tight ensemble acting, or the great musical score, or the overall classy look and feel of the production, but I’m definitely looking forward to continuing my adventures with SG-1.
I would also like to apologise to those of a sensitive disposition for their being subjected to the sight of my knobblies – hopefully, should it ever happen again they will be rather more tanned and less goose-pimply (er, the knobblies that is, not those of a sensitive disposition). And thanks to all those who’ve been really complimentary. Aw, shucks, you guys…. *big hugs all round*
Finally, as Jester seems to worry about these things, I would like to assure her that during the viewing the RA and I maintained a respectable distance between us (separate settees in fact). No confessions needed round here, I’m afraid. And believe me when I say that if one were needed, I would be shouting it from the rooftops - after all, it's not everybody who gets to spend quality time with a Royal Doppelganger...
1s4S
My views on COTG? Thoroughly enjoyed it, I did. Having never actually sat down and watched a whole Stargate episode before, I can see the appeal. I’m not going to ramble on about tight ensemble acting, or the great musical score, or the overall classy look and feel of the production, but I’m definitely looking forward to continuing my adventures with SG-1.
I would also like to apologise to those of a sensitive disposition for their being subjected to the sight of my knobblies – hopefully, should it ever happen again they will be rather more tanned and less goose-pimply (er, the knobblies that is, not those of a sensitive disposition). And thanks to all those who’ve been really complimentary. Aw, shucks, you guys…. *big hugs all round*
Finally, as Jester seems to worry about these things, I would like to assure her that during the viewing the RA and I maintained a respectable distance between us (separate settees in fact). No confessions needed round here, I’m afraid. And believe me when I say that if one were needed, I would be shouting it from the rooftops - after all, it's not everybody who gets to spend quality time with a Royal Doppelganger...
1s4S


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