Originally posted by majorsal
We shall have to petition the Court to rule on your behalf of forthwith making the sixteenth of May a non-event. However, this gives me great concern as we may be deconstructing history.
Please allow me to plead my case. Perchance, if the sixteenth day of May was never considered important in the timeline of the universe, then you, Madam, may just be a figment of our royal imagination ... never really having been born. Perhaps an AU Madam Vice President! When you pass mirrors in the hallway, are you able to take a good look at yourself? Are you really there?
And your dear mother ... just where was she on that glorious day of yore in Anno Domini MCMLXIII? If you feel discomfort now at what was purported to have taken place, can you consider your poor mum's confusion?
Ah, yes, my esteemed VP, your dismissal of your celebratory date of birth leads to the larger existential questions of trees falling in forests and Moebius loops and quantum mirrors.
Oh my, oh my ... please reconsider and allow us all to fete you quite modestly on the appointed date. A rose, a glass of ale from the royal liquor cabinet aptly named Tribute in your honour ... it does not take much to keep the merry citizens of Samanda content and happy.
Your humble servant,
Jester
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