Speaking of Sci-Fi's wonderful weekend offerings, here's an article from TV Guide that just about sums it up, using next week's movie as evidence.
Nearly every one of the Sci Fi Channel's deliciously goofy disaster epics follows a standard recipe. Need proof? Check out tonight's DISASTER ZONE : VOLCANO IN NEW YORK which includes all the ingredients of Sci Fi's cheesy
gumbo:
1) The hero is a down-on-his-luck hunk caught in a surreal calamity. Costas Mandylor stars as a tunnel worker who spies magma beneath the Big Apple.
2) Fate reunites said hero with a fetching, but estranged, spouse. Alexandra Paul (Baywatch) plays Mandylor's geologist ex-wife.
3) Together they face either a natural disaster (or a ravenous creature) linked to a mad science project. Michael Ironside gnaws the screen as a loony seeking to drain energy from Earth's core.
4) The dialogue is above-and-beyond-the-call of camp. Mandylor's female coworker barks, "Lady? I’m a Sandhog!"-a line that's sure to survive as a slogan of female empowerment.
5) The film is gore-ier than Tipper and Al's mansion. One dude's face is scalded while another's hands melt off
6) The F/X are only as good as anything generated by a home computer (dig Mandylor's stone face during a "lava flow") and probably cost only as much. At least that's how it looks. And we wouldn't have it any other way. -G J Donnelly
NC

Recipe for Disaster
Nearly every one of the Sci Fi Channel's deliciously goofy disaster epics follows a standard recipe. Need proof? Check out tonight's DISASTER ZONE : VOLCANO IN NEW YORK which includes all the ingredients of Sci Fi's cheesy
gumbo:
1) The hero is a down-on-his-luck hunk caught in a surreal calamity. Costas Mandylor stars as a tunnel worker who spies magma beneath the Big Apple.
2) Fate reunites said hero with a fetching, but estranged, spouse. Alexandra Paul (Baywatch) plays Mandylor's geologist ex-wife.
3) Together they face either a natural disaster (or a ravenous creature) linked to a mad science project. Michael Ironside gnaws the screen as a loony seeking to drain energy from Earth's core.
4) The dialogue is above-and-beyond-the-call of camp. Mandylor's female coworker barks, "Lady? I’m a Sandhog!"-a line that's sure to survive as a slogan of female empowerment.
5) The film is gore-ier than Tipper and Al's mansion. One dude's face is scalded while another's hands melt off
6) The F/X are only as good as anything generated by a home computer (dig Mandylor's stone face during a "lava flow") and probably cost only as much. At least that's how it looks. And we wouldn't have it any other way. -G J Donnelly
NC
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