Originally posted by ChopinGal
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Schrödinger (that cat!) in lingerie with a bottle of vintage wine, roses, and chocolate covered raw mice. (or jack. that works too, of course)sigpic
"Out of the Abyss" (SJ Angst)....................Best New Author.................."Else Close the Wall Up" (Sam)
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ROTFLOL Now that is a picture! Sky, ready to write this fanfic?!!Originally posted by Mandysg1Teal'c holding a dozen roses and a box of chocolates, but what was the most surprising was that Teal'c was wearing a french maids outfit
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Teal'c holding a dozen roses and a box of chocolates, but what was the most surprising was that Teal'c was wearing a french maids outfit
I was thinking of Sky when I wrote itOriginally posted by ChopinGalROTFLOL Now that is a picture! Sky, ready to write this fanfic?!!
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Hahaha, KinkyOriginally posted by Mandysg1Teal'c holding a dozen roses and a box of chocolates, but what was the most surprising was that Teal'c was wearing a french maids outfit
Kinda reminds me of that very kinky Sam/Teal'c drabble I read the other day at samcarter100... 
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Originally posted by ChopinGalSam Carter had a busy day in the lab. She was still working on some equations when General Landry stopped in the doorway and told her to "shut it down, Colonel, and go home. After all, it's Valentine's Day!"
What was waiting for Sam when she got home that night?!
Mucho points for originality, not the same old same old ...
Front door ajar, Sam creeps into the house and turns slowly into the living room
where she confronts ...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11...l/IMG_0741.jpg
Next to the chocolate delight is a hand-written poem:
I've loved you since you first set foot upon the base
And everytime I see your pretty face
I want to shout how much I care
But shut my mouth, I wouldn't dare
Even though my heart beats wildly 'cause you're so hot
And I'm afraid of dying on the spot
I have to stay hidden and play it cool
Be the boy scout, observe the Golden Rule
If I had dibs on your hand and heart,
We would never, never part
I'd love you, you'd love me back
But alas you're pledged to Jack!
Just a humble token I've left for you
Chocolate flowing, strawberries too
Now that Love finally has the upper hand
Tell the Groom-to-Be, I'll be Best Man!
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ok so i saw "off the grid" tonight and heres a few stupid shallow thoughts;
Spoiler:
well i'll stop boring anyone who actually managed to read that. well done to anyone who did.
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Originally posted by minigeek
Ok... you MUST know by posting something like that that I'd have to respond... right??? *evil cackle*
40 SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN:
1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
Ok, BOTH are true… just depends on mood/who’s talking etc!
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
Well that’s what the thing is called… honestly people it’s not that bad…
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette,
I just spilled my poutine"
We SOOO don’t say “serviette…” but Poutine is YUMMYYY
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
Well they’re BARS of CHOCALATE! I mean… why WOULD you call it candy!? Candy is hard and made of sugar etc. etc. NOT CHOCOLATE!
5. You drink pop, not soda.
Absolutely!!!
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
Uh…. The heck is a “Pogey…”???
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
….Does it?? We so don’t say “Eh” at the end of every sentence like that…
8. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
We can? Well, 19, yeah, but the States is like the ONLY place I know of that is above a teen age…
9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
Well hey… doesn’t everyone? especially when the weathers been all finicky and pyscho as it has of late... at least where I am
10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba,
it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars
and no Americans.
My best friend is in Cuba right now…
11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government
to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
Which Canadians are YOU talking about!? I know all my people and I sure tell the government to stuff it… I mean dear lord sometimes the gov’t just… *rambles on about incompetency of gov’t*
12. You're not sure if the leader of your nation
has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
Why WOULD we ever want to know the details of our leader’s sex life… .
13. get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
All depends WHERE in Canada your’e talking of…
14. You think pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
Well it IS a fish too…. and a medieval weapon and...
15. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
We have BOTH! One’s just bigger than the other
16. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
There’s a town called Chesterfield…? W/E it IS a COUCH!
17. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
I do…?
18. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
Well YEAH… it’s hilarious!
19. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
…taste like soap??? Never heard of it…
20. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
Well they don’t, I have about a dozen family members in the Mounted Police…
21. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
We do?
22. You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
It’s not?
23. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
Who the heck are they….
24. You participated in "Participaction".
I don’t even understand this… lol
25. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,
"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister
is good enough for me". (And you know who the Inuit ARE!)
Inuit carvings protect our PM…. ??? Er... and I have one by my bedside?? Well sure some ppl do... I do have some Native art somwhere in my house... but it's not a necisary thing...
26. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
5 dollar COIN? Who would want one of those… *huggles bills* Twonies are just too cool to be overshadowed by a fiveoonie or something…
27. Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world,
you don't possess a Canadian passport.
Of course I have a Canadian passport
It's the Torontarians who NEVER travel... But then again who’s to say I’m not one of those assassins
28. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill
in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
Well it’s not always a red pen…
29. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize"
and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education
in bilingual cereal packaging.
Well sometimes the mornings are just SOOO boring you don’t have anything else to due but read all the cereal boxes!!!
30. You are excited whenever an American television
show mentions Canada.
Just because Americans are all immune to their mentions (because all tv bloody does is glorify Americans… *cough* I mean… lol, j/k it’s all in love!) but anyways, Canada deserves more recognition!
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
Uh… what else do we do? We write these things down as well… I’m confused… lol
32. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon,
Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
I sure as heck USED to! Come on, to a kid those people are GENIUSES!
33. You can eat more than one maple sugar
candy without feeling nauseous.
Mm…. Maple Sugar….
34. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
‘Fraid I’m not of that generation
35. You know what a toque is.
I have some very nice ones <g>
36. You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
Doug and Bob??? Who the heck are THEY?
37. You admit Rich Little is Canadian and
you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
Who the heck is Rich Little? And yes I admit im glad Jerry Lewis is not…
38. You know Toronto is not a province.
Well although the Torontarians wish they were... they're not! One of the few things I know about actual geography
39. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
Miss… Coaches Corner… :O BLASPHEMY *huggles my Hockey Night in Canada*
40. Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of
your favourite food groups
Well back bacon is a super duper utterly rare treat.. but KD!?!? ABSOLUTELY!!! How could one survive without KD!?!? I mean… it’s KD!
and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL!!!The Von MajorSam Family Singers debut CD... Coming soon
^^Sam/Jack^^
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Meowwwwwwww and Bow Wow (in that order)!! LOL, great job!Originally posted by ParadoxRealities
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Suffice to say that our Royal Security Guard better have someone watching his six on those slippery slopes whilst out mountain biking with the RA ...Originally posted by Mandysg1Did Coley happen to read it
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Hahaha. As long as the Royal Security Guard protects me at Gabit. I have a feeling I could be in troubleOriginally posted by ChopinGalSuffice to say that our Royal Security Guard better have someone watching his six on those slippery slopes whilst out mountain biking with the RA ...
BTW: Thanks Sammo for rewriting that as may be Canadian. I found myself nodding to several of those. And I'm sure I wasn't Canadian at last check.Yepp, it's blank down here.Comment
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Originally posted by MajorSam
Hey I soooo do say Servietteit must by my bilingualism
And I have to say a while ago I was watching a celebrity type game show, and The Bare Naked Ladies answered Kraft Dinner. The MC said sorry your wrong the answer is Macaroni and Cheese
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Do you say serviette!?Originally posted by Mandysg1Hey I soooo do say Servietteit must by my bilingualism
And I have to say a while ago I was watching a celebrity type game show, and The Bare Naked Ladies answered Kraft Dinner. The MC said sorry your wrong the answer is Macaroni and Cheese woooah... lol. sry! I'm just going by my corner of the country! It is kind of huge after all...
and WHAT!? that is just horrid! KD is Mac and Cheese... well... kind of but come on, that is so the right answer...
The Von MajorSam Family Singers debut CD... Coming soon
^^Sam/Jack^^
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As to the recent, ahem, comments on our Royal Accountant's somewhat pronounced Lancastrian accent (cough) ... I just thought of another woman who also had problems being understood ...
And look how well that turned out!!
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Hey Major Sam, do you think the non-Canadians know that the Bare Naked Ladies are a singing group of men! Or do you think some of them thought there were naked women on the game show
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Buahaha, that's what I was just thinking actually...Originally posted by Mandysg1Hey Major Sam, do you think the non-Canadians know that the Bare Naked Ladies are a singing group of men! Or do you think some of them thought there were naked women on the game show I think I know what some of the wanted to believe... hah. *goes back to humming the Chimpanzee Postcard song they do* la la la "A goin' fishing chimp..." heh, that's my fave one...
Well all none-Canadians... what DID you think the Bare Naked Ladies were!?The Von MajorSam Family Singers debut CD... Coming soon
^^Sam/Jack^^
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