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J: Ah, Danny... you may be in luck. I've just been told
that she's spilled tea on her keyboard again.
D: That never stopped her using it before. It just made
her type 'qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq' a lot more often.
D: Sam, can you help me work out something?
S: Daniel, are you checking the hussy thread again?
You have to stop doing that. It's making you really
paranoid.
D: I think I have a right to be. Anyway, I have this
equasion here that I can't figure out. Perhaps you
can help?
S: Let me see it.
S: Well, you have an unknown quantity of pβ. Usually, unknown quantities
would mean the equasion wouldn't work, but in this case it's ok. Then you
need 6' of αdJ. Combine those, and put that over several litres of μz. Again,
quantity is irrelevant. The outcome should be
D: But what does it all mean?
S: Um... basically... your hussies are thinking those non PG thoughts again...
JF: Daniel, it's simple. Even Colonel O'Neill understands. You take
some pβ and 6' of αdJ, and then put that over several litres of
μz to get That's all there is to it.
T: Doctor Frasier is correct, DanielJackson. It is a very simple equasion.
I am surprised that you cannot see what it means.
JO: Maybe... he doesn't wanna see...? Wait... what d'ya mean even
O'Neill understands?
D: Jaaaack, where are you going?
J: Leaving you to work it out for yourself.
D: But Jaaack... you know what these hussies are like
J: Yup. See ya later, Danny boy...
O: Just because I helped you ascend, doesn't mean
I'll help you work this equasion out. It's like ascension
- you have to do it yourself.
D: Am I ever going to get this?
J: Danny, what's going on?
D: You remember that equasion? Well, I worked it out.
J: And now you're..?
D: Hiding.
J: Hiding. Riiight. Why?
D: I don't know if she prefers smooth or crunchy. And I don't
like the idea of crunchy much.
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