Vala Mal Doran/Claudia Black WOW Thread

[Admiral Q O]

ValaMitchell: I suppose we'll have to kidnap HotBuns so we can take over his final exam.


Liz: Piece of cake. Vala, don't let him leave your room.


Vala: Whatever you say, Liz. *pounces to bathroom, locks HotBuns inside*

[Toomi]

[ValaMalduran]

((( ADDY )))


A.

[Admiral Q O]

HotBuns: Vala? Hon? Let me out!

Vala: Sorry, no can do. Psst...Liz...now what?


Liz: I don't know. This is ValaM's kidnapping.


ValaMitchell: We're going to administer his final exam.

Vala: Right...and how exactly do we do that?
ValaMitchell: Uh...I'm checking into that and I'll get right back to you. Just keep him locked up.

[Admiral Q O]

ValaMitchell: Daniel...the final exam for HotBuns...
EDaniel: That's today, already? Wow...I'd better go find your hubs...he's in charge...or is it Sheppy in charge this time? Too many Lt. Colonels around here.


ValaMitchell: No...don't go. Just tell me all about the exam.
EDaniel: Why? Are you planning on helping him to cheat?

ValaMitchell: I don't have time for this. *zats Daniel, carries off* I'll just have to hook you up to that Galaran memory thing and get the information I need. *heavy sigh* You've put on weight.

[Admiral Q O]

ValaMitchell: I have determined the contents of the final exam.


Vala: And?


ValaMitchell: Unlock loverboy and tell him to start running.

[Admiral Q O]

ECam: Okay, Daniel, give HotBuns a rifle and get him on his way. Daniel? Now where the heck did he go?


EDaniel: Running a little late...your wife shanghied me. Now, where is HotBuns?
ValaMitchell: I'm not certain. He runs far faster than I expected.

[Admiral Q O]

HotBuns: Psst...Vala...over here...

Vala: Hey, Tiger. They're looking for you.

HotBuns: Looking for me? That lunatic married Vala is shooting at me.
Vala: She's only using blanks. Besides, she won't chase you anymore.
HotBuns: Good.
Vala: Now her husband and Teal'c are ready for you. *hands over rifle and kisses for luck*

[Admiral Q O]

Liz: Stop the field test! We just received new orders from Addy.


ECam: I never get to have any fun. What does she want us to do with HotBuns now?


Liz: We're to take him to the theatre to see Romeo and Juliet. Then Vala gets to quiz him afterwards.

Teal'c: Colonel Mitchell, your rifle is still aimed at HotBuns.
ECam: Yes, it is. Liz, you're gonna have to prove those orders are genuine. They sound like something my wife would have made up.

Liz: (on radio) I told you he wouldn't buy it.
ValaMitchell: Shut up and let me think.

[Admiral Q O]

Vala: Addy, Cammie, I thought you were both in quarantine.

Cammie: I beamed us out.
Addy: How are things in here today?
Vala: Everything is fine. HotBuns isn't here.
Addy: Why would I think he would be?
Vala: Uh...
Cammie: Okay, Vala, spill it. What's going on?

[ValaMalduran]

Addy, you're surpassing yourself today!!!!


A.

[Admiral Q O]

Addy, you're surpassing yourself today!!!!


A.

Thanks.

[Admiral Q O]

Cammie: Evil Bro...come in.

ECam: What now? I'm busy administering a test at the moment.

Cammie: I know. Addy says to be sure that HotBuns gets roughed up a bit so she can tend to his injuries.
ECam: The old Florence Nightingale game?
Cammie: Yep. That will be the real final exam.
ECam: Understood. We're on it.

Vala: I hereby volunteer to admister that portion.

Cammie: Save your breath, toots. Ain't gonna happen.

[Aeryn/Vala]

YAY for Vala Vednesday

And a big HOORAY for Claudia getting the Constellation Award 2007 for "Best Female Performance in a 2006 Science Fiction Television Episode" in Memento Mori --> Constellation Award 2007

[Admiral Q O]

YAY for Vala Vednesday

And a big HOORAY for Claudia getting the Constellation Award 2007 for "Best Female Performance in a 2006 Science Fiction Television Episode" in Memento Mori --> Constellation Award 2007

Excellent news! And well deserved. Do you post at TF or should I just copy your post at her thread over there?