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    Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    got this idea from the Free Green thread....... so feel free to add your own limerick (unfortunately, it must be a clean one)

    first limerick
    Originally posted by Hiccups
    I’m crazy, I’m whacko, I’m nuts
    No ifs, no ands, and no buts
    I went off my rocker
    No books in my locker
    And I’m spinning around like a clutz
    and now mine:

    I am a big fan of the Stargate
    I think SG-1 was quite top-rate
    Then came SGA
    And all I could say
    Was that SGA made me nauseate
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

    #2
    How about some Zelenka ones...


    There is a great doctor named Radek
    Who keeps his boss Rodney in check
    He takes Rodney’s rap
    Throws it back in his lap
    Without him old Rodney’d wreak havoc


    For Pookey:
    Zelenka’s a brilliant young Czech
    Who finds Rodney a pain in the neck
    I can’t blame him there
    And I do love his hair
    To Atlantis for him I would trek


    There was on Atlantis a smartie
    Who’d rather play chess than to party
    He’s sweet and not terse
    But in Czech he would curse
    When dealing with ninnies like Rodney
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      #3
      good stuff...... a bit less awkward than mine, lol.....

      i'll be back when i think up some more

      spread the word...
      Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
      Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
      Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
      Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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        #4
        There once was a colonel named Jack
        Who never took any of Ba’al’s flack
        He loved to eat cake
        He REALLY loved to eat cake
        And an alien named Teal’c had his back
        Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
        Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
        Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
        Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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          #5
          There once was a girl named Sam,
          who told Kawalsky to scram.
          She entered the gate,
          but soon it was to late...
          she had Jack into her ham.

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            #6
            There once was a thread much like this,
            to which the theme adds a twist
            Although that doesn't quite rhyme
            I think that I've got the gist.
            If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. ~Henry J. Kaiser

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              #7
              Here are some about other Gate Worlders...

              There was a Gate Worlder from Belgium
              Who posted that he thought it was dumb
              To put out a fire
              With footwear attire
              And turned his nice sneakers to gum gum


              There was a commander named Sil
              Showed intelligence, promise, and skill
              She took her inhaler
              And that really made her
              Like Wile E. upon earthquake pills

              Hey, if anybody's shy, fear not. Here is a website that shows you how to write limericks.
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                #8
                Here are some non-Zelenka ones just to be fair.

                There was on Atlantis a John
                Who was loaded with brains and with brawn
                Anything he could fly
                And his hair stuck up high
                He kept fighting ‘til all threats were gone


                There was a smart guy named McKay
                Who was snarky but liked it that way
                When push came to shove
                He gave up what he loved
                And in the last sec saved the day
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                  #9
                  Yes, it's me again. This time, I did two versions of the same limerick just so people didn't think I dislike Ronon.

                  T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
                  Who really was not that complex
                  Some girls think he’s hot
                  But with them I’m not
                  But he’s good, so he gets my respects


                  T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
                  Who really was not that complex
                  He was loyal and true
                  And quite muscular too
                  Where he goes, he gets much respects
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hiccups View Post
                    Here are some about other Gate Worlders...
                    Spoiler:

                    There was a Gate Worlder from Belgium
                    Who posted that he thought it was dumb
                    To put out a fire
                    With footwear attire
                    And turned his nice sneakers to gum gum


                    There was a commander named Sil
                    Showed intelligence, promise, and skill
                    She took her inhaler
                    And that really made her
                    Like Wile E. upon earthquake pills
                    Spoiler:




                    Originally posted by Hiccups View Post
                    Here are some non-Zelenka ones just to be fair.

                    There was on Atlantis a John
                    Who was loaded with brains and with brawn
                    Anything he could fly
                    And his hair stuck up high
                    He kept fighting ‘til all threats were gone


                    There was a smart guy named McKay
                    Who was snarky but liked it that way
                    When push came to shove
                    He gave up what he loved
                    And in the last sec saved the day
                    Originally posted by Hiccups View Post
                    Yes, it's me again. This time, I did two versions of the same limerick just so people didn't think I dislike Ronon.

                    T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
                    Who really was not that complex
                    Some girls think he’s hot
                    But with them I’m not
                    But he’s good, so he gets my respects


                    T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
                    Who really was not that complex
                    He was loyal and true
                    And quite muscular too
                    Where he goes, he gets much respects


                    That good love em.
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                    Thanks to DS for my siggy

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                      #11
                      For October I have but one wish
                      And that is for TPTB to dish
                      Out the reason
                      Why season after season
                      Everyone in the universe speaks English


                      (i think that deserves some green )
                      Last edited by IrishPisano; 31 August 2009, 11:09 AM.
                      Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
                      Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
                      Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
                      Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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                        #12
                        There once was a group of Asgard
                        Who found it excedingly hard
                        Their bodies to clone
                        Without bad genomes
                        So they suffered much in that regard
                        Last edited by Hiccups; 02 September 2009, 05:38 AM.
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                          #13
                          The wraith are a wiley old bunch
                          Who like to eat humans for lunch
                          They invade foreign lands
                          And they eat with their hands
                          Yet they still can throw out quite a punch
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                            #14
                            It is called Deus Ex Machina
                            Not Wormhole Drive but Deus Ex Machina
                            'Tis a very bad choice
                            And yet writers rejoice
                            When they use Deus Ex Machina
                            Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
                            Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
                            Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
                            Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by IrishPisano View Post
                              It is called Deus Ex Machina
                              Not Wormhole Drive but Deus Ex Machina
                              'Tis a very bad choice
                              And yet writers rejoice
                              When they use Deus Ex Machina
                              *chuckles* Good one.
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