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In the planetary terraforming division headquarters of the first Ancient city, where it always rained, the CEO suddenly had a great idea! It was such an amazing idea, because he was the boss, and as a minion one would not want to be at the receiving end of a telekinetic tantrum, no one dared question it. Thus the terraforming template used for the next few millennia is unveiled with much pomp and ceremony.....
Spoiler:
It was such a success it was even adopted by other enigmatic races who liked creating planets just because they could!
In the planetary terraforming division headquarters of the first Ancient city, where it always rained, the CEO suddenly had a great idea! It was such an amazing idea, because he was the boss, and as a minion one would not want to be at the receiving end of a telekinetic tantrum, no one dared question it. Thus the terraforming template used for the next few millennia is unveiled with much pomp and ceremony.....
Spoiler:
It was such a success it was even adopted by other enigmatic races who liked creating planets just because they could!
Crazy system lord who is trying to wipe out Earth by removing private transport and replacing it with his own public transport system. Ironically, he only managed to lower green-house gas emission, and ended up save the planet.
General Laundry
Commands the SGCC (Stargate Cleaning Crew) and makes sure that everybody's BDU's are properly cleaned after each mission to a desert planet.
Hallowed are the Oreo!
The cry of the worshipers of the Oreo, a race of evil chocolate, cream filled cookies who control people by filling them with excessive amounts of sugar
Hallowed are the Oreo!
The cry of the worshipers of the Oreo, a race of evil chocolate, cream filled cookies who control people by filling them with excessive amounts of sugar
An off shot of the Nox race who are slightly smaller then their benevolent cousins. Best known for their exceptional thievery skills. When the SGC first encountered this race the team initially reported gate malfunction as they all arrived naked and empty handed. Tho it was later discovered they they had simply been robbed by this small race of kleptomaniacs. In the end everyone shared a good laugh. and the SG Team returned to earth only to discover they had all had their watches stolen during their departing handshakes.
Thsi might not be that funny but it was funny when I was thinking it up in my head.
New TV show "The Lost Bride"
Giant humans having giant fun..... husband places ring on brides finger onl the ring starts moving and shaking and suddenly the bride vanishes down a hole created by the ring.....
Giants find tiny humans from Earth that come through the ring and learn "it's not a wedding ring it's a stargate"
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