Intercom: All personal will be required to trade in their weapons for water pistols, that is all.
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what kind of pizza do you want
me: *descends* meatlovers
gategirl: *shoots me*
me: *ascends*
Intercom: incoming wormhole.
landry: close the iris
walter: its not closing... incoming traveler
guy: your pizzas here
who are you
guy: im scruffy the janitor.
green for anyone who recognizes the guys name.
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Originally posted by timstro59 View PostIntercom: All personal will be required to trade in their weapons for water pistols, that is all.
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Ooh Pizza!!
Nicky:Back off! *Take the Pizza & Runs*
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Walter: I've just had a premonition on how we're all going to die. We have to thwart Death's design for us.The Stargate Character Facebook/Twitter Status Page
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210
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Major (insert name), your fungal cream is ready.Tumblr: fashion4ducks.tumblr.com
Where my mind comes out to play *DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Originally posted by AlbinoMonkeyC View PostMajor (insert name), your fungal cream is ready.
*sneaks into infirmary*
me: *decends in level 23*
Intercom: i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves.
landry: Walter WTH are you doing!?!?!?!?
me: what that about fungal cream?
dont ask.
landry: would the vampire with the ego of a system lord please report to the gateroom, the tok'ra have requested to see you.
nikola: hey, im not THAT arrogant.
yes you are
nikola:
*runs through gate to atlantis*
he'll be back
*meanwhile on atlantis*
*comes through gate*
what are you doing here?
*meanwhile back at the sgc*
*runs after nikola* bring that pizza back
nikola: no *runs faster*
*zats nikola*
nikola: *stuned for a while*
*takes pizza and give a few slices to an unconscious nikola then runs away*
nikola: * wakes up* wheres the pizza *sees the slices* ohh pizza.
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Obama: To the fine men and women of the SGC, I would like to extend my sincerest thanks for all that you've done and the countless times that you've saved our planet, our home. After careful consideration, I've decided to appoint a czar, actually about a hundred czars, to micromanage every aspect of the SGC to ensure that we're pursuing the right missions and that they're being done the right way. No SGC team will embark on a mission without one of my czars to ensure you health and welfare and to protect the investment that America has poured into the SGC and into your training.The Stargate Character Facebook/Twitter Status Page
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210
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I will not wear pants!
Then leave.
No!!
Nikola:*Runs in,Stops* UHm, Why doesn't he have any pants on?
Originally posted by HAL2100 View PostObama: To the fine men and women of the SGC, I would like to extend my sincerest thanks for all that you've done and the countless times that you've saved our planet, our home. After careful consideration, I've decided to appoint a czar, actually about a hundred czars, to micromanage every aspect of the SGC to ensure that we're pursuing the right missions and that they're being done the right way. No SGC team will embark on a mission without one of my czars to ensure you health and welfare and to protect the investment that America has poured into the SGC and into your training.
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