Jack: May your undies chafe until the end of time!
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Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
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I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!
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Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)
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Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_Onehahahaa I had a book full of cards....I was paticularaly found of my Richu Hologram card....I traded it for some Water Pokemonm card....Also a hologram.......
reminds me a converstion I had between a friend of mine......
Me: I get Danny and Shep
Friend: No you can have Danny but I want Shep....
Mek you get Rodney, Baywatch Ronon, Lorne, Jack, Teal'c and Zelenka...if I can have Shep and Danny.
Friend: No deal
Me: why do I feel like I'm trading cards???
: hey Teal'c I heard of the Intercom you wear Smurff undies too....and Here I was tihnking I was the only one......
And to go with the underwear theme.
Landry: Hmph...SG1 in my office looking at underwear...little do they know that I am going commando
Everyone listening:ewwwww!!!!
Teal'c: Going commando? Is he preparing for a mission oniell?
Jack:Ummmm....Hey tealc look! donuts!
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
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http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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I believe there was a thread for the goua'ld and they're undies.....I read it and was greatly disturbed........
Hathor: soo Landry....you're a commando???
Landry: no but I am cammondo
Lam: Dad what the hell are you doing....you know I told you to wear you specail Panties...Doctors orders
Landry: They're not panties...they're manly Panties.......
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Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_OneI believe there was a thread for the goua'ld and they're undies.....I read it and was greatly disturbed........
Hathor: soo Landry....you're a commando???
Landry: no but I am cammondo
Lam: Dad what the hell are you doing....you know I told you to wear you specail Panties...Doctors orders
Landry: They're not panties...they're manly Panties.......
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
- RSF
http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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jesus... what fricking (fracking? ) drugs are you guys on! lol, gimme!
Teal'c: It is now 7 times we have in fact saved this planet from certain destruction
Sam: If ANYONE can get the tape off McKay with me in a bikini it would be REALLY appreciated (Series 2 atlantis. )
Zelenka: McKay is a ********! Nuff said
Ronan: Ummm, anyone spare some conditioner?
Hammond: Did everyone see this fish I caught on the weekend? John West, only the best!!!
O'Neill: $50 bucks for whoever taped Gilmore Girls, ooh, umm, I mean, Rambo last night...Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
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Originally posted by Morgasshkjesus... what fricking (fracking? ) drugs are you guys on! lol, gimme!
Teal'c: It is now 7 times we have in fact saved this planet from certain destruction
Sam: If ANYONE can get the tape off McKay with me in a bikini it would be REALLY appreciated (Series 2 atlantis. )
Zelenka: McKay is a ********! Nuff said
Ronan: Ummm, anyone spare some conditioner?
Hammond: Did everyone see this fish I caught on the weekend? John West, only the best!!!
O'Neill: $50 bucks for whoever taped Gilmore Girls, ooh, umm, I mean, Rambo last night...
Jack: Teal'c buddy, you dont look so happy what's wrong?
Teal'c: I did indeed miss the O.C. on tv last night, Oniell. all is not well
Jack:
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
- RSF
http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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Me: Jack I recorcded it..Loralie slept with Chris and I think Rory is back to dating that creep of a guy Logan.
: Nooooo Loralie was engaged to Luke
Me: she broke it off cuz he kept post poning.....
: Ewwwww why won't Rory see the error of her ways and go out with Jesse?
Me: I know....Jesse is waaay more cool
: AMEN
Me: ohhh and Lane married Zach.....
: Sweeet.
SF's in hall giggle out of control......
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Originally posted by Morgasshkjesus... what fricking (fracking? ) drugs are you guys on! lol, gimme!
Coca Cola.
Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_OneMe: Jack I recorcded it..Loralie slept with Chris and I think Rory is back to dating that creep of a guy Logan.
: Nooooo Loralie was engaged to Luke
Me: she broke it off cuz he kept post poning.....
: Ewwwww why won't Rory see the error of her ways and go out with Jesse?
Me: I know....Jesse is waaay more cool
: AMEN
Me: ohhh and Lane married Zach.....
: Sweeet.
SF's in hall giggle out of control......
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INFINITY!
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Daniel: Ooh! Blood! Me likes!
To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.
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Originally posted by EllesA wonderful thing produced by the Lucian Alliance known as...
Coca Cola.
O'Neill: *produces meat cleaver from the depths of his... I dunno what... and stabs SFs multiple times!* That's *stab* for *stab* making *stab* fun *stab* of *stab* the *stab* greatest *stab* show *stab* on *stab* TV *stab* next *stab* to *stab* Stargate *stab*
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Daniel: Ooh! Blood! Me likes!
me and Daniel have alot in common.
:Jack did you know I'm a fraid of toasters
:No...so am I...we're like twins
Me: Wow so am I....
: who asked you.......
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landry: i know a song that gets on every bodies nerves, every bodies nerves every bodies nerves, i know a song...*abrupt halt to singing*
Walter:Gun fire in the control room, med team is required. GENERAL STOP BEFORE SAM SHOOTS HERSELF LIKE DANIEL!
*landry continues singing*Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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O'Neill: "What does this button do?"sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.
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