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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
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Teal'c: I am also indeed both glad and grateful that I do not have to wear the article of clothing known as the "thong". They appear most uncomfortable...Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
SG2
I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!
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Originally posted by dancer_4_danielTeal'c: I am also indeed both glad and grateful that I do not have to wear the article of clothing known as the "thong". They appear most uncomfortable...
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
- RSF
http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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Originally posted by 2ndgenerationalteranwalter: we've picked up a ship on radar sir, its hailing the planet.
Hammond: this is stargate command, why do you enter our territory?
Ship captain: this is the starship enterprise.
*jack jumps up*
Jack: YES! I KNEW IT! tealc, daniel pay up! escpecialy you carter....
Intercom: Similar sounding countdown to the one on Lost
Intercom: Scotty: I dinna hava tha powah cap'n!
Intercom: This is Blade, I heard there were some kinda of techno Vampires on the way? I'm here to offer my services, *evil laugh*
Intercom: Hi! This is Ork from Mork and You are on the air! Woohoo! Blah Blah, Blah! Sooo, who's our next caller? Hey, It's me!
Intercom: Paging, Paging, I'm looking for a Hugh... Mr Jass? a Mr Hugh Jass? Anyone seen a Hugh Jass on the bass? (Sam turns to McKay, "I think someone is looking for you...")
Intercom: Hiccup, cough, ahem, yeah, (in incredibly drunken voice) yeah, Carter, you're promoted honey, because, you, *hic, cough*, have nice norks, you can be a commander or something *hic* now
Intercom: "Seriously! Anyone that gets me Treehouse of Horror VIII on DVD can have a promotion, I am NOT kidding! O'neill out"Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
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Originally posted by Morgasshklmfao, good call!
Intercom: Similar sounding countdown to the one on Lost
Intercom: Scotty: I dinna hava tha powah cap'n!
Intercom: This is Blade, I heard there were some kinda of techno Vampires on the way? I'm here to offer my services, *evil laugh*
Intercom: Hi! This is Ork from Mork and You are on the air! Woohoo! Blah Blah, Blah! Sooo, who's our next caller? Hey, It's me!
Intercom: Paging, Paging, I'm looking for a Hugh... Mr Jass? a Mr Hugh Jass? Anyone seen a Hugh Jass on the bass? (Sam turns to McKay, "I think someone is looking for you...")
Intercom: Hiccup, cough, ahem, yeah, (in incredibly drunken voice) yeah, Carter, you're promoted honey, because, you, *hic, cough*, have nice norks, you can be a commander or something *hic* now
Intercom: "Seriously! Anyone that gets me Treehouse of Horror VIII on DVD can have a promotion, I am NOT kidding! O'neill out"
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
- RSF
http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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Originally posted by Lokii...General Lanudry has been re-assigned.... (Cheers).... His replacement will be General... this can't be right.... (Throat clearing) The new commander of the SGC will be Army General Forrest Gump.... we're so screwed.....
Forest: I like shrimp...do you like shrimp? I own a shrimp boat.
Daniel: Oh no
Sam: This sucks
Mitchell: SHRIMP!I LOVE SHRIMP!!! Hey ...does that mean you can get me free shrimp??
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
- RSF
http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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Forrest:I like to run.
Sam: Run Forrest Run...right out of here!Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
SG2
I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!
Spoiler:
Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)
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Intercom: I like Jenny
Intercom: Me and Jenny was like peas and carrots
Intercom: I just kept on RUNNING!
Intercom: Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.
Intercom: But she tastes like cigarettes!
Intercom: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars. Crap, intercom is on...
Intercom: (O'neill) What the frack is that smell?
Intercom: (O'Neill, obviously trashed) Carter, oi, carter, listen to dis, Hello my honey, hello my baby, an na na na na na, ummm, theres something elsethere, I forget.
Intercom: There will be a 5:30pm showing of Series 6 of the Simpsons in the gateroom, no camera's will be permitted, if you are affiliated with any copywright or braodcasting authority, you are commanded to forget you heard this message and go about you business in the usual manner.Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
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