when people confuse you for a Wraith just cause you're a Stargate loving vampyre
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Originally posted by skritsysWhere? I do not see them."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally Posted by chyron
You know that burning sensation that you have? Its not heart burn.
Originally posted by ancientallianceIt's not?!?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyron...and that slight bit of euphoria that your feeling? Its not because you just saved a bundle on your car insurance by calling Geico.
Also, you know your a gatehead when every time you think of Stargate when you answer your phone because it says "Incoming call" on the screen which I like to think says "Incoming Wormhole"!
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when you program the stargate theme as your ring tone, your lcd screen to flash "incoming worhole" when it rings, the earth symbol as your bg, and random pics of SG1 and SGA as your screen saver on your cell phone...
((haven't done this yet cause i don't have a phone, but if i did, i would ))I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Originally posted by Ayanwhen you program the stargate theme as your ring tone, your lcd screen to flash "incoming worhole" when it rings, the earth symbol as your bg, and random pics of SG1 and SGA as your screen saver on your cell phone...
((haven't done this yet cause i don't have a phone, but if i did, i would ))Joseph Mallozzi -"In the meantime, I'm into season 5 of OZ (where the show takes an unfortunate hairpin turn into "the not so wonderful world of fantasy")"
^^^ Kinda sounds like seasons 9 and 10 of SG-1 to me. Thor, ya got Aspirin?
AGateFan has officially Gone Fishin (with Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c) and is hoping Atlantis does not take that same hairpin turn.
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Originally posted by AGateFanI WANT THIS.... WWWWAAAAAA my cell phone stinks."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by ancientallianceROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, you know your a gatehead when every time you think of Stargate when you answer your phone because it says "Incoming call" on the screen which I like to think says "Incoming Wormhole"!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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FYI - You're not ROTFLMAO because I said something funny.
Originally posted by ancientallianceWhy not?!? Although I might have thought it was funnier than most people 'cause my dad and I kind of an inside joke about Geico..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by ancientallianceI meant the single post you made..."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyronThe delerium that preceeds death has obviously set in. Nice knowing you. Hope you give the Wraith a bad case of indegestion.I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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