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on March 16, 2009 at 8:22 pm Jenny Robin
Joe, I have to apologize to you. We’re over. I’ve dumped you for Facebook. It’s not you, it’s me. I need some space, some room and time to think about things.
No, I have to be honest with you, because, as you know, I respect you. And so, actually, it is you. The problem is you. Facebook treats me better than you ever did. Facebook calls me; Facebook emails me. Facebook sends me regular updates. Facebook is fascinated with every little detail of my, according to you, ‘humdrum’ existence.
I like that attention. And Facebook is so multi-talented. We play silly little games together and chat in the evenings and leave cute little notes for each other. We’re adorable, really. Oh, and Facebook and I have all the same friends, even friends from high school whom we don’t remember but say we do anyway so as not to hurt anyone’s feelings. Facebook and I are like this: ll.
And so, Joe, I hope you understand. I mean, I’ll see you every week or so…ok, every couple of days….fine! I’ll check here every single day, because that’s how nice of a person I am.
But just know that I’m dumping you, not the other way around. So, if you try to spin it any other way to our mutual friends, just know that I’ve already left them a message on Facebook telling them that I dumped YOU.
So, yeah, um, I guess that’s all.
We can still be friends, right?
Joe's been dumped, there's a vacancy in the harem! Get in there QUICK!!
*gigglesnort* Well, I may or may not be crafting my answer to that in my little head as I type this....
But yf yt's referryng to creatyvyty, Y must be havyng a very sane day, because Y've been strugglyng to create some S.H.Y.P. artwork, and yt's.just.not.workyng.
(Ya know, thys substytutyng 'y' for 'i' thyng ys really easy Woodn't yt be funny yf yt became the new Woodspeak/Joespeak? Or WoodJoespeak............
But yf yt's referryng to creatyvyty, Y must be havyng a very sane day, because Y've been strugglyng to create some S.H.Y.P. artwork, and yt's.just.not.workyng.
(Ya know, thys substytutyng 'y' for 'i' thyng ys really easy Woodn't yt be funny yf yt became the new Woodspeak/Joespeak? Or WoodJoespeak............
*blinks*
Eh...
(And wood that mean that we wood also have to change all ''OU's'' into ''OO's"? )
BTW, the S.H.Y.P. wood work... It'd be the Shippy Hippy Yippie Party...
Being original is difficult when you can't stop quoting your favorite tv show, For crying out loud!
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