The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[Luvnjoe]

*sings*
They're coming to take me away, haha! To the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I can't wait to see those nice young men in their pretty white coats! They're coming to take me away haha!

[Jumble]

*cough* Well thank you Luvnjack! There I had Nad convinced we were having an intelligent discussion

Challenge sig No. 2

[Luvnjoe]

*cough* Well thank you Luvnjack! There I had Nad convinced we were having an intelligent discussion

Challenge sig No. 2

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...s/DohIhear.jpg

Well, you were calling the guys in the white coats, anyway. Might as well have some fun before they get here.

It really was an odd dream. Cuz my Uncle Fred is dead. And I'm fairly certain he never looked like Martin. Maybe I'll write it all up into a book and when it's made into a movie, I'll have Martin Wood direct it. And then I'll invite you all to the premiere.

[Luvnjoe]

Oh, here's the full lyrics to that song. Yes, it really is a song.

Spoiler:

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...

[Jumble]

I've heard some off the wall ideas for getting to meet Martin (mostly mine ) but I reckon that one's the best yet

Maybe you could use a little help with the writing? I'm sure Joe wood love to help his number one fangurl

Edit: I know the words to that song already, it was one of my faves *wonders what that says about her*

I even know it was Napoleon XIV........ oh dear

[DutchIndeed]

*cough* Well thank you Luvnjack! There I had Nad convinced we were having an intelligent discussion

Challenge sig No. 2

...

Yes. I was soooo sure...

And nice sig!

[josiane]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I had a horrible horrible dream

I dreamt I got a pm from Skydiver telling me that she'd had a request from 'Mr Wood' asking her to make me take all my Martinsigs off of GW I asked her why and she told me he didn't say, just to get rid of them

So I removed them all and put 'WHY, MARTIN????' in big red letters where my sigs should be

Now I'm scared to look at my pm's................ He woodn't, wood he?

*goes and hides in the corner*

Edit: Luvnjack maybe I'm that half

((((((((Jumble))))))) That wood never happen

*looks around*

Seriously, this must be the strangest On Topic thread of GW...


Martin makes us go nutty.

Ya think?

[Jumble]

((((((((Jumble))))))) That wood never happen

I know that now, he loves me, there's nooooooo doubt...... I think

Ya think?

Nope. There are some really strange threads out there........

Edit: And where is Jann? I haven't seen her all day

[Luvnjoe]

I can see the review process for this thread now!

Mod1: What are we looking at today?
Mod2: The Martin Woohoodstock Thread
Mod1: I've always wondered what went on there...
*click...click...click*
Mod2: Oh...My...!
Mod1: Mine eyes! It burrrrrns!
Mod2: We'll just leave them alone!

[Jumble]

Yes, those Mods know their jobs really well *huggles them*

What? Sucking up? As if

[DutchIndeed]

I can see the review process for this thread now!

Mod1: What are we looking at today?
Mod2: The Martin Woohoodstock Thread
Mod1: I've always wondered what went on there...
*click...click...click*
Mod2: Oh...My...!
Mod1: Mine eyes! It burrrrrns!
Mod2: We'll just leave them alone!

That, or:

M1: What are we looking at today?
M2: The Martin Woohoodstock Thread
M1: I've always wondered what went on there...
*click...click...click*
M2: Oh...My...
M1: Is that PG?
M1: And that?
M2: Aww... look a the fluffy one drowning...
M1: Should we interfere?
M2: ...No. We'll just leave them alone.
M1: Wait till we show Martin. *giggles*

[Luvnjoe]

Or...

M1: Dude! They're talking about Martin's jeans! Definately delete!
M2: Wait...just got a PM from Martin
M1: As in...Martin...Woohood, Martin?
M2: Yep. He says not to touch his thread.

[Jumble]

That, or:

M1: What are we looking at today?
M2: The Martin Woohoodstock Thread
M1: I've always wondered what went on there...
*click...click...click*
M2: Oh...My...
M1: Is that PG?
M1: And that?
M2: Aww... look a the fluffy one drowning...
M1: Should we interfere?
M2: ...No. We'll just leave them alone.
M1: Wait till we show Martin. *giggles*

Er.........vvvv

Or...

M1: Dude! They're talking about Martin's jeans! Definately delete!
M2: Wait...just got a PM from Martin
M1: As in...Martin...Woohood, Martin?
M2: Yep. He says not to touch his thread.

Aw, dontcha just love him?

[DutchIndeed]

Or...

M1: Dude! They're talking about Martin's jeans! Definately delete!
M2: Wait...just got a PM from Martin
M1: As in...Martin...Woohood, Martin?
M2: Yep. He says not to touch his thread.

Oh yeah!

Or...

M1: Oh my... This can't... we can't... eewwww.
M2: Products? Tools?
M1: Just imagine Martin Wood would drop by...
M2: Cold Martin... HubbaHubba... Joe M...
M1: He would hate this cheap thunkage!
M2: Mmmm...
M1: I'm deleting this... sorry excuse for a thread!
M2: You know... I think it wood be nice to keep it... You know, for he sake of, eh... equality.
M1: Yes! Let's get rid of... What?!
M2: *types: ''Hi. I'm M2. Love this thread. Looooooove it''*

EDIT: No real mods were harmed during these bits of dialogue.

[Jumble]

Yay! Another convert

As if there were ever any doubt