The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[Jumble]

Neep! My postman has rarely seen me dressed, I always seem to answer the door to him in my dressing gown I dread to think what he thinks I do for a living

[DutchIndeed]

Hehe

I make a point out of only opening the door dressed.
Having said that...
The postmen and the delivery guy all must think that I'm odd... My dog tends to be ...feisty when someone's at the door and tries to hold my by the pants, so everytime I open the door, I first yell at the dog, then I have to do a spazzy dance to get her to let go of my leg without her biting me by accident and then I have to try and look cool withing the two remaining meters.
It never really works and people always end up laughing at me

BTW, jumble, the lady who delivers the mail somehow reminds me of you... Should I be scared?
...Should I take a picture?

[Jumble]

Er, yes?

[starlover]

Me is back

http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo186/jasmina_Go/Atlantis/Promo%20shots/Season%2004/Trio/SGA416-0030.jpg

Martin: Ok David, you have to check her level of consciousness. Do the usual first aid sound and pain response test, then lean towards Amanda like *this.* Trust me, if she's conscious you will find out.

ROFLMAO!

Cool

So are you hungry? Imagine finding this on your doorstep.........

Spoiler:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g.../Mac/pizza.jpg[

Habahaba...if only...

So...when can I order pizza? I've never had pizza delivered in here...we live to far away from the civilized world ....I want a pizza boy as well!

Hehe... just for that I'm going to share an off topic post about our poor pizza boy.

Spoiler:

See... the first thing I do when I get home from work is change into boxer shorts and a t-shirt and in summer it's boxers and a singlet. When I order pizza I always plan to put more clothes on before it arrives, but tend to get distracted and end up answering the door wearing just that. It became a running joke that we got the same delivery boy every time... he started showing up even more after a certain incident...

I answered the door in shorts and a singlet as usual and when he passed me the receipt to sign I remembered that I had used my sister's card. I explained that I just had to get my sister to sign it and called down the hall to her. So my twin sister comes padding down the hall with bare feet and (you guessed it) boxer shorts and a singlet. The poor boy must have thought he had stumbled into a bad twin porno

I'll quite miss him. I'm guessing we will get a new pizza boy at the new flat, since it's in a different suburb... still central city though so we never know

I always open the door with clothes on...but sometimes I only have my PJ's on as well(once in the two years or so) I always have different postmen...but that doesn't stop them from bringing the package to dads work(where his company is ) if we don't answer the door...they know who we are...oye...

So...what did this had to do with opening the door? No idea.

And I had a great time with my friends Was certainly funny when we were in the cinema and after the break nobody dared to sit close to us anymore(it wasn't busy and we were giggling the whole time) ...
I reccommend you one thing, don't watch Oprah Winfrey Show before you go to the movies...certainly not when they say that putting the garbage outside is(the man does that) is "foreplay"

[Jumble]

Me is back



ROFLMAO!



Habahaba...if only...

So...when can I order pizza? I've never had pizza delivered in here...we live to far away from the civilized world ....I want a pizza boy as well!



I always open the door with clothes on...but sometimes I only have my PJ's on as well(once in the two years or so) I always have different postmen...but that doesn't stop them from bringing the package to dads work(where his company is ) if we don't answer the door...they know who we are...oye...

So...what did this had to do with opening the door? No idea.

And I had a great time with my friends Was certainly funny when we were in the cinema and after the break nobody dared to sit close to us anymore(it wasn't busy and we were giggling the whole time) ...
I reccommend you one thing, don't watch Oprah Winfrey Show before you go to the movies...certainly not when they say that putting the garbage outside is (the man does that) is "foreplay"

Really? Wow, you learn something new every day

Glad you had a good time, you needed the break

[starlover]

Really? Wow, you learn something new every day

Glad you had a good time, you needed the break

Apparently... This was for the men btw...to romance women...

I prefer something with candles and all to be romanced...rather than putting the garbage out...

Yeah...I did...although it wasn't good for my sleep didn't had a lot of it last night

[Jumble]

Well well, and I thought I knew pretty much all there was to know about....um.....oh....never mind

Change of subject (or not)

[josiane]

*waves*
Howdy WooHoos

Indeed he was If you ever want any Martin pics you only have to ask

Wow! Praise indeed (((((Jas)))))

*squishy hugs Luvnjack as she runs out...........*

Edit: Ya know what? That RDA sig..............Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*raises eyebrow* Are you coming back into the fold?

Congrats on your 69 post Kligs, and niiice sig

I have a strange craving for pizza right now...

[Jumble]

*waves*
Howdy WooHoos



*raises eyebrow* Are you coming back into the fold?

Congrats on your 69 post Kligs, and niiice sig

I have a strange craving for pizza right now...

Nope

[DutchIndeed]

*blinks*

Foreplay? On this thread?
...Oh, I really am a prude



EDIT: Oooooh gosh, that really did come out horribly wrong!
I meant ''talk of'', not the actual...

[Jumble]

*raises eyebrow* Not the actual......

[starlover]

Well well, and I thought I knew pretty much all there was to know about....um.....oh....never mind

Change of subject (or not)

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g.../LostCity7.jpg

That's not a change!

*blinks*

Foreplay? On this thread?
...Oh, I really am a prude



EDIT: Oooooh gosh, that really did come out horribly wrong!
I meant ''talk of'', not the actual...

...sure Nad...

[Jumble]

My oh my! A lot of gutter water flowing through the threads tonight............foreplay on here.........and a quickie on the Artwork thread

[DutchIndeed]

Gosh yes, I think I can't even mop against it...
Plus I've just been rewriting Big Spender and that does not help.


Thank heavens there's Martin to fluff things up.
...I mean, he's adorable

[Jumble]

or

Not really sure which one is me