The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[Bekki]

Can I just pit it out there that no woohoos are awake or on the internet when it is daytime over here? I've been waiting for a friend, coz I didn;t want to partya ll by myself

But now Jumble is here!!! *breaks out the pina coladas*

Sonnet #2

Martin, the One, has a tool that is special to all
He uses it greatly, to make our Stargate so pristeen
His tool is so shiny and black, it is lovely and tall
I'll polish it Martin, to keep it so nice and so clean

We dream about polishing Martin's incredible tool
A dream that continues to plague every Woohoo at night
Polishing dreams always end with a bucket of drool
And continues to make every Woohoo girl wake, so alight

We longingly look at the tool of our master, Woohood
Tis pity we're too far away to e'en wish we could touch
The sight of the tool, it doth put us in one happy mood
It sure is one sight that the Woohoo girls cherish so much

So during the twelve days of Martinmas, Christmas and Yule,
we celebrate Martin's elaborate, long shiny tool

[Jumble]

[Bekki]

*giggles* Jumble, do I see a hint of Amartanda Wootahooding in there?

Note to self: MUST have an Amartanda Wootahooding sig...

[Jumble]

WooHoood Bekki!! A sonnet to Martin's tool, brilliant But just to clarify.......

...ooops! wrong pic .........

....d'oh! wrong again.........

.....ah, got it at last

[jasminaGo]

Awesome Sonnet #2 Bekki Woohood!!!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...s/Thirdday.jpg

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...hisfriends.jpg

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...rmswelove4.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...20days/and.jpg
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...toneofptb3.jpg

Wow, Amanda, Rick AND Martin's hands all in one post.

[Bekki]

Oh no, not the tongue - *thunks* and I was standing in pointe shoes and everything

Ah...yes that tool *sighs* Way to take the guttery ambiguity out of it, Jumble

Let's see...seeing as it's day 3, I should probably think up another sonnet...umm...

Sonnet #3

Look and see the face of our Woohood
It's hard to sit and stare and not fall down
Maybe people say that staring's rude
But who could stop themselves from staring round

Upon that face doth sit a smile of gold
so pink and pale and friendly, soft and bright
He uses it for saying "Cut", I'm told
And maybe for some snoring, late at night

But tis within that mouth that beauty lies
A textured carpet, soft, and peach and red
that licks his luscious lips, and catches eyes
so quickly one might faint, they'd think her dead

So lithe and nimble be the tongue within
That ever supple mouth, that belongs to him

[Jumble]

'Smile of Gold' perfect description Bekki

...and having studied it closely I think 'supple' is exactly the right word for his mouth......definitely

Edit: Do his eyes next Bekki, go on

[josiane]

Morning Woohoos

Happy 3rd Day of Martinmas!!!

And a fine way to start the day, with a good dollop of gutter

[Sarai]

Morning Woohoos!

Sorry I wasn't around much last night, the bf turned up and since we haven't seen each other for 10 days, well you know the score...

Haven't finished chapter 3 !! Swear it will happen today...*runs away*

Since we all tend to focus on Martin WooHood and thereby loose touch with the world 'out there' I decided to daily contribute by offering you the following:

Part Two:
The Other...
Martin.

Aston Martin

Known because of: The Cars

Ties to Martin by: Eh... there's no other like it? Horse Power? Good looks? Had many memorable cameos on TV? You can ride... Never mind that one

Is not as Awesome as The Martin because: It might be able to keep you warm, but it surely isn't capable of keeping you warm. It has many models to choose from, we prefer our one model.

!!!

My Dad used to work at Gaydon, for Land Rover!! There's your tie to Martin...Sarai's Dad, Sarai loves Martin...you get it

Darn it. Perhaps I should start a Brad Thread...for doing Brad...as in hugging him eh

Siler has more hits than Brad ...that's not fair
*rereads sentence*

Well...actually...Siler does get more hit than Brad....

!!

How can you say it's not fair that Siler gets more hits! It's SILER!

*glares* *holds up spanner*

EDIT: There's a lot of shock in this post. Better close my mouth lest the wind changes...

[Sarai]

omg watching heroes and siler's shirt...is off. Those arms...*dies*

*dies more*

[Jumble]

omg watching heroes and siler's shirt...is off. Those arms...*dies*

*dies more*

*resuscitates Sarai* Don't be watching nekkid Siler, we need you alive and well so you can save Major Wood!

Glad you had some time with the bf, you deserved a break after all your hard...writing

[starlover]

Morning Woohoos!

Sorry I wasn't around much last night, the bf turned up and since we haven't seen each other for 10 days, well you know the score...

Haven't finished chapter 3 !! Swear it will happen today...*runs away*

Good to hear that you had some time with BF

but...chapter 3...what about chapter 6 Just kidding...

How can you say it's not fair that Siler gets more hits! It's SILER!

*glares* *holds up spanner*

I know it's Siler But Brad is worthy of less hits...he's...Brad!

No glaring.

omg watching heroes and siler's shirt...is off. Those arms...*dies*

*dies more*

Are you watching Heroes for Beta'ing reasons*grins*...

Siler without shirt...I know...and you know what...he gets hit

[Achaja]

WooHoood Bekki!! A sonnet to Martin's tool, brilliant But just to clarify.......

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...cs/sgabts5.jpg

...ooops! wrong pic .........

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...ics/Tongue-gif

....d'oh! wrong again.........

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...s/frame101.jpg

.....ah, got it at last

I almost fall from my chair laughting!!!! hehehehe

What a gorgeous couple of sonnets Bekki! This one about tool ....hrhrhrh!

Good afternoon Woohoos!!!
What a wonderful sunny day #3 of Martinmas!

[Sarai]

*resuscitates Sarai* Don't be watching nekkid Siler, we need you alive and well so you can save Major Wood!

Glad you had some time with the bf, you deserved a break after all your hard...writing

Thanks Jumbly, needed that. And a stiff drink...

Good to hear that you had some time with BF

but...chapter 3...what about chapter 6 Just kidding...

I know it's Siler But Brad is worthy of less hits...he's...Brad!

No glaring.

Are you watching Heroes for Beta'ing reasons*grins*...

Siler without shirt...I know...and you know what...he gets hit

Watching heroes for...many reasons. Namely that it has snuffly nuzzling hugs. And lots of Siler.

I've been searching but haven't found anything yet. You know how in the 200th episode special features it's presented by Gary Jones, is there anything on Dan?? And all the work he does?? I'm sure there is, I've seen clips and pictures but I cannae find it!! *Cries*

[Egle01]

Hey! I'm capping Martin's cameos on SG-1, let's play a little game - Find Wood! I'll leave something for other days of Martinmas, too. Sorry, some cameos are very brief, so it'd be harder to find him.

Or has this been done before?