The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[josiane]

Happy Birthday Dee!!!

[Bekki]

Happy birthday, Dee!!! huggles*

[wine_buyer]

Morning WooHoos!

Good news for me. I have lost 15.6 pounds in the last few weeks! Add that to what I lost last year and I have now lost 33 pounds.

*happy dances*

*bounces on the WooHoo couch*

Happy Birthday Dee!!!

Great video Chemmy!

[Devilish Me]

Thank you girls!!! *huggles*

Great on your pound loss Bree! *giggles*

I've just seen the Sanctuary finale... and it's AWESOME! Loved it.

[Jumble]

*happy dances for Bree*

Maybe if I do enough of that I might manage to lose a few pounds as well

[Devilish Me]

*happy dances for Bree*

Maybe if I do enough of that I might manage to lose a few pounds as well

Laughter and singing also burn calories! Combine those three and voila! *laughs at the mental picture*

And I just spoke french! Ha! And my teacher always said I'll never learn it

[MidwifeOnBoard]

Hapy Birthday Dee!

[llp]

A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEE!

And Jumble, so sorry about the chair back. I guess I won't wait for it to arrive in the mail anymore.

So here is my suggestion: If Martin's wife, Diane right, happens to see this and remembers that Jumble is such a great admirer of her hubby, then maybe she or Martin will send you one from his Sanctuary set.

Now that would be very nice!

[Jumble]

A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEE!

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And Jumble, so sorry about the chair back. I guess I won't wait for it to arrive in the mail anymore.

Just received this message from Propworkx:

We looked high and low and was not able to find your items or a replacement. I have gone into Paypal and refunded your money. We are so sorry that this has happened.

This week just keeps getting better and better

So here is my suggestion: If Martin's wife, Dianne right, happens to see this and remembers that Jumble is such a great admirer of her hubby, then maybe she or Martin will send you one from his Sanctuary set.

Now that would be very nice!

That wood be very nice, but I won't hold my breath

Maybe I'll just have to pinch one on the next set tour

Laughter and singing also burn calories! Combine those three and voila! *laughs at the mental picture*

And I just spoke french! Ha! And my teacher always said I'll never learn it

Not feeling much like doing any of those right now

You know what burns off calories really fast? *looks around* Not much chance of that either

[wine_buyer]

*squishy huggles Jumble*

[llp]

Just received this message from Propworkx: "We looked high and low and was not able to find your items or a replacement. I have gone into Paypal and refunded your money. We are so sorry that this has happened."

This week just keeps getting better and better

Maybe I'll just have to pinch one on the next set tour

You know what burns off calories really fast? *looks around* Not much chance of that either

And another *squishy huggles for Jumble* - think you need it more than me...at least I'm starting to heal!

oh and a PS....I totally understand the last statement and sadly, I won't be losing any weight in the near (or most likely far) future that way either!

[wine_buyer]

Some of you may have seen this before but it cracked me up.

This is quite funny and wood really love to try the first one.

19 Ways to Maintain Your Sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio).

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

[Jumble]

Some of you may have seen this before but it cracked me up.

This is quite funny and wood really love to try the first one.

19 Ways to Maintain Your Sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio).

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

*wipes tears*

*huggles Bree*

[Jumble]

And another *squishy huggles for Jumble* - think you need it more than me...at least I'm starting to heal!

oh and a PS....I totally understand the last statement and sadly, I won't be losing any weight in the near (or most likely far) future that way either!

Life just isn't fair

[llp]

Some of you may have seen this before but it cracked me up.

This is quite funny and wood really love to try the first one.

19 Ways to Maintain Your Sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio).

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Hmmm! Some of those might be fun. However with #1 - that would depend on what city you live in.....someone might aim back and not with a hairdryer!

#4 - sounds productively useful to me! Love #5 - will it work! And as for #6 - that would be hysterical!