The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[wine_buyer]

Hi WooHoo's

*hugs Bekki* Hope the docs find out what is wrong.
*hugs MoB* The only thing you can do is make the kitty comfy. Been where you are and it's never easy.

Couldn't resist this:

Spoiler:

Choosing a wife:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man was impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then: he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast Implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks Laurie!

http://i780.photobucket.com/albums/y...dvent_day7.jpg

She is just so adorable in glasses.
Good job Jas.

Housing Authority is meeting in the office again today. Loud, obnoxious and inconsiderate. I am trying to work here! As it is I am stuck working until almost midnight tonight and the last thing I need is disruption at the office.
We haven't even gotten any snow yet and now they are arguing about how much money is being spent on snow removal.

[josiane]

*wanders in, still shivering*

*falls in*

WINTER BREAK!

Kinda.

Done with exams and classes but getting REALLY! frustrated with the university about the VISA stuff. Argh!

Woohood for winter break but *hugs* for the paperwork. Hope it can all get sorted out soon!

Went to the doctor today - all the tests came back negative, which is good! and...bad...still don't know what's wrong...sigh...

On a fun note - making my family watch Dr Who with me on UKTV (a channel on cable tv...yay parents for having cable tv!) there were two episodes from different seasons...they are very confused...we watched New Earth and Silence in the Library... "wait, what happened to Rose?" "Who's River Song?" ...oops

*huggles the Woohoos and never ever lets them go*

*struggles to come up for breath*
Good and bad news indeed - just as long as that doesn't mean they're giving up looking. And hooray for Doctor Who viewing

Jas, stunning advent picture!

[Luvnjoe]

Who has today's Advent Thing? It's not me, is it?...IS it???

EDIT: Oh...no...nevermind.

[m_wendy_r]

Jas, gorgeous advent picture.

*huggles MoB*
*hugs Bekki*
And sending my shoe picture this evening
*hugs Bree*

*huggles all woohoos*

I'm missing uni tonight because my dad can't take me since he's sick. This is what cold weather does - makes people suffer from cold and flu. Boo.
It's warmed up though -3

[Jumble]

Better to stay in the warm Wendy

Love the new sig! Was it a pressie or did you make it?

[m_wendy_r]

Better to stay in the warm Wendy

Love the new sig! Was it a pressie or did you make it?

Yes, although it is important to attend with the assignment information, but it'll be okay. As long as my dad gets better

Thank you. And no, I managed to get all my birthday sigs in that rotating signature thing So... it really depends which one you saw and who made it. I'm not that good at making them... yet

[Jumble]

Yes, although it is important to attend with the assignment information, but it'll be okay. As long as my dad gets better

*sends get better vibes to Wendy's Dad*

Thank you. And no, I managed to get all my birthday sigs in that rotating signature thing So... it really depends which one you saw and who made it. I'm not that good at making them... yet

The one that says "All I see are the stars in your eyes....." with all the fireworks

[MidwifeOnBoard]

Jas, gorgeous advent picture.

*huggles MoB*
*hugs Bekki*
And sending my shoe picture this evening
*hugs Bree*

*huggles all woohoos*

I'm missing uni tonight because my dad can't take me since he's sick. This is what cold weather does - makes people suffer from cold and flu. Boo.
It's warmed up though -3

Hope your dad feels better! Enjoy a warm evening home.

[DutchIndeed]

*hugs WooHoos*
*loves Jas' Advent entry*
*is still giggling at Laurie's 'men post'*
*hugs WooHoos again*

[m_wendy_r]

Thank you, MoB I've been enjoying a whole week of evenings home

*sends get better vibes to Wendy's Dad*

The one that says "All I see are the stars in your eyes....." with all the fireworks

Thank you

And that was made by the wonderful Bree

[Jumble]

Thank you, MoB I've been enjoying a whole week of evenings home



Thank you

And that was made by the wonderful Bree

Ah, should have known

[m_wendy_r]

Ah, should have known

The sig rotating thing is great but sometimes the writing underneath goes poof...

[Luvnjoe]

*runz in*

*huggles Tesla*

*runz out*

[Jumble]

The sig rotating thing is great but sometimes the writing underneath goes poof...

That happens because some of your sigs are too big (depthwise) to allow room for the writing.

*runz in*

*huggles Tesla*

*runz out*

Er.......... what?

[Luvnjoe]

That happens because some of your sigs are too big (depthwise) to allow room for the writing.

Er.......... what?

Can a girl not huggle Tesla once in a while? Joe is on a plane. I must huggle someone.

*sings* Cuz Joe left on a jet plane! Don't know when he'll be back again!*