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Originally posted by Nolamom View Postyou know, they have a whole lot of those big car magnets - change the look as often as you like!
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I'll definitely look for the kinder version Nola
Ponderisms.........
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
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Dad and Daughter wedding dance........
Aaaaaaand .....
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
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Originally posted by Nolamom View Postwhat wonderful pictures!!!!!
(and grandson Lee is turning into a real hottie! just sayin')
*thinks*
He looks like his mum, who looks like me..... does that make me a hottie too?
Originally posted by Nolamom View PostOMG - @ ponderisms
Strangely, I came across those whilst googling for decorative car magnets
Still haven't found any........
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couldn't you make your own? bear with me. craft stores around here sell flexible magnetic material that you can use to back printed material. It is often used to create business cards refrigerator magnets. You can cut it with a pair of scissors. If you could print out and laminate (to protect from wet), glue the magnet material on the back, and bingo! decorative car magnet exactly to your order!sigpic
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