The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[Luvnjoe]

*dies laughing* The resulting result! BWAHAHAHA!

EDIT: *revives and runz through thread nekkid...cuz it's been to dang long since she's done so*

[DutchIndeed]

*giggles* I love Cinderella but I dislike high heels ...you could try it though...

ooh ohh...can I be Pocahontas then? Means I'll have two Johns

Sure.

One this one day, when the winds are blowing, Jann runs through the woods, painting with it's colours when a Ship'(TheSamShep) arrives. On it a man stands admiring his hair. His name is John Sheppie, but Jann doesn't know that yet. He doesn't know how to paint with the colours of the wind. Jann takes him by the hand and shows him around, because she knows every rock and tree and creature.
Shep totally falls for Jann, but their love isn't meant to be. Not even after she has shown him the ever flowing gutter by moonlight! Because there is Brad ''shall we say romantic bull'' Wright. Brad is in charge over the WooHoos love lifes, because he has shall we say... romantic abbilities. Brad doesn't like the Shep/Jann ship, because he has been hinting towards a blooming SamShep romance. They part, because Brad is the Man to listen to. The WooHoos get hunted after and Shep gets terribly hurt. Jann calls over the delivery boys to bring him to the WooHoo campsite, where Nad has just started a campfire. There Shep gets accused of killing the fun. Brad uses this as an excuse to tie Shep to a tree where he sings. He does it so well, that the WooHoos find it in their hearts to let him go. They punish him by taking his clothes. Jann loves him anyway, eventhough she knows in her heart that John Sheppie must leave on the SamShep again. As he sails away, she waves at him.
...But she still lived happily ever after wih her WooHoos.

Drat. Why is Pocahontas so angsty?!

[DutchIndeed]

Although........... maybe I'd like that version better............... but without the resulting ..... result

Hm... should I mention that the prince loved Sleeping Beauty, but was married as well?
His wife found out about the ''affair'''and planned to kill her. But the plan backfired and the wife fell into a boiling pot of soup or something. Therefore, sleeping beauty could start a family with the prince.

[wine_buyer]

*hugs LJ and Mom*
*hugs Eve*
*hugs Bree for the loan*
*hugs Jann for ouch*
*hugs woohoos in need who got left out*



Or, or... The princess of snark. And then when Joe gallops by on his white, um... pug, to find out who left the mysterious snarky message on the art thread, we will all swoon and say we are the one. Yeah. But then Joe pulls a print out of his freshly polished shoe and makes us read it. Nad stumbles over the phrase ''cranky pants'', because it makes her giggle. The other WooHoos do things like calling him Martin all the time, gutterizing the text or start singing about RDA and/or AT... But last up, there's LJ. She deliveres the snarky message perfectly, because she wrote it.
Yeah and then Joe knows who the true princess is. But then, at midnight, LJ's hub shows up and challenges Joe to a duel. A battle with action figures ensues! Just when things get messy, a lawn gnome shows up with a special construction, so that LJ's hubby and Joe can time-share. Therefore, LJ can be the Queen of Snark in her virtual life. *nods* Yeah. And everyone lives happily ever after!

Thanks Nad
BTW-Great stories.
*hugs back*

[Jumble]

Hm... should I mention that the prince loved Sleeping Beauty, but was married as well?
His wife found out about the ''affair'''and planned to kill her. But the plan backfired and the wife fell into a boiling pot of soup or something. Therefore, sleeping beauty could start a family with the prince.

Oh poor Mrs Wood, I really woodn't wish that on her I'm sure we could come to some sort of sharing arrangement, whereby she has the 'results'

[Valerie_Jackson]

Sure.

One this one day, when the winds are blowing, Jann runs through the woods, painting with it's colours when a Ship'(TheSamShep) arrives. On it a man stands admiring his hair. His name is John Sheppie, but Jann doesn't know that yet. He doesn't know how to paint with the colours of the wind. Jann takes him by the hand and shows him around, because she knows every rock and tree and creature.
Shep totally falls for Jann, but their love isn't meant to be. Not even after she has shown him the ever flowing gutter by moonlight! Because there is Brad ''shall we say romantic bull'' Wright. Brad is in charge over the WooHoos love lifes, because he has shall we say... romantic abbilities. Brad doesn't like the Shep/Jann ship, because he has been hinting towards a blooming SamShep romance. They part, because Brad is the Man to listen to. The WooHoos get hunted after and Shep gets terribly hurt. Jann calls over the delivery boys to bring him to the WooHoo campsite, where Nad has just started a campfire. There Shep gets accused of killing the fun. Brad uses this as an excuse to tie Shep to a tree where he sings. He does it so well, that the WooHoos find it in their hearts to let him go. They punish him by taking his clothes. Jann loves him anyway, eventhough she knows in her heart that John Sheppie must leave on the SamShep again. As he sails away, she waves at him.
...But she still lived happily ever after wih her WooHoos.

Drat. Why is Pocahontas so angsty?!

Oooooh. Nice. Can you do one for me?
*Thinks awhile*
Er, never mind, since I uh, don't really thunk anyone...

(Don't get me wrong, Martin is awesome, but, I just don't thunk...)

[josiane]

Nad, the fairytales are AWESOME!

Too... much... alcohol... really... should... go... to.. bed...

[Torzy86]

*runs in nekkid and dancing*

Good Morning WooHoos and NooHoos

See... Your fairytale wood be the following...

Once upon a time, the WooHoodStock thread was thriving. Every day, the WooHoos wood sing and dance and smoke the broccoli that grew in the garden. But then on a rainy day, jumble gets hurt while mending children. Because, you know, the needle was spiked with sleepy drugs. Kind of like LSD, giving her psychedelic dreams. (Kids these days...) Then Nad finds her fast asleep. She picks up the needle and wants to throw it away, but she gets all kinds of distracted by the new couch. She jumps and jumps and falls off. Jumble wasn't awake to give the bunny helmet warning, so Nad hurts her head. . The rest of the WooHoos try to pick her up, but get hurt by the sleepy drugged needle by doing so. Oddly, everyone falls asleep. Many firefighters and delivery guys try to wake the WooHoos, but they all fail.
Then on a sunny day, a prince called Sir Martin Wood gallopes by on his white um... gallopping viewfinder and sees jumble. He tries to wake her by shaking, singing and saying and cut!, but nothing seems to work. He loves jumble so much that he cannot control himself and kisses her. Jumble, (whom he had at ''And... cut!'') knows her fairytales and pretends to still be asleep. The kiss, however, frees her inner beast and she grabs Sir Martin by the shorts.
In the meantime, the other WooHoos, awaken by Martin's ''singing''', hear strange sounds coming from jumble's room. Nad, unaware of all things ickybah, wants to check if she's alright, but the WooHoos distract her by handing over the bunny helmet. As the night proceeds, no WooHoo sees jumble.
But she did live happily ever after.



Haha!

Nad that's hilarious

[DutchIndeed]

Thanks Nad
BTW-Great stories.
*hugs back*

Oh poor Mrs Wood, I really woodn't wish that on her I'm sure we could come to some sort of sharing arrangement, whereby she has the 'results'

Hehe, yeah. We're peace loving, after all

Oooooh. Nice. Can you do one for me?
*Thinks awhile*
Er, never mind, since I uh, don't really thunk anyone...

(Don't get me wrong, Martin is awesome, but, I just don't thunk...)

Oh... I think I can arrange one.

(I'm sorry to those who get tired of me...)

Uhm.

On yett another sunny day, The WooHoos are chillin', when Nad is reading fairytales. Suddenly, Valerie sees a cute bunny jumping on the couch. It jumps and jumps and falls off. Worried, she goes to check on it. The bunny seems high and rolls under the bus. Curiousity overwhelms her and she follows.
Valerie squints her eyes against the broccoli smoke and finds herself in ...wonderland. She does't find the cute bunny, but encounters a yellow chick walking around in circles. When Valerie asks it where she is, it starts singing ''Close to you'''. Just when the lalalalalaaaaaa- part starts, the bunny jumps by and she follows it yet again. It disappears behind a door so small that she doesn't get her bum through it. Then, the world arounds her turns into a psychedelic swirl of colours and she sees nekkid WooHoos running around. Valerie stands by the door to a big garden and hears WooHoos sing birthday songs for Martin Wood. She sits down because she enjoys the singing and she gets a cup of broccoli. The broccoli makes her shrink and she fits through the door the jumping bunny disappeared through.
Then she wakes up and finds herself back with the WooHoos where Nad just finished her fairytale. And she lives happily ever after.

Nad, the fairytales are AWESOME!

Too... much... alcohol... really... should... go... to.. bed...

No! Post!

[Valerie_Jackson]

Hehe, yeah. We're peace loving, after all



Oh... I think I can arrange one.

(I'm sorry to those who get tired of me...)

Uhm.

On yett another sunny day, The WooHoos are chillin', when Nad is reading fairytales. Suddenly, Valerie sees a cute bunny jumping on the couch. It jumps and jumps and falls off. Worried, she goes to check on it. The bunny seems high and rolls under the bus. Curiousity overwhelms her and she follows.
Valerie squints her eyes against the broccoli smoke and finds herself in ...wonderland. She does't find the cute bunny, but encounters a yellow chick walking around in circles. When Valerie asks it where she is, it starts singing ''Close to you'''. Just when the lalalalalaaaaaa- part starts, the bunny jumps by and she follows it yet again. It disappears behind a door so small that she doesn't get her bum through it. Then, the world arounds her turns into a psychedelic swirl of colours and she sees nekkid WooHoos running around. Valerie stands by the door to a big garden and hears WooHoos sing birthday songs for Martin Wood. She sits down because she enjoys the singing and she gets a cup of broccoli. The broccoli makes her shrink and she fits through the door the jumping bunny disappeared through.
Then she wakes up and finds herself back with the WooHoos where Nad just finished her fairytale. And she lives happily ever after.



No! Post!

Awesome! I've never seen Alice in Wonderland, but it seems very appropriate.

[josiane]

Nad, sweetie, we could never get tired of you! Keep 'em coming!

(really going to bed, typing is hard)

[starlover]

Sure.

One this one day, when the winds are blowing, Jann runs through the woods, painting with it's colours when a Ship'(TheSamShep) arrives. On it a man stands admiring his hair. His name is John Sheppie, but Jann doesn't know that yet. He doesn't know how to paint with the colours of the wind. Jann takes him by the hand and shows him around, because she knows every rock and tree and creature.
Shep totally falls for Jann, but their love isn't meant to be. Not even after she has shown him the ever flowing gutter by moonlight! Because there is Brad ''shall we say romantic bull'' Wright. Brad is in charge over the WooHoos love lifes, because he has shall we say... romantic abbilities. Brad doesn't like the Shep/Jann ship, because he has been hinting towards a blooming SamShep romance. They part, because Brad is the Man to listen to. The WooHoos get hunted after and Shep gets terribly hurt. Jann calls over the delivery boys to bring him to the WooHoo campsite, where Nad has just started a campfire. There Shep gets accused of killing the fun. Brad uses this as an excuse to tie Shep to a tree where he sings. He does it so well, that the WooHoos find it in their hearts to let him go. They punish him by taking his clothes. Jann loves him anyway, eventhough she knows in her heart that John Sheppie must leave on the SamShep again. As he sails away, she waves at him.
...But she still lived happily ever after wih her WooHoos.

Drat. Why is Pocahontas so angsty?!

AwesooooooooomeGutter and Angst is gooooooooood But what about movie two where she meets Bubu and sees Shep again but leaves him for Bubu

[Cagranosalis]

*runz in*


Sorry, no time to catch up on all the Awesomeness that is the MWHS thread because I am away for a long weekend - currently in the bustling cosmopolitan hub of life that is New Holland.. yeah, go look that up on a map of England.

Anyway, I am taking a moment out from, erm, drinking and good times to just run around and dance delightedly at LJ's awesome news about her amazing, wonderful mom. :0

Because happiness is infectious you know.


*huggles all woohoos everywhere*


*runz out*

[DutchIndeed]

*hugs Cags*
Old Holland is much cooler!

Awesome! I've never seen Alice in Wonderland, but it seems very appropriate.

It is!

Nad, sweetie, we could never get tired of you! Keep 'em coming!

(really going to bed, typing is hard)

Thanks. ...If that's not the drunken lady typing...

AwesooooooooomeGutter and Angst is gooooooooood But what about movie two where she meets Bubu and sees Shep again but leaves him for Bubu

Is that one PG?

[Bekki]

Jann - how many times do I have to tell you, youcan't have Shep AND Bubu?

Bubu is mine! I am meeting him in less than a month *dies*

*applauds Nad*
*envisions an illustrated Woohoo Tales books*