The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[DutchIndeed]

I know However will I cope?

Neighbour: ...Is that?
Other neighbour: Oh, yeah. She's at it again.
Neighbour: Again? How much... of that can a person watch?
Other neighbour: I don't know... It sounds kind of sexy. Not so...
Neighbour: Well, I think it's just dirty
Other neighbour: Oh come on. Like you've never seen...
Neighbour: Never! ...I'd rather watch porn.

Pfft! My role here is purely an explanatory and supervisory one. I'm just making sure you get the correct explanation for things.

Oh Pshaw.

[Jumble]

Neighbour: ...Is that?
Other neighbour: Oh, yeah. She's at it again.
Neighbour: Again? How much... of that can a person watch?
Other neighbour: I don't know... It sounds kind of sexy. Not so...
Neighbour: Well, I think it's just dirty
Other neighbour: Oh come on. Like you've never seen...
Neighbour: Never! ...I'd rather watch porn.

Oh Pshaw.

*mops a mouthful of good French Rose from computer screen*



but yes, very very sexy...

You're doing it again *wails and runz away from Nad and her guttery ways*

[jasminaGo]

LMAO!!!

That is all

[Luvnjoe]

*wanders in....looks around.....wanders out*

[DutchIndeed]

*mops a mouthful of good French Rose from computer screen*



but yes, very very sexy...

You're doing it again *wails and runz away from Nad and her guttery ways*

Call it my way to bring down the WooHoo alcohol consumption.

And that wasn't gutter. It was anti-gutter.

*wanders in....looks around.....wanders out*

See? You guys scared LJ.

[Jumble]

Call it my way to bring down the WooHoo alcohol consumption.

And that wasn't gutter. It was anti-gutter.

Yeah, that's really how it read

See? You guys scared LJ.

Quick Joe, call her back!

[Luvnjoe]

Yeah, that's really how it read

Quick Joe, call her back!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/g...blog220509.jpg

Oh no! Cute, funny Joe with the silly pen! Must. Not. Give. In!

[Jumble]

Oh go on, you know you can't resist him

[Cagranosalis]

*looks at very long fingernails*

That could explain why I have three children

You mean you only did it three times? No wonder you know so much about salad stuff.


says she with just the one child... who hasn't used any conrtraception for 12 years... ummm!

He has I rarely watch any of his eps without commentary any more

You see, if I watch without the commentary, I still hear it in my head. But my 'reproduction' of his voice is nowhere near as good as the real thing

So I'm now condemned to a lifetime of watching with the commentary *sigh*

Funnily enough I was watching D&C with commentary earlier. He really is lovely isn't he?

You mean with your guttery mind you don't see all those.... legs....... and um....... ok, there's one at top left (above the inverted Y)... seriously look at it........

Of course I didn't see it. I still don't see it now.... even with your... graphic description. I'm innocent I tell ya.

OK, I see it. I do now anyway!

[Luvnjoe]

Oh, two of my favorite Joe pics! *swoons* Let me just imagine myself in place of the shoes...aaawww....*swoons again*

[Jumble]

You mean you only did it three times? No wonder you know so much about salad stuff.


says she with just the one child... who hasn't used any conrtraception for 12 years... ummm!

Sooooo not the case

Actually the first two were due to pill failure The third was deliberate

Funnily enough I was watching D&C with commentary earlier. He really is lovely isn't he?

What have I been trying to tell you for so long?

It was his commentaries that originally got me hooked, but the Director's Series and Mission Directives turned it into the current level of obsession

He's just so... so........ well he just is

OK, I see it. I do now anyway!

And having it now pointed out, I'm finding my eyes go straight to that particular one every time I open a page

Oh, two of my favorite Joe pics! *swoons* Let me just imagine myself in place of the shoes...aaawww....*swoons again*

Gotcha!!!!

Edit: This I just couldn't resist..

[starlover]

You gonna share the winnings?

Of course

1% or so...or SE on my costs

You see, if I watch without the commentary, I still hear it in my head. But my 'reproduction' of his voice is nowhere near as good as the real thing

So I'm now condemned to a lifetime of watching with the commentary *sigh*

You know with the word reproduction...I totally thought something else...I mean...we're in the gutter here and you mention that?

Reproducing with Martin...

Pfft! My role here is purely an explanatory and supervisory one. I'm just making sure you get the correct explanation for things.

No way.

Neighbour: ...Is that?
Other neighbour: Oh, yeah. She's at it again.
Neighbour: Again? How much... of that can a person watch?
Other neighbour: I don't know... It sounds kind of sexy. Not so...
Neighbour: Well, I think it's just dirty
Other neighbour: Oh come on. Like you've never seen...
Neighbour: Never! ...I'd rather watch porn.

ROFL ...this almost sounds like two people I know! *falls over laughing...imagining those two saying that*

[Bekki]

Of course

1% or so...or SE on my costs



You know with the word reproduction...I totally thought something else...I mean...we're in the gutter here and you mention that?

Reproducing with Martin...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who nearly died at seeing "reproduce" and Martin in the same post

*tugs imagination in before it goes out of control!!*

Maybe Martin wood give us an audiocommentary on...wait...this is getting too guttery even in my head!

PS: I'm REALLY blonde!

[AstraPerAspera]

*closes eyes and sticks fingers in ears while humming loudly*

Just wanted to remind everyone that the Stargate Fan Awards are open and to let you know they've extended the deadline for voting until August 15th. You can find the link here.

You may now resume whatever it was you were doing before...or...um...not....

*feels way out of thread, keeping hand over eyes*

[Bekki]

*waves to APA* Helloooooo!!

oooh - I'm totally nominated for one of those things!!! *seconds the "Go vote" sentiment of APA's*

And...

*pulls APA back into the thread, showering her with gutter*