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Originally posted by jumble View PostSee, that's where you're going wrong. You're supposed to roll it, not blow it
Actually, that reminds me of when my Suz was at school and they had the usual 'how to use a condom' demo at school. She came home looking very perplexed, and when I asked her what was wrong, she said they'd used a carrot for the demo, and "Really Mum, is it that small????" Poor kid was soooo disappointed
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Originally posted by Bekki View PostHahaha - we never got that talk at school *sighs* Now what am I gonna do?
Oh no, wait! That might raise your expectations a bit too high
Best advice I can give is that it's not a good idea to dissolve into fits of laughter. Tends to kill the moment
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Originally posted by jumble View PostSee, that's where you're going wrong. You're supposed to roll it, not blow it
That's odd. That's not what my hubby says...
Actually, that reminds me of when my Suz was at school and they had the usual 'how to use a condom' demo at school. She came home looking very perplexed, and when I asked her what was wrong, she said they'd used a carrot for the demo, and "Really Mum, is it that small????" Poor kid was soooo disappointed
But of course I set her straight
Originally posted by jumble View PostWell if you want to practise, use a cucumber
Oh no, wait! That might raise your expectations a bit too high
Best advice I can give is that it's not a good idea to dissolve into fits of laughter. Tends to kill the momentI never had that talk either, but I was going to suggest the best thing to practice on is a... rabbit... wait! that might raise your, uh, expectations too high too, but for another reason... especially if you've got the purple one...
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*SPLASH*
*comes up for breath*
We used a cucumber at school, but I think they picked small ones on purposesigpic
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Originally posted by Cagranosalis View PostThat's odd. That's not what my hubby says...
Actually, I've never understood that, because surely 'blow' is the wrong way?
I never had that talk either,
but I was going to suggest the best thing to practice on is a... rabbit... wait! that might raise your, uh, expectations too high too, but for another reason... especially if you've got the purple one...
Yeah, best not to start with that
Originally posted by josiane View Post*SPLASH*
*comes up for breath*
We used a cucumber at school, but I think they picked small ones on purpose
I do find that as you grow up your concept of size tends to alter. Like with wagon wheels
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ROFL!!!!
Now that's a good way to start the day, with gutter!
Never had any demonstrations...but when half the kids are probably already...ya know...who needs a demonstration?
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Aw thanks Jumble! I missed it too, so no worriessigpic
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Moooooorning...a lot of gutter when I was sleeping and dreaming gutter!
Awesome*splashes happily*
I would love Martin to explain his tool to me
Originally posted by jumble View PostYou're starting to sound like Jann with your 'I am innocent' act
Originally posted by jasminaGo View PostWell..... I am, unlike Jann.
but that's a good thing you know!
Ah, but you forget that I'm an hour into the future.
Although...now I think about it...from the ones that are posting atm (so right now/today) in the thread...I'm the closest to Martin
Originally posted by jumble View PostSee, that's where you're going wrong. You're supposed to roll it, not blow it
Actually, that reminds me of when my Suz was at school and they had the usual 'how to use a condom' demo at school. She came home looking very perplexed, and when I asked her what was wrong, she said they'd used a carrot for the demo, and "Really Mum, is it that small????" Poor kid was soooo disappointed
But of course I set her straight
They just used the women's toy for that at my school...so we got an...proper...image of the ....tool.
and after the teacher did the example some of the boys had to come forward and do it as well....on the toy...sigpic
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