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The Anti Season 4 Thread (Spoilers). For complaints and misgivings ONLY.
Here's something from Blackadder that reminds me of tptb's treatment of John the Kirk.
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Edmund: George, who's using the family brain-cell at the moment? This is just the beginning of the training. The beginning of five long months of very clever, very dull men looking at machinery.
[Flashheart is heard in the corridor.]
Flashheart: Hey, girls! Look at my machinery!
[The sound of screaming women is heard from the corridor. Flashheart enters Darling's office, zipping up his fly. He is carrying a stick. All present rise to attention.]
Flashheart: Enter a man who has no underwear. Ask me why.
All except Edmund: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?
Flashheart: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on.
[Flashheart performs a groinal thrust.]
Flashheart: And that's the type of guy who's doing the training around here. Sit down!
[All sit. Flashheart notices Edmund.]
Flashheart: Well, well, well, well, well. If it isn't old Captain Slack Bladder.
Edmund: Blackadder.
Flashheart: Couldn't resist it, eh, Slack Bladder? Told you you thought I was great. All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite . . .
[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his stick.]
Flashheart: . . . like you treat your woman!
[Flashheart whips the air with his cane.]
George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Flashheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
[George smirks.]
Edmund: I'm beginning to see why the Suffragette Movement want the vote.
Ladies and gentlemen may I present THE HOTTEST DOCTOR EVAH!!!!
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Is it wrong that as a straight guy... I somewhat agree with you
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Is it wrong that as a straight guy... I somewhat agree with you
Nope.
See, excuse me for going majorly off-topic, why is it so bad when one (straight) guy finds another guy hot, same with (straight) women finding other women hot.
Frak, I'm gay but I can appreciate the male goodness that goes with some guys, like Jason M. or David Tennant. It doesn't mean because my preference goes towards the female population that I can't think a guy is delicious or hot.
If I'm not making any sense, then by all means...ignore me, if you aren't already.
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