The Anti Season 4 Thread (Spoilers). For complaints and misgivings ONLY.

[Reiko]

Oh goddess, my sister wants to watch season 4 on TV... It's now Adrift. And I hate that episode, it's boring as hell. No idea why she's watching really, probably to annoy me.

.: I already told my father I'm prohibiting him from watching season 4 ... nope, nada, zip

Anyone want to play Would you rather? Not with people, but like this: Would you rather watch your least favorite season 4 ep or scrub the toilet? I know that's an easy one; I'd rather scrub the toilet.

.: Scrubbing the toilet. It only takes 2 minutes (I don't know if thats bad or good; just my family's toilet) compared to 42.

.: Here's a 'could you' rather. Could you name more good things about "Irrisistable" than season four?

.: I can ... Pretty sad.

[ToasterOnFire]

How about "SGA: How to Squander a Show's Potential in 10 Easy Steps"

and "SGA: Saved by Skiffy's Measly Ratings"

and "Interacting with Fans using the Fours Ds: Deny, Disavow, Divert, and Degrade."

[Reiko]

How about "SGA: How to Squander a Show's Potential in 10 Easy Steps"

and "SGA: Saved by Skiffy's Measly Ratings"

and "Interacting with Fans using the Fours Ds: Deny, Disavow, Divert, and Degrade."

.: I love all of those! The first is probably my favourite though.

.: It seems I am on the Keller fans hit list. I hate Keller so I must be evil. I will admit that I bait them sometimes. But gosh, they don't need to act all insulted when I say Keller dying only invokes apathy. Even a Carson-hater and I were able to joke around and exchange friendly barbs at each other in a thread. Because everybody knows my true malice is directed towards the PTB...

[mcbarr]

Spoiler:

Stinky Books Collection (Shortest Books Evah!):


Reiko
Why I love Elizabeth Weir by J. Mallozzi (2 pgs)
Worse ways to die than by exploding tumor by M. Gero (3 pgs)

Parisindy
Why Joe M is the best PTB evah! (written on a single fortune cookie insert)

G.o.d.
How to become a good writer by SG-1 and SGA writters and producers (1 pg)

Reefgirl
How to be the Perfect Officer by John Sheppard

Gateraid
How to avoid flirting with your co-workers, co-written by Lt Col John Sheppard and Dr Elizabeth Weir

Integrabyte
We are the furlings... one line

G.o.d.
How to maintain friendship with fans by JM

Southern Red
Sexual Chemistry Among Co-workers by Lt Col John Sheppard and Teyla Emmagan (just one word long)

Reefgirl
How to dress modestly by Teyla Emmagan

Gateraid
Congenial Relations in the Workplace by Kavanagh

Marielabbott
How to Keep Your Audience (Intentionally) Laughing Without Using Juvenile Humor by SGA writers

Repli!kat
My qualifications for being CMO of Atlantis by Dr. J. Keller

Parisindy
Longest book ever... Why Shep is hot and should be whumped

Irish Eyes
JM reveals why season 4 is the best season ever - Stargate Magazine (this one is real )

Gateraid
Handy tips for keeping your CO alive by John Sheppard (fourth times the charm)

Pajus
The laws of physics and biology that we do obey by Joe Mallozzi, Paul Mullie, Martin Gero, Allan McCullough and Carl Binder

Reiko
Mallozzi & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Showrunner

Jackie

For SG-1:

By R. Cooper
How to Get a New Series Made Under an Old Series Name (1 page)

For SG-1 & SGA:

By J. Mazzoli
How to Continue an Old Series Under a New Name (1 page)

By J. Mazzoli and R. Cooper
How to Avoid Plot Holes Bigger Than a Semi-truck (1 sentence)

By the Stargate writers
Stargate's Guide to Canon Law (1 paragraph)
Stargate's Guide to Real Physics (1 page)

By R. Cooper and J. Mazzilo
How to Successfully Close a Series (1 paragraph)

Celcool
J. Mallozzi: How to write strong, smart women who are not tramps (not a sentence long)

Fionnait
What I know about DNA and genetics by TPTB (a single letter: a huge big question mark; and that's not even a letter, but a punctuation mark...)

ToasterOnFire
SGA: How to Squander a Show's Potential in 10 Easy Steps
SGA: Saved by Skiffy's Measly Ratings
Interacting with Fans using the Fours Ds: Deny, Disavow, Divert, and Degrade

Updated.

[Reiko]

.: I wonder if any of JM's books are best-sellers by now

[Falcon Horus]

.: I wonder if any of JM's books are best-sellers by now

Pullitzer Price winners

[justhere1971]

Howdy ho antis. Sorry I've been missing. <strike>not that anyone missed me. </strike>

So what's going on? What's new?

[mcbarr]

.: I wonder if any of JM's books are best-sellers by now

Pullitzer Price winners

Let's find out:

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/332411

[Pajus]

.: I love all of those! The first is probably my favourite though.

.: It seems I am on the Keller fans hit list. I hate Keller so I must be evil. I will admit that I bait them sometimes. But gosh, they don't need to act all insulted when I say Keller dying only invokes apathy. Even a Carson-hater and I were able to joke around and exchange friendly barbs at each other in a thread. Because everybody knows my true malice is directed towards the PTB...

When it comes to Whining baby and Overgrown sissy-toy, you can always use the lethal combination: Trio, laws of free fall

Let's find out:

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/332411

Thought so

[Reiko]

Howdy ho antis. Sorry I've been missing. <strike>not that anyone missed me. </strike>

So what's going on? What's new?

.: Yo, welcome back! Lemme see here, what did we do? (Other than me hitting 1000 posts) Oh, a recap

.: Paris is meeting the guy from Smallville in April but we still don't know his name. She has also stated she desires Falcon's waistline.

.: We began to write the stinky books collection. They should be in mcbarr's signature.

.: Mariel moved the spots of myself and dana on the Anti-map. Dana was in a cemetery and I was in a canal, respectively. Falcon Horus wanted to get the hell out of Brussels. Not sure why, though

.: Integra has been busy playing Crysis. Fionnait, Pajus and him discussed languages. German is a scary language and Russian sounds evil. Inty and Pajus proceed to be ... nerdy

.: A couple got in a bit of a scuffle. I explained that arguing Anti's make Reiko sad and we cannot afford any infractions. Paris gave hugs. In light of the situation Falcon Horus presented us with an awe-inspiring speech. "United we stand, divided we fall!"

.: In a nutshell

[parisindy]

.: Yo, welcome back! Lemme see here, what did we do? (Other than me hitting 1000 posts) Oh, a recap

.: Paris is meeting the guy from Smallville in April but we still don't know his name. She has also stated she desires Falcon's waistline.

.: We began to write the stinky books collection. They should be in mcbarr's signature.

.: Mariel moved the spots of myself and dana on the Anti-map. Dana was in a cemetery and I was in a canal, respectively. Falcon Horus wanted to get the hell out of Brussels. Not sure why, though

.: Integra has been busy playing Crysis. Fionnait, Pajus and him discussed languages. German is a scary language and Russian sounds evil. Inty and Pajus proceed to be ... nerdy

.: A couple got in a bit of a scuffle. I explained that arguing Anti's make Reiko sad and we cannot afford any infractions. Paris gave hugs. In light of the situation Falcon Horus presented us with an awe-inspiring speech. "United we stand, divided we fall!"

.: In a nutshell

LMAO!!! best recap ever hehehe who knew we did that much *giggles*
Mental Green for you hehe

this is the con i'm going to ... http://www.calgaryexpo.com/guests.php
lamest con ever lol
but at least ed the sock is going to be there lol

[justhere1971]

.: Yo, welcome back! Lemme see here, what did we do? (Other than me hitting 1000 posts) Oh, a recap

.: Paris is meeting the guy from Smallville in April but we still don't know his name. She has also stated she desires Falcon's waistline.

.: We began to write the stinky books collection. They should be in mcbarr's signature.

.: Mariel moved the spots of myself and dana on the Anti-map. Dana was in a cemetery and I was in a canal, respectively. Falcon Horus wanted to get the hell out of Brussels. Not sure why, though

.: Integra has been busy playing Crysis. Fionnait, Pajus and him discussed languages. German is a scary language and Russian sounds evil. Inty and Pajus proceed to be ... nerdy

.: A couple got in a bit of a scuffle. I explained that arguing Anti's make Reiko sad and we cannot afford any infractions. Paris gave hugs. In light of the situation Falcon Horus presented us with an awe-inspiring speech. "United we stand, divided we fall!"

.: In a nutshell

Best recap EVAH! Can't green you, so mental greenie.

((sending anti-hugs)) to all my fellow & future Antis. I just wanted to add, I also want FH's waistline.

[Fionnait]

Let's find out:

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/332411

Hehe! When will we get to know the results?

Spoilers for length

Spoiler:

.: Yo, welcome back! Lemme see here, what did we do? (Other than me hitting 1000 posts) Oh, a recap

.: Paris is meeting the guy from Smallville in April but we still don't know his name. She has also stated she desires Falcon's waistline.

.: We began to write the stinky books collection. They should be in mcbarr's signature.

.: Mariel moved the spots of myself and dana on the Anti-map. Dana was in a cemetery and I was in a canal, respectively. Falcon Horus wanted to get the hell out of Brussels. Not sure why, though

.: Integra has been busy playing Crysis. Fionnait, Pajus and him discussed languages. German is a scary language and Russian sounds evil. Inty and Pajus proceed to be ... nerdy

.: A couple got in a bit of a scuffle. I explained that arguing Anti's make Reiko sad and we cannot afford any infractions. Paris gave hugs. In light of the situation Falcon Horus presented us with an awe-inspiring speech. "United we stand, divided we fall!"

.: In a nutshell

Great recap. I also voiced interest in FH's waistline

[Falcon Horus]

.: Paris is meeting the guy from Smallville in April but we still don't know his name. She has also stated she desires Falcon's waistline.

I just wanted to add, I also want FH's waistline.

I also voiced interest in FH's waistline

It seems my waistline is quite popular... While I'm thinking more along the lines of wanting a little more line around my waist than what I have now. Then again I should feel lucky being able to eat literally everything and not gain even one pound, unless I stuff myself with junkfood all year long ... as was proven while I was away at college. Junkfood galore and waistline grew, which made me oh so happy.

.: Falcon Horus wanted to get the hell out of Brussels. Not sure why, though

Quite simply ... I'm Flemish and in Brussels they refuse to speak one word of Flemish out of spite. And the Flemish refuse to speak one word of French out of spite. It's a beautiful city, but language is a problem.

Belgium is just a weird country that way...

.: A couple got in a bit of a scuffle. I explained that arguing Anti's make Reiko sad and we cannot afford any infractions. Paris gave hugs. In light of the situation Falcon Horus presented us with an awe-inspiring speech. "United we stand, divided we fall!"

Thank you.

[justhere1971]

I won't even go near junk food. I only have to look at it to gain weight. In College I could eat like a pig, and still be twig like. Heck the first two years of my marriage I was still twig like. Then I have no idea what happened.


So should we continue our antiness in here, or move the party over to S5? Has this been already discussed? If you all haven't figured it out by now, I am not very observant.

On a fluffy note, I now have a beta fish at work. He's blue and very playful.