Originally posted by Rosehawk
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Originally posted by Rosehawk
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Originally posted by Rosehawk
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HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, Master.
Pajus: We'll be going on a mission that will require your assassination protocols, HK. Our goal is to blast our way through some Stormtroopers, liberate David Nykl and get him to safety.
HK-47: Answer: Assassination protocols? As in the premeditated killing of another for personal or economic gain? Surely master is joking with his humble, peace-loving droid. I exist only to serve and learn how to serve meatbags.
Pajus: WHAT??? Are you trying to tell me you're not gonna go, eventhough it means killing someone.
HK-47: Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war.
Pajus: Oh, I almost forgot. *uninstalls the new 'upgrade'* What about now.
HK-47: Statement: Master, please, I beg you. Never install anything again without checking it in the diagnostics bay first. That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant. Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine. Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?
Pajus: It's done for the time being, but just out of curiosity: What would you do to the SGA TPTBs in order to force an apology for how they're running the show?
HK-47: Recitation: Evisceration works well, electrocution, blunt trauma and limb dismemberment also work well as far as I know.
Pajus: Okay. Are you ready for the mission?
HK-47: Eager statement: Yes, Master!
Pajus: Now we'll have to wait for Rosehawk
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