Radek Zelenka/David Nykl Appreciation, Thunk, Translation Thread

[MonicaL]

you have a woman sharing your brain and yet are still the most clueless man I know when it comes to women.
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[MonicaL]

Is Wraith technology, Colonel. Cannot be fixed like one would fix a toaster. We don't even know how it works!

[MonicaL]

*thinks* You know, Major, some of us have better things to do than listen to you extol the virtues of firearms training. If I cannot get the desalinization tanks fixed we will run out of water soon. BUt please. continue to talk and waste my valuable time!
*thinks* We get the point, Sheppard. Wrap it up already. I have six projects that needed to be finished half an hour ago and Zelenka still has to fix the desalinization tanks.

Kavanagh: *thinks* I wonder if he'll make me cut my hair? Not gonna happen, flyboy! No military cut for me!

[MonicaL]

You can't be serious. You want to blow up a sun simply because Colonel Carter has done so? It's not a contest, Rodney! Isn't 5/6 of a solar system enough?!

[MonicaL]

How did you get this photo of Lizzie and myself? You are a dead man, Chuck.

[MonicaL]

A nice rear shot, just because I can....

[MonicaL]

*thinks* This is all Rodney's fault. If he hadn't allowed Lizzie to sacrifice herself then I would be stuck in elevator with her, not Col. Carter!
*thinks* Awkward.... someone should say something. What's his name again? Zelinksa? Zilemka? Zelenka! That's it! And... now it's too late to say anything.

[MonicaL]

why does this always happen to me?

[Everlovin]

I love you, Radek! I'll make it all better.

[MonicaL]

Why hello, Ever! *hugs*

[Everlovin]

Oh, love the smile! Needed it!

[MonicaL]

No prob! Everyone needs a Radek smile to brighten their day! I'm partial to this one.

[MonicaL]

I have a brilliant idea! Let's have a pizza and movie night tonight! I'll supply the drinks. *grin*

[MonicaL]

remind me again why this is a good idea?
I'm looking forward to throwing you across that gap!
Oh great. *sighs*

[MonicaL]

wait a sec... if we swap out the Marines' coffee for decaf then we can prolong our caffeine high and hopefully continue to save life as we know it until the Daedalus arrives.
And just how do you expect to keep the Marines from hunting us down once the switch has been discovered?
Leave clues that send them straight to Kavanagh?
Brilliant!