Radek Zelenka/David Nykl Appreciation, Thunk, Translation Thread

[Rosehawk]

Ok ladies (and whoever else is out there), I was having some fun with a quiz on a website that was supposed to tell you who your SGA guy would be. Of course, it came up with Radek's name. Big surprise. Afterward, I was a bit tired and goofy, so I made up my own little thing. It's called "How to know if you're a Zelenka Thunker." So here it is, and remember, I'm tired.

How to know if you're a Zelenka Thunker

1. You start cursing in Czech whenever you see Rodney.
2. You fantasize about playing with Radek's hair.
3. You've sent nasty letters to the writers of SGA whenever Zelenka has gotten hurt.
4. You started a petition to get Radek into the opening credits.
5. You've watched the Zelenka scenes so much that you're beginning to understand the Czech that he mutters (and it's the only Czech you know).
6. You have at least two T shirts that say, "Talk Zelenka to me."
7. You have a picture of Radek's rump from Quarantine as the wallpaper on your desktop.
8. You have pieced together parts of Radek's dialog for your answering machine recording and posted your phone number in every bathroom imaginable just so you can sit at home and listen to it.
9. You have life-sized cardboard cutouts of Radek in your living room and bedroom.
10. You have an autographed photo in every room of your house.
11. You have recreated a puddle jumper in your garage so maybe you could get him to come over and fix it.
12. You've photoshopped, framed, and hung wedding pictures of yourself with the modest genius himself around your house.

Ok, you know who you are. (Ha ha ha.) Of course, this was just for fun. I'm guilty of only one of those, but I won't tell you which one. (Ha ha ha. Just kidding.)

ROTFLOL. Nice Hiccups, really nice! I'm guessing you are number 2?

Also, don't forget

13. You have drool buckets near your computer table so you are prepared when you see the pics of Radek, especially the shirtless ones!
14. You've made stationery that has Dr. Z in the logo.
15. Made up stickers with Radek's face so you can stick them everywhere at work, at home and you can hand them out to your friends.
15. Put Czech marks the spot on your election ballot with Radek Zelenka's name, knowing full well he can't vote in the United States, let alone run for a government office.

[Rosehawk]

Okay Crimsonravenwolf, have your drool bucket out....

Spoiler:

[Hiccups]

I'm guessing you are number 2?

How did you know?
How about these?

16. You've written at least one Radek limerick. *looks around and whistles while scraping my foot on the floor trying not to look guilty*
17. You've made at least one motivational poster with Radek's picture. *still whistling but looking up at the sky now*
18. You have a Zelenka avie or siggy as part of your GW persona.
19. Your fan fic stars a certain Czech as the hero.
20. You have made at least one Radek fan video. (You know who you are... Rosehawk.--I love the vid btw. )
21. You've thought about changing your last name to Zelenka.

[Mealla McAllister]

Two classes cancelled this afternoon, and new Zelenka pics - is there any way that the day can get better?

[Rosehawk]

How did you know?

'Cause his hair is just so adorable!
Plus, I didn't think your husband would let you have a life-size cardboard cut-out of Radek in the living room or autographs in every room. Husbands are funny about things like that!

How about these?

16. You've written at least one Radek limerick. *looks around and whistles while scraping my foot on the floor trying not to look guilty*
17. You've made at least one motivational poster with Radek's picture. *still whistling but looking up at the sky now*
18. You have a Zelenka avie or siggy as part of your GW persona.
19. Your fan fic stars a certain Czech as the hero.
20. You have made at least one Radek fan video. (You know who you are... Rosehawk.--I love the vid btw. )
21. You've thought about changing your last name to Zelenka.

LOL. Yep, I've done all but 17 (tempted, just haven't yet) and 21 as I have honestly never ever thought about changing my last name to Zelenka!

Thanks for the nice words about my music video, it was fun to make and I had a good subject matter to work with!

I will have to see if I can help add more to this list! I only have a short time on the computer at the moment!

[Hiccups]

I would love to make two videos. I just need to figure out how to get the video from a DVD or online to Movie Maker. I even wrote a song with lyrics and its own music and everything to do for one of them. It just goes to show I'm not as smart as Radek. (As if anyone had any doubts about that.)

Ok, here are some more to help you out...

22. You've seen David at more than one con.
23. You've come up with at least one pet name for him. (I suppose calling him the Cheshire Czech after seeing Tabula Rasa counts, doesn't it?)
24. You never take your eyes off of him during a "Zelenka episode" regardless of what else is going on in the scene.
25. You've had at least one Zelenka dream.

[Crimsonravenwolf]

I had a number 25 not too long ago. Hmm...kinda sounds like something to order off the menu. Yes,I'll have a number 25 please with extra mussed hair and shirtless...oh and fries. *snickers* Yay!! I blew up my brain!! Wooohooo!! hehe }:O

[Crimsonravenwolf]

*waves weakly from the floor* M'fine...Rosehawk blew up my poor brain cell with those lovely pix. I ditched the drool bucket and just dove into the deeeeeep end of the gutter instead. *snickers* More cheeky Czech please! Wooohooo!! hehe }:O

[Rosehawk]

26. If you wear glasses, you get a pair that looks just like the ones Radek wears.
27. You learn chess and get good enough to beat Radek in a game - the guy is good so you really got to practice a lot!
Hiccups: I suppose that's where the life-size cardboard cutout of Radek would come in handy!
28. You re-name your Teddy Bear - Radek!

[Rosehawk]

Anyone love a pissed off Czech?!

Spoiler:

[Everlovin]

[Crimsonravenwolf]

Oh bloody hell...GUH. Just freaking GUH. Thanks Rosehawk and Everlovin. Did I mention GUH? More p*ssed or cheeky Czech please!! Woohoo!! hehe }:O

[Rosehawk]

How about a little 'HUH' and 'Okay, sortof' pics for you!

[Mealla McAllister]

Great, Zelenka in the morning!! I'm watching SGA right now, and I totally forgot Zelenka was in the episode ("Suspicion"). Didn't look, and suddenly I heard a familiar voice! YAY!

EDIT:
Watching "Hot Zone" now, and I love the Prime/Not Prime game and how Dr Z wanted to make Ford a subject of research paper on statistical probabilities (and how he laughs after saying that).
Some pics:


FORD: This is some sort of pay-back for guys like me beating up guys like you in high school, right?


ZELENKA: It's no use. She's gone.

[Crimsonravenwolf]

Nice pix Rosehawk and Mealla!! I'll take Radek any way I can get him.
*cheeky wink* More cheeky Czech please!! Woohoo!! hehe }:O