Radek Zelenka/David Nykl Appreciation, Thunk, Translation Thread

[Pajus]

Well I'm right handed...so I'm out.

If you are right handed, take the text of the lessons and replace the word left with the word right and vice versa

I'll punish both my clones later, I'm sure I can find something that they've done wrong

Poor clones

PS: Is clone abuse punishable?

[Reefgirl]

Poor clones

PS: Is clone abuse punishable?

Depends on what form the punishment takes and who's doing it

[Pajus]

Depends on what form the punishment takes and who's doing it

Are you going to play 'Footy' with them?

[Reefgirl]

Are you going to play 'Footy' with them?

No I don't think so, but I do have a few other games in mind

[Pajus]

No I don't think so, but I do have a few other games in mind

I mean the 'Footy' we have invented...

[Allestian]

The clones seem to like their punishment...

I think. Well I guess that's why I haven't seen mine in a while...

[Reefgirl]

I mean the 'Footy' we have invented...

Oh that footy

[Rosehawk]

Today's lesson will be about the Juyo (Ferocity) form. This form is sometimes nicknamed 'Vaapad' after a multitentacled aquatic predator. This predator moves so quickly it is impossible to count its tentacles so long as it is alive.

Multiple tentacles - ohh that can go soooo nonPG real fast

This form requires the practitioner to draw massive amounts of energy from the FicForce to enhance the movement of his hands, but in the end it will look like you have ten (or more) hands wielding six (or more) lightsabers.

Focus, focus - This takes lots of Zelenka *THUNKIN* I think my Radekclone rather likes the idea of enhancing the hand movement

In the initial stance of Juyo you should put your left foot in front and face the opponent with your left waist. Your hands should hold the lightsaber about four inches right of your right cheek with the blade pointing towards your opponent. I have a picture of Mistress Reef when she taught me Juyo.

Nice pic Mistress Reef

Okay, one more *THUNK* and then I will be ready

Well I'm right handed...so I'm out.

Try it anyway Allestian. It just takes a bit of *thunkin* and it goes great! Pajus is a great teacher and he learned from Reefgirl
Besides, it gives you special skills you can use with your clone!

Depends on what form the punishment takes and who's doing it

[Rosehawk]

Spoiler:

I sooooo snurched this from David's blog.

David's found a new friend!!

[Pajus]

Multiple tentacles - ohh that can go soooo nonPG real fast

A I have said earlier, I think your clone will be very happy once you learn Juyo.

Nice pic Mistress Reef

Mistress Reef is all about black stuff (as you can see)

Okay, one more *THUNK* and then I will be ready

The time has come for a little experiment. *takes a camera, sets the time swith* Watch and learn, young padawan. *performs Juyo moves while the camera goes off* Let's count the hands and lightsabers on the photo. *shows photo to his shocked apprentice* I count 15 hands with 10 lightsabers. Now it's your turn.

Radek: Rodney, I know how happy you are with Colonel Caldwell, but that doesn't mean you have to tell everyone around you.

Try it anyway Allestian. It just takes a bit of *thunkin* and it goes great! Pajus is a great teacher and he learned from Reefgirl
Besides, it gives you special skills you can use with your clone!

Slight problem here. Allestian does not have a lightsaber to practice with...

[Reefgirl]

Thanks Rosehawk, Allestian can start practising with a broom handle if she wants

[Pajus]

Thanks Rosehawk, Allestian can start practising with a broom handle if she wants

OR she could write some kinky, juicy,... smut stories. That would get her her own lightsaber. Would you then agree to teach her, Mistress Reef?

[Allestian]

I already write kinky smut storys, one of which is quite legendary around college.



Just finished making a home movie. My first complete works, a lad next to me couldn't stop laughing but then said it was bad.

It's supposed to be bad, that's the whole point.

[Pajus]

I already write kinky smut storys, one of which is quite legendary around college.

Post the links to the stories so we may evaluate them and decide your fitness for wielding a lightsaber.

Just finished making a home movie. My first complete works, a lad next to me couldn't stop laughing but then said it was bad.

It's supposed to be bad, that's the whole point.

In my experience it is much harder to make a bad movie on purpose than to make a good movie on purpose. Congratulations on a job well done

[Reefgirl]

Yeah, come on Allestian lets see how well you stack up to the master's of Smut