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    *is waitng for the new ficcy*

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      A Prank Gone Terribly Wrong
      By Shep's Whumpers
      WARNING: Some suspension of reality...okay all reality...is required to appreciate this story.


      After a particularly slow week in Atlantis, Dr. Rodney McKay was bored. Really bored. So bored, in fact, that not even his gadgets & doohickeys could keep him entertained. In his quest for some stimuli, he approached Dr. Beckett about a prank he wanted to pull.



      "So, Carson, here's how it goes...We put a personal ad in The Atlantian and put Major Sheppard's name on it."

      Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
      still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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        Carson is a bit dubious at first, but soon warms to the idea...


        However, in creating their ad, instead of putting Maj. Sheppard's full name on the ad, they use his rarely used nickname "Shep" little knowing the chaos their abbreviation would cause.

        Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
        still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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          Because when the first response came to "Shep's" ad, the co-conspirators wondered at Shep's luck when the response came from twins...but not Tau'ri or Athosian twins...but this pair of hotties:

          Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
          still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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            "um.....Who would reply?" Carson Wondered

            Four days Later.........

            Shep opens his aparmant door to find....




            "Love us" was written on it.

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              At first, he thought one of the Athosians had brought him a gift, but then he looked closer and noticed a copy of the ad, circled with magic marker.


              "What the...? Oh, no! They've got the wrong Shep!"

              Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
              still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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                McKay: Think he will know we did this???

                Carson: Let's hope not.


                Just then they hear footstep apporching...



                Shep: you know anytihng about this?? *shows McKay the Ad*

                *McKay shifts slightly* "Who me?? No" *gives a nervous grin*
                Last edited by SilverRider; 05 May 2005, 01:55 AM.

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                  Shep's popularity spread like wildfire amongst the canine female community, and pretty soon he couldn't go anywhere without being mobbed. It even got to the point where one day, a group learned of Maj. Sheppard's team's off-world mission and went ahead of them to form a "welcome party."


                  R: "Oh, no...This is wrong on so many levels."
                  S: "When I find the son of a #$%^& that did this..."
                  T: "None of those hussies better lay a paw on my man!"
                  F: "Ooo...That poodle is kinda hot."

                  Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
                  still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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                    Originally posted by Alaskhah
                    Shep's popularity spread like wildfire amongst the canine female community, and pretty soon he couldn't go anywhere without being mobbed. It even got to the point where one day, a group learned of Maj. Sheppard's team's off-world mission and went ahead of them to form a "welcome party."


                    R: "Oh, no...This is wrong on so many levels."
                    S: "When I find the son of a #$%^& that did this..."
                    T: "None of those hussies better lay a paw on my man!"
                    F: "Ooo...That poodle is kinda hot."

                    lmao

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                      This was bound to happen some time!! Well, with a name like Shep he's just asking for it!!

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                        Originally posted by Elinor

                        This was bound to happen some time!! Well, with a name like Shep he's just asking for it!!
                        Woof woof WOOF!

                        ~*Beanie*~ | No mountain too high, no gutter too low... | Ar scáth a chéile a mhairimid uilig...
                        "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                          Okay, SR & I did this picture the other day on YIM...Please keep in mind that it was drawn with "crayon" using a mouse and have pity on us. It just seemed in keeping with the theme.

                          Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
                          still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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                            Oh, by the way, there is more story to follow...we just got distracted last night by the idea that Ba'al was Shep's father. Now doesn't THAT just spell whumpage?!

                            Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
                            still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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                              This thread is getting a little disturbing now...

                              ~*Beanie*~ | No mountain too high, no gutter too low... | Ar scáth a chéile a mhairimid uilig...
                              "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                Originally posted by knocknashee
                                This thread is getting a little disturbing now...
                                Yea.. let's go back to giving him a good, old-fashioned whumping. *cracks whip*

                                Still disturbed?

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