John Sheppard Whump

[NinaM]

they are probably not so good, otherwise we would have seen them by now!

Maybe or they are just being devils and releases them before The Return Part 2... how stupid would that be...

[pisces27]

Hey there, flyby post......but anyone reading my Not Alone fic, might notice a shout out to two writers in here.......in my latest chapter.....yep they're the soccer moms who hit on shep..........

Spoiler:

“Hi,” one of the women said, “I’m Ali, this is Lauren and Linzi.”

“Hi,” John said bobbing his head. He went to move but they tracked his movements like a pack of wild animals.

“So, you’re related to Sara?”

“Cousin,” John said staring over their shoulders.

“How come we haven’t seen you around here before?” Lauren asked, twirling her hair around her finger, and smiling seductively.

John took a swig of his coke, “I’m in the Air Force.”

“Oh,” Ali said clapping her hands over her mouth, “Really? That must be fun.”

John smiled, “Yeah, fun.” He raised his eyebrows and went to move but Linzi placed her hand on John’s arm and gave it a tentative stroke.

“It must be terribly difficult meeting women when you’re out there alone.”

John looked down at her hand, “Not that hard.”

“Well, its hard meeting a good man,” Lauren said dreamily, “We’re all single moms, just looking for company.”

They all smiled at him, puffing out their chests, and batting their eyelids.

couldnt resist using your names....for...inspiration and I thought you'd appreciate getting to flirt with Shep

LOL!! That's a great scene...can I have a link to your story? Thanks.

[Sweety]

Where is everyone tonight???? Oh and off topic- but isnt it odd we have not had the scifi ratings for The Return yet!

I am here. Finally able to spend some time behind the pc. Always at my BF's place in the weekend and don't get much chance to be online.

BTW Finally told my BF about the London Expo. He doesn't want me to go to London on my own. But he know is thinking about joining me.

[Sheppard's Delight]

I am here. Finally able to spend some time behind the pc. Always at my BF's place in the weekend and don't get much chance to be online.

BTW Finally told my BF about the London Expo. He doesn't want me to go to London on my own. But he know is thinking about joining me.

Well that is great!

[Linzi]

Heh. Just had an idea for a humorous Sheppy whumpy fic...

Spoiler:

In the course of a check up, Carson finds that Sheppy's implant has migrated (it can happen - stuff implanted into the body can move and get lost). So he has to do lots of scans etc to find the damn thing... and when they do find it, it's somewhere.. ooohh, shall we say embarrassing? .. (I'll leave the choice of location to your fertile imaginations). and Carson has to operate to remove it and Sheppy is a) freaked out and b) hideously embarrassed (further thought - especially as that kind of surgery would probably be done under local anaesthetic... so he'd be awake and aware!!)

Evening all!
Oh Ali, you are truly evil - and I love you for it! My, er, fertile imaginiation has come up with several possibilities. Have you thought of writing this scenario for Stealth dragon's challenge? Where you write a short fic where everyone thinks it's a joke but it actually turns out to be serious. I'm actually in the middle of one of those right now....

GG - all I'm gong to say is - you and I think alike, honey!

[obsessed1]

LOL!! That's a great scene...can I have a link to your story? Thanks.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2700121/1/

Here you go, its shweir though so its either your thing or not
but for your whumping pleasure I have more on my FF.net account

[Linzi]

Hey there, flyby post......but anyone reading my Not Alone fic, might notice a shout out to two writers in here.......in my latest chapter.....yep they're the soccer moms who hit on shep..........

Spoiler:

“Hi,” one of the women said, “I’m Ali, this is Lauren and Linzi.”

“Hi,” John said bobbing his head. He went to move but they tracked his movements like a pack of wild animals.

“So, you’re related to Sara?”

“Cousin,” John said staring over their shoulders.

“How come we haven’t seen you around here before?” Lauren asked, twirling her hair around her finger, and smiling seductively.

John took a swig of his coke, “I’m in the Air Force.”

“Oh,” Ali said clapping her hands over her mouth, “Really? That must be fun.”

John smiled, “Yeah, fun.” He raised his eyebrows and went to move but Linzi placed her hand on John’s arm and gave it a tentative stroke.

“It must be terribly difficult meeting women when you’re out there alone.”

John looked down at her hand, “Not that hard.”

“Well, its hard meeting a good man,” Lauren said dreamily, “We’re all single moms, just looking for company.”

They all smiled at him, puffing out their chests, and batting their eyelids.

couldnt resist using your names....for...inspiration and I thought you'd appreciate getting to flirt with Shep

okay, bye, see you later........later...later...(Continues to echo)
Very quiet in here.....

OMG!!!! I just peed my pants in hysterical fits of laughter! OMG!!!!!! That is soooo funny! The strange thing is I actually blushed when I read the actions of my namesake!!!!!! Tell me I'm not that desperate....no seriously, please someone tell me!!!!!

[Linzi]

they are probably not so good, otherwise we would have seen them by now!

I have to say that sadly I agree. Usually, if the ratings are good, they're released pretty promptly. I sincerely hope I'm wrong here, as I want them to be good, and pray they are!

[Linzi]

I thought as much. But was trying to keep things family friendly

I couldn't resist adding this pix. Its as close as pix as I could get to you know what.

Spoiler:

Here's some additional whump....

You know, I wonder about the so-called intelligence of the Atlantis expedition sometimes. I mean, they seem to spend half their lives looking for a damn ZPM, when it's right under their noses!

[pisces27]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2700121/1/

Here you go, its shweir though so its either your thing or not
but for your whumping pleasure I have more on my FF.net account

OMG!! 28 chapters!! I'm gonna be very busy reading. Thanks again.

[obsessed1]

OMG!!!! I just peed my pants in hysterical fits of laughter! OMG!!!!!! That is soooo funny! The strange thing is I actually blushed when I read the actions of my namesake!!!!!! Tell me I'm not that desperate....no seriously, please someone tell me!!!!!

No not desperate

[pilgrim soul]

Hey! Not stopping.

You know O1 I'm not sure whether Ali & Linzi should be flattered or insulted.

[Sweety]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2700121/1/

Here you go, its shweir though so its either your thing or not
but for your whumping pleasure I have more on my FF.net account

Wow long story. Just read the first 2 chapters and love it. Don't mind some Shweir every once in a while.

[Alipeeps]

I am here. Finally able to spend some time behind the pc. Always at my BF's place in the weekend and don't get much chance to be online.

BTW Finally told my BF about the London Expo. He doesn't want me to go to London on my own. But he know is thinking about joining me.

You won't be alone... you'll be with us!

[Linzi]

Hey! Not stopping.

You know O1 I'm not sure whether Ali & Linzi should be flattered or insulted.

Er, I'm not sure either, but I really had a good laugh, and nice visions in my head!