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HAPPY THANKSGIVING JT'ERS..
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This is something my sister just sent to me and it made me giggle..
Spoiler:The Thanksgiving Parrot
John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
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Originally posted by bluealien View PostHAPPY THANKSGIVING JT'ERS..
OT
This is something my sister just sent to me and it made me giggle..
Spoiler:The Thanksgiving Parrot
John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
poor thing
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Originally posted by scifan View PostNP hun.
Go vote guys!!! There's about 2 hrs left to do it!!! Let's show how much we love our ship.
HET pairingSpoiler:how everything ended in the elimination round.. turns out several of the JT voters took the stand not to vote.. and I fully understand and I'm not even gonna try and get them to vote for it.. I'm sure there will be silly attitude back after this..but maybe they should do us all a favour..if they can't stand JT winning then for the love of all mighty don't place JT in the game then.. one less problem for them.. after it all it pretty much died down in there.. seems it's fine to lose to Carson/Teyla since no where near the same amount of votes came in.. as long as it's not JT winning.. and if it had been the other way around I can't see any understanding coming our way.. after this I'm done with it..
I'll always be a JT fan no matter what.. no one can make me change or make me feel any different.. I have lots of scenes to enjoy over the seasons..and truly who knows what's in the future
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Originally posted by bluealien View PostHAPPY THANKSGIVING JT'ERS..
OT
This is something my sister just sent to me and it made me giggle..
Spoiler:The Thanksgiving Parrot
John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
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Originally posted by bluealien View PostHAPPY THANKSGIVING JT'ERS..
OT
This is something my sister just sent to me and it made me giggle..
Spoiler:The Thanksgiving Parrot
John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
good one
Nina -- they´re still onscreen, therefore.. anything can happen!Spoiler:These games aren´t a true reflection on these things anyway, since only a tiny amount of members here and viewers overall are actually participating
Check out this amazing vid by SGAFan on YouTube Joe IS Rockford!
picfic craziness against boredom: Col.Sheppard & the nutty whumpers
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Originally posted by SheppAddictedFangirl View Postgood one
Nina -- they´re still onscreen, therefore.. anything can happen!Spoiler:These games aren´t a true reflection on these things anyway, since only a tiny amount of members here and viewers overall are actually participating
So by here on let's move on from it..I'm done with it now.. atleast from that kind..
No matter what..and no matter what game JT are the WINNERS for me and always will be.. to be frank I don't need a game to tell me that.. it's in my heart..and no one can take that away from me.. they can try but they will die trying..
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Originally posted by NinaM View PostSo true so true... we still have John and Teyla on screen...and as long as they are both there and there is no valid confirmation of anything else there is still that chance and I'm gonna still support them no matter what..
So by here on let's move on from it..I'm done with it now.. atleast from that kind..
No matter what..and no matter what game JT are the WINNERS for me and always will be.. to be frank I don't need a game to tell me that.. it's in my heart..and no one can take that away from me.. they can try but they will die trying..
Check out this amazing vid by SGAFan on YouTube Joe IS Rockford!
picfic craziness against boredom: Col.Sheppard & the nutty whumpers
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Originally posted by bluealien View PostHAPPY THANKSGIVING JT'ERS..
OT
This is something my sister just sent to me and it made me giggle..
Spoiler:The Thanksgiving Parrot
John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
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"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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Happy Thanksgiving JT'ers!!!
Originally posted by Camy View Posthttp://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t110/Jeyla4ever/Banners/HappyThanksgivingWall.jpg
Originally posted by bluealien View PostHAPPY THANKSGIVING JT'ERS..
OT
This is something my sister just sent to me and it made me giggle..
Spoiler:The Thanksgiving Parrot
John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
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i dont Know if this has already been posted yet but ill post it anyway
Spoiler:abels: Stargate Atlantis
Episode 5.20 - Enemy at the Gate
The Atlantis team rushes to destroy an advanced wraith hive ship before it presents a threat to the Earth.
Episode 5.19 - Vegas
Detective John Sheppard attempts to solve a string of unusual murders in Las Vegas.
Source: SpoilerTVSig Bye Me and Avi bye Luciana
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Originally posted by Padme18 View PostHappy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Originally posted by Linda06 View Post
Originally posted by Linda06 View PostSpoiler:Sorry sci....As much as I love JT I can't condone cheating!
And anywho, I think this game is now tainted beyond repair so no matter who wins now it'll be tainted!
I totally understand, Linda. I really do, but that's how they win.
Originally posted by bluealien View PostSpoiler:
The game never had to end the way it did the first time but no one seems to have a problem with how it was conducted. The scores were only tallied when they suited the thread starter. If JT were in the lead then she went off seeking votes to vote them out.. if they werent then suddenly the game was tallied. ...not many seem to have a problem that the game turned out to be total farce and that it was done deliberatly...
So I dont intend to get involved in these games again and I didnt think it was asking for too much when I expected some fair play.... and the fact that it is "just" a game shouldnt make any difference... fair play is fair play.. and cheating is cheating no matter whether is just a "game" or something more serious.
I can see how someone very eager for their ship to win can let their impartiality get in the way but it's the attitude of some of the more mature fans that I'm having a huge problem with and I guess the saying.. wining at any cost seems to come to mind here.
So sorry for rambling on sci but I feel the same as Linda. I've had enough of these ship games, but my love for JT will never waiver..
Spoiler:It's just hard to understand that they think we are being immature and whinny or pouting, just because how things played out.
Originally posted by WingedPegasus View PostHappy Thanksgiving!
Originally posted by bluealien View PostHAPPY THANKSGIVING JT'ERS..
OT
This is something my sister just sent to me and it made me giggle..
Spoiler:The Thanksgiving Parrot
John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
That's awesome. Perfect for the holiday.
Originally posted by NinaM View PostIt's basically over and done with and down the drain ..Spoiler:how everything ended in the elimination round.. turns out several of the JT voters took the stand not to vote.. and I fully understand and I'm not even gonna try and get them to vote for it.. I'm sure there will be silly attitude back after this..but maybe they should do us all a favour..if they can't stand JT winning then for the love of all mighty don't place JT in the game then.. one less problem for them.. after it all it pretty much died down in there.. seems it's fine to lose to Carson/Teyla since no where near the same amount of votes came in.. as long as it's not JT winning.. and if it had been the other way around I can't see any understanding coming our way.. after this I'm done with it..
I'll always be a JT fan no matter what.. no one can make me change or make me feel any different.. I have lots of scenes to enjoy over the seasons..and truly who knows what's in the future
Spoiler:I agree that with those kinds of games, just keep us out of it. IMO
I will always be a JT shipper too.
Originally posted by NinaM View PostSo true so true... we still have John and Teyla on screen...and as long as they are both there and there is no valid confirmation of anything else there is still that chance and I'm gonna still support them no matter what..
So by here on let's move on from it..I'm done with it now.. atleast from that kind..
No matter what..and no matter what game JT are the WINNERS for me and always will be.. to be frank I don't need a game to tell me that.. it's in my heart..and no one can take that away from me.. they can try but they will die trying..
Originally posted by Devine27 View PostHappy Turkey Day!
I hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
Devine
Originally posted by DONNA BOOTH View Posti dont Know if this has already been posted yet but ill post it anyway
Spoiler:abels: Stargate Atlantis
Episode 5.20 - Enemy at the Gate
The Atlantis team rushes to destroy an advanced wraith hive ship before it presents a threat to the Earth.
Episode 5.19 - Vegas
Detective John Sheppard attempts to solve a string of unusual murders in Las Vegas.
Source: SpoilerTV
How was everyones day otherwise?
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Hello i come baring gifts!!!
For CazzSpoiler:
RR pt?I think its a bit long
Spoiler:“If I had known that these would be the accommodations I would be receiving I would have made it a point to sleep a little longer.” John responded while rubbing his sore skin, glad they had untied his neck when they did.
With mock sincerity his captor replied, “I am deeply sorry to hear that Colonel but I am glad to inform you that at least Miss Emmagan is receiving better care.”
At hearing Teyla’s name fury invaded his body instantly, and as he peered into the man’s face he noticed the satisfaction he got from upsetting him.
“Where is she, you bastar*!” he growled while struggling against the hand restraints that held him in place.
Bringing a chair from the corner of the cell and placing it right in front of him the man sat down and calmly explained the situation to him.
“After you told Miss. Emmagan to run for the gate a couple of my men managed to catch up with her, and I must say that she is a spirited woman. She managed to knock out four of my men before they were able to restrain her. Even then it took knocking her unconscious, for her to come peacefully.”
“Yeah, well that’s my Teyla.” John stated while smirking at the man. “But enough of this crap, who are you and what do you want?”
“Straight to the point I see,” the man remarked while studying John’s face. “My name is Lygoras, and I do no want anything from you or Teyla Emmagan.”
“Well I’m sorry if I don’t believe you but normally when someone goes to these measures to capture me, I normally assume they want something.” John replied sarcastically, “But if you don’t want anything, then would please untie me, give me back my teammate and we shall get out of your hair.”
Frowning at his words Lygoras was quick to answer, “I cannot do that, Colonel, you have a debt to pay and I’m sorry to say that your life is the only payment acceptable.”
“Whoa, slow down there, I have no idea what you're talking about.” John stated in utter shock, “I had never placed a foot on this planet before today, so how the hell would I have a debt to pay.”
At his words, Lygoras demeanor changed completely, standing up from the chair, he viciously tossed it across the cell, gripped John’s shirt collar and slammed him against the wall.
“Four years ago, you awakened the Wraith! Four years ago my planet was culled! For damned years ago my wife and child where culled! You, John Sheppard, you and the Atlanteans are responsible for their death and now you must pay.”
Wincing from the pain of being crushed against the wall, John tried his best to justify himself, “I never meant to awaken them, and believe me I'm sorry for your loss buy killing me and Teyla will not bring your family back.”
“Accident or not, you must now accept your faith. Marcious bring the serum. I no longer wish to speak to this monster.”
A second individual made his way across the cell and handed Lygoras some type of syringe.
“Hold him.” He commanded to Marcious.
As the second mad roughly held him in place, John tried his best to resist but his body was just too weak.
“Do not worry Colonel, you will soon forget all about your pain, and your whole life for that matter.”
His last thought as Lygoras stuck the needle in his neck, and he drifted into a deep sleep, was, how the heck was he going to get out of this one.
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Originally posted by Snowball View PostHello i come baring gifts!!!
For CazzSpoiler:
RR pt?I think its a bit long
Spoiler:“If I had known that these would be the accommodations I would be receiving I would have made it a point to sleep a little longer.” John responded while rubbing his sore skin, glad they had untied him when they did.
With mock sincerity his captor replied, “I am deeply sorry to hear that Colonel but I glad to inform you that at least Miss Emmagan is receiving better care.”
At hearing Teyla’s name fury invaded his body instantly, and as he peered into the man’s face he noticed the satisfaction he got from upsetting him.
“Where is she, you *******!” he growled while struggling against the restraints that held him in place.
Bringing a chair from the corner of the cell and placing it right in front of him the man sat down and calmly explained the situation to him.
“After you told Miss. Emmagan to run for the gate a couple of my men managed to catch up with her, and I must say that she is a spirited woman. She managed to knock out four of my men before they were able to restrain her. Even then it took knocking her unconscious, for her to come peacefully.”
“Yeah, well that’s my Teyla.” John stated while smirking at the man. “But enough of this crap, who are you and what do you want?”
“Straight to the point I see,” the man remarked while studying John’s face. “My name is Lygoras, and I do no want anything from you or Teyla Emmagan.”
“Well I’m sorry if I don’t believe you but normally when someone goes to these measures to capture me, I normally assume they want something.” John replied sarcastically, “But if you don’t want anything, then would please untie me, give me back my teammate and we shall get out of your hair.”
Frowning at his words Lygoras was quick to answer, “I cannot do that, Colonel, you have a debt to pay and I’m sorry to say that your life is the only payment acceptable.”
“Whoa, slow down roadrunner.” John stated in utter shock, “I had never placed a foot on this planet before today, so how the hell would I have a debt to pay.”
At his words, Lygoras demeanor changed completely, standing up from the chair, he viciously tossed it across the cell, gripped John’s collar and slammed it against the wall.
“Four years ago, you awakened the Wraith! Four years ago my planet was culled! For damned years ago my wife and child where culled! You, John Sheppard, you and the Atlanteans are responsible for their death and now you must pay.”
Wincing from the pain of being crushed against the wall, John tried his best to justify himself, “I never meant to do it on purpose, and killing me will not bring you family back.”
“Accident or not, you must now accept your faith. Marcious bring the serum. I no longer wish to speak to this monster.”
A second individual made his way across the cell and handed Lygoras some type of syringe.
“Hold him.” He commanded to Marcious.
As the second mad roughly held him in place, John tried his best to resist but his body was just too weak.
“Do not worry Colonel, you will soon forget all about your pain, and your whole life for that matter.”
His last thought as Lygoras stuck the needle in his neck, and he drifted into a deep sleep, was, how the heck was he going to get out of this one.
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