Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard Appreciation/Ship/Discussion Thread

[Southern Red]

I'm a lady? Who ever said that?

Besides, I was just saying "kiss". I don't know what word you were thinking about. *whistles innocently*



I sometimes watch both Fox News and MSNBC so I can laugh at both of them.

Now there's a "lady" who's fair and balanced, but you couldn't get me to watch MSNBC if you held a gun to my head. Moving on.

Elizabeth walks in on John watching a DVD of a Fox News show.

Liz:"John, I didn't realize you were interested in politics."
John: *shrugs* I'm not really. We're so far away, by the time I figure out who to vote for the election is over.
Liz: Then why are you watching this?
John: *grins* Those Fox women are really hot.

[JT-2]

Now there's a "lady" who's fair and balanced, but you couldn't get me to watch MSNBC if you held a gun to my head. Moving on.

Elizabeth walks in on John watching a DVD of a Fox News show.

Liz:"John, I didn't realize you were interested in politics."
John: *shrugs* I'm not really. We're so far away, by the time I figure out who to vote for the election is over.
Liz: Then why are you watching this?
John: *grins* Those Fox women are really hot.

Yup, sounds like John.

[Scary Kitty]

Good morning, Sparkies! Happy Canon Monday and Happy Birthday to our gateraid! Bring on the cake!

Spoiler:

*looks around slowly* Soooo, I'm not the only one here who watches Fox News. Interesting.

Nope, you're not the only one.

Now there's a "lady" who's fair and balanced, but you couldn't get me to watch MSNBC if you held a gun to my head. Moving on.

Elizabeth walks in on John watching a DVD of a Fox News show.

Liz:"John, I didn't realize you were interested in politics."
John: *shrugs* I'm not really. We're so far away, by the time I figure out who to vote for the election is over.
Liz: Then why are you watching this?
John: *grins* Those Fox women are really hot.

*dies laughing* Yeah, that's our John, all right!

[gateraid]

*looks around slowly* Soooo, I'm not the only one here who watches Fox News. Interesting.

I don't watch it (heh, because we don't get it here). We have two have tv news networks here - One News and 3 News. They have to be fairly neutral because we're a small country and if they slagged off the politicians too much they wouldn't get many interviews

On that Dr. Who reference, as an old time viewer the ship makes me queasy. I don't like my Doctor shipped with anyone.

That was my initial reaction to it, made stronger when I found out who River was. While I wouldn't say I actively ship them, I've made piece with that side of it, mostly because I (generally) like River.

Now on to important business.


For our very own Gateraid

Thank you

I'm a lady? Who ever said that?

Besides, I was just saying "kiss". I don't know what word you were thinking about. *whistles innocently*



I sometimes watch both Fox News and MSNBC so I can laugh at both of them.

Yeah, kiss, that makes sense

Good morning, Sparkies! Happy Canon Monday and Happy Birthday to our gateraid! Bring on the cake!

Spoiler:

Thanks Nom nom nom, cake!

[ShipperWriter]

G'morning/afternoon, everybody!

So I revived the fic bunnies and did some NCIS Tiva and SG-1 Jack/Sam fic (sorry, I know they're not everybody's cuppa). Now, it's time to do my Sparky AU fic, because I had this wicked awesome dream last night where the fic bunnies finished it for me. Mwah ha ha! Yeah, right, like that'll ever happen!

... I mean the fic bunnies on a laptop, writing. Seriously, have you seen their feet?

gateraid & JT -- those screen captures are pure evil! And yep, when I looked at John's face from "The Pegasus ... Something" (crap, I forgot the name of teh episode!), it was totally WTH just happened?! Of course, first I was looking at Sam and thinking, "Wow, she looks so tired ..."

So mid-term exams are this week, which means I get to play on teh computer while they're all reviewing by themselves. Love my job!

Also, perusing through the files I haven't touched on my laptop yesterday, I found a couple old Sparky stories that I never posted. As soon as I get home, I'll edit them and put them up.

Speaking of Happy Canon Monday, quick question: I'm trying to find where it's canon that Elizabeth didn't/couldn't get the ATA gene therapy. Can anybody help me and give me the episode where they touched on that? Puhleeze?

Back later. Gotta go glare at some students.

[Falcon Horus]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GATERAID!!

Speaking of Happy Canon Monday, quick question: I'm trying to find where it's canon that Elizabeth didn't/couldn't get the ATA gene therapy. Can anybody help me and give me the episode where they touched on that? Puhleeze?

I think it's the one where Rodney tests the personal shield. It's definitely during a conversation with Zelenka. Season 1.

[JT-2]

I think it's the one where Rodney tests the personal shield. It's definitely during a conversation with Zelenka. Season 1.

I know in The Storm she tells Kolya she doesn't have the gene, but that's all I can remember right now.

Of course one of the standard elements of pregnant!Elizabeth stories is Elizabeth being surprised to be able to turn on some Ancient tech.


So, I found some old stuff on my computer. I had saved these snarky Sparky episode recaps that Eri13 did a long time ago. They're somewhere in the thread but good luck trying to find them. I hope she won't mind me reposting them. Some of the newer people will get a kick out of them. Well, they're funny for a reread also!

Spoiler:

Lifeline

[EXT: CITY IN SPACE. HALF A SHIELD. JUMPER BAY.]

Rodney: This is something that's not going to work. Invariably we're going to die.

John: What do we have to do?

Rodney: Use Elizabeth as an antenna, basically. At least it's original.

John: No, it isn't.

[INT: ELIZABETH'S INFIRMARY ROOM, SHE IS MAKING SHADOW PUPPETS WITH HER HANDS. JOHN AND COMPANY WALK IN. JOHN AND ELIZABETH STARE WITH PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.]

Teyla: Let me steal your quote from The Gift because I can't come up with good motivation on my own. At least Ronon pays attention.

*John and Elizabeth STARE at each other.*

Rodney: We're going to try to do something that's probably not going to work and we're all going to die.

Elizabeth: Got it. And you'll kill me if this goes wrong.

John: (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Elizabeth and John STARE at each other; don't even notice others have left.

Elizabeth: You will have to kill me if this goes bad.

John: (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Elizabeth: For reasons that will require an essay length explanation on symbolism, parallelism and irony, you may be required to. Just keep that in mind. And I like your woobie face.

John: *bigger woobie face* *STARE*

[EXT: JUMPER IN SPACE]

*John and Elizabeth stare in Jumper*

Rodney: We just did something that is not working and we're all going to die.
Ronon gives him an aggravated look.

[EXT: ASURAS.]

Rodney: This is not going to work, and we're all going to die. *hits button*

Elizabeth: (pretends she's seeing something new and unusual and not a complete rip-off of the Matrix). Wow. I'm like Keanu, even got the black BDUs on.

John: We're going. Tell us where.

*more staring*

Elizabeth: Ok.

*more staring*

[INT: ASURAS]

John and Ronon run where Elizabeth tells them, find a ZPM, and get back to the jumper.

*more staring*

Rodney: I've just come up with a plan that's ridiculous, crazy, will probably kill all of us and most certainly Elizabeth but we should try it anyway.

Elizabeth: I agree!

John (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Elizabeth: This isn't the Hot Zone, I definitely know what's best!

John: This is totally the Hot Zone, and no you don't, you have nanites in your brain, which is, ironically, exactly what makes this like Hot Zone!

Rodney: Then let me suggest an alternative so that you can run a much greater risk and most certainly die.

John: (LESS WOOBIE) THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

[INT: JUMPER, NOW ON TOP OF A TOWER WITH A BIG PENETRATING SHIELD]

Rodney: Okay, here's the plan that most certainly will not work, will cost us Elizabeth and will more than likely sacrifice Atlantis too. Got it?

John: Plug and Play, got it. That's cool. I've devolved enough to be able to mangle plug and play. *stares at Elizabeth* You tell us where to go.

Elizabeth: *STARES*

John: *STARES*

Rodney: Welcome to the canonization of your relationship. Congratulations. Go, so I can proclaim more doom.

Elizabeth: *STARES*

John: *STARES* *gets up* Bye.

Elizabeth: Bye.

Elizabeth and John STARE.

[INT: REPLICATOR CORE ROOM]

John: Look, the Replicator mainframe is a Simon game! That explains a lot.

Ronon: Can you just plug in that Plug & Play that's not going to work so we can forward the story.

John: It's not working!

Rodney: Of course it's not, I told you this wouldn't work and we would all die.

Elizabeth: That's my cue to be awesome. *Runs out of Jumper*

Rodney: Crap. Despite my being a super genius, every single program I've developed this go around has not worked. Go figure. And now the kill switch isn't working either.

Ronon: Go figure.

John: We'll if we're going to die might as well take out Simon. Oh, look, somehow I can access the root structure of my plug and play pad to manually IMPORT CRAZY LOOKING CODE ALL BY MYSELF.

[INT: OBEROTH'S GLOWY BLUE MIND]

Elizabeth: Hah! I am stronger, and you didn't think so! Now I get to pwn you like I so really wanted to do in Progeny but couldn't cuz I was trying to be diplomatic. Wish I could have, my hair was more awesome!

Oberoth: Use the force Luke!

[INT: RODNEY IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, JOHN IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, RONON IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, OBEROTH APPARENTLY DOES ALL THE WORK IN THE REPLICATOR CITY DESPITE THE FACT THEY'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE MENTALLY CONNECTED...]

John: You can't mind probe me! I'm a girl! *morphs*

[INT: OBEROTH'S GLOWY BLUE MIND AGAIN]

Elizabeth: HA HA! FOOLED YOU!

Oberoth: I'm a robot, and yet I can still get pissed.

[INT: JOHN AND RONON RUNNING THROUGH THE REPLICATOR CITY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO STUMBLE ON THE HALLWAY WHERE ELIZABETH FOUND OBEROTH]

John: ELIZABETH! *STARE*

Elizabeth: I can't look at you right now, my hand's in Oberoth's head. Run away, so you can get the better of Rodney and his pessimism. GO!

John: ELIZABETH!

Elizabeth: In the ultimate symbolic move of irony and parallelism, as taken in comparison to episodes Hot Zone, Siege II, Common Ground and others too small to name, I, Elizabeth Weir, the civilian head of Atlantis, in a move that will require lengthy English-major style analysis, will now ORDER YOU, John Sheppard, to leave me behind.

John: And in the ultimate showing of ironic twist and in complete paradox to what I normally do, for reasons that will require a lengthy, English-major type explanation, I John Sheppard, erstwhile military man who owes you no military allegiance, will OBEY.

*FINAL STARE*

Elizabeth: My life's about to suck.

[INT: JUMPER]

Rodney: I told you this plan wouldn't work and we'd all die!

*Somehow the plan works*

[EXT: SPACE]

Rodney: Big frakkin ship!

*big frakkin ship gets hit by another big frakkin' ship in a moment that confuses the hell out of everyone*

Sam: HI!

Rodney: Of course! I know why I was inept in this episode! Sam's here! I must either look stupid, arrogant or licentious in comparison.

[INT: ATLANTIS]

Rodney: This plan is not going to work and we're all going to die!

John: Then let's at least have some fun with the city. *goes to chair room and lands the city with surprisingly little splash.*

Bill Lee: 9.5!

[INT: WEIR'S OLD OFFICE THAT IS ALREADY BETTER DECORATED.]

Teyla: I am sad, I will miss her. Though I have a feeling this scene may only have been inserted so that I had more to do this episode.

Ronon: Par for the course.

[EXT: THE SPARKY BALCONY]

Sam: I can be nice, and yet I still go straight for the heart. Because I like your woobie face.

John: Well here it is again, thanks for bringing it up. Guess I should say something about getting Elizabeth back. So, I'll say it. I'll get her back.

Sam: You say that if it makes you feel better. But don't get too cheerful, I like the Woob and so does everyone else.

John: *woobie*

[END]

[Scary Kitty]

I know in The Storm she tells Kolya she doesn't have the gene, but that's all I can remember right now.

Bingo! From GW's transcript for The Storm:

ATLANTIS. ELIZABETH'S OFFICE. Kolya is sitting behind the desk looking at information padds. Sora escorts Elizabeth in.

WEIR: Thank you for seeing me. This city was designed to be inhabited by the Ancients and their direct descendants and although, yes, while there is limited functionality for those who do not possess the Ancient gene, it is only those who have it who can revive the city to its true potential.

KOLYA: And you have this gene?

WEIR: No, but many of my team do. The Wraith are slowly waking. Soon this entire galaxy will be embroiled in a war the likes of which our generations have never seen.

So yeah, Elizabeth doesn't have the gene. As I recall, it's never been said whether or not she ever tried the gene therapy.

Of course one of the standard elements of pregnant!Elizabeth stories is Elizabeth being surprised to be able to turn on some Ancient tech.

Always amusing.

So, I found some old stuff on my computer. I had saved these snarky Sparky episode recaps that Eri13 did a long time ago. They're somewhere in the thread but good luck trying to find them. I hope she won't mind me reposting them. Some of the newer people will get a kick out of them. Well, they're funny for a reread also!

Spoiler:

Lifeline

[EXT: CITY IN SPACE. HALF A SHIELD. JUMPER BAY.]

Rodney: This is something that's not going to work. Invariably we're going to die.

John: What do we have to do?

Rodney: Use Elizabeth as an antenna, basically. At least it's original.

John: No, it isn't.

[INT: ELIZABETH'S INFIRMARY ROOM, SHE IS MAKING SHADOW PUPPETS WITH HER HANDS. JOHN AND COMPANY WALK IN. JOHN AND ELIZABETH STARE WITH PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.]

Teyla: Let me steal your quote from The Gift because I can't come up with good motivation on my own. At least Ronon pays attention.

*John and Elizabeth STARE at each other.*

Rodney: We're going to try to do something that's probably not going to work and we're all going to die.

Elizabeth: Got it. And you'll kill me if this goes wrong.

John: (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Elizabeth and John STARE at each other; don't even notice others have left.

Elizabeth: You will have to kill me if this goes bad.

John: (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Elizabeth: For reasons that will require an essay length explanation on symbolism, parallelism and irony, you may be required to. Just keep that in mind. And I like your woobie face.

John: *bigger woobie face* *STARE*

[EXT: JUMPER IN SPACE]

*John and Elizabeth stare in Jumper*

Rodney: We just did something that is not working and we're all going to die.
Ronon gives him an aggravated look.

[EXT: ASURAS.]

Rodney: This is not going to work, and we're all going to die. *hits button*

Elizabeth: (pretends she's seeing something new and unusual and not a complete rip-off of the Matrix). Wow. I'm like Keanu, even got the black BDUs on.

John: We're going. Tell us where.

*more staring*

Elizabeth: Ok.

*more staring*

[INT: ASURAS]

John and Ronon run where Elizabeth tells them, find a ZPM, and get back to the jumper.

*more staring*

Rodney: I've just come up with a plan that's ridiculous, crazy, will probably kill all of us and most certainly Elizabeth but we should try it anyway.

Elizabeth: I agree!

John (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Elizabeth: This isn't the Hot Zone, I definitely know what's best!

John: This is totally the Hot Zone, and no you don't, you have nanites in your brain, which is, ironically, exactly what makes this like Hot Zone!

Rodney: Then let me suggest an alternative so that you can run a much greater risk and most certainly die.

John: (LESS WOOBIE) THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

[INT: JUMPER, NOW ON TOP OF A TOWER WITH A BIG PENETRATING SHIELD]

Rodney: Okay, here's the plan that most certainly will not work, will cost us Elizabeth and will more than likely sacrifice Atlantis too. Got it?

John: Plug and Play, got it. That's cool. I've devolved enough to be able to mangle plug and play. *stares at Elizabeth* You tell us where to go.

Elizabeth: *STARES*

John: *STARES*

Rodney: Welcome to the canonization of your relationship. Congratulations. Go, so I can proclaim more doom.

Elizabeth: *STARES*

John: *STARES* *gets up* Bye.

Elizabeth: Bye.

Elizabeth and John STARE.

[INT: REPLICATOR CORE ROOM]

John: Look, the Replicator mainframe is a Simon game! That explains a lot.

Ronon: Can you just plug in that Plug & Play that's not going to work so we can forward the story.

John: It's not working!

Rodney: Of course it's not, I told you this wouldn't work and we would all die.

Elizabeth: That's my cue to be awesome. *Runs out of Jumper*

Rodney: Crap. Despite my being a super genius, every single program I've developed this go around has not worked. Go figure. And now the kill switch isn't working either.

Ronon: Go figure.

John: We'll if we're going to die might as well take out Simon. Oh, look, somehow I can access the root structure of my plug and play pad to manually IMPORT CRAZY LOOKING CODE ALL BY MYSELF.

[INT: OBEROTH'S GLOWY BLUE MIND]

Elizabeth: Hah! I am stronger, and you didn't think so! Now I get to pwn you like I so really wanted to do in Progeny but couldn't cuz I was trying to be diplomatic. Wish I could have, my hair was more awesome!

Oberoth: Use the force Luke!

[INT: RODNEY IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, JOHN IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, RONON IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, OBEROTH APPARENTLY DOES ALL THE WORK IN THE REPLICATOR CITY DESPITE THE FACT THEY'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE MENTALLY CONNECTED...]

John: You can't mind probe me! I'm a girl! *morphs*

[INT: OBEROTH'S GLOWY BLUE MIND AGAIN]

Elizabeth: HA HA! FOOLED YOU!

Oberoth: I'm a robot, and yet I can still get pissed.

[INT: JOHN AND RONON RUNNING THROUGH THE REPLICATOR CITY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO STUMBLE ON THE HALLWAY WHERE ELIZABETH FOUND OBEROTH]

John: ELIZABETH! *STARE*

Elizabeth: I can't look at you right now, my hand's in Oberoth's head. Run away, so you can get the better of Rodney and his pessimism. GO!

John: ELIZABETH!

Elizabeth: In the ultimate symbolic move of irony and parallelism, as taken in comparison to episodes Hot Zone, Siege II, Common Ground and others too small to name, I, Elizabeth Weir, the civilian head of Atlantis, in a move that will require lengthy English-major style analysis, will now ORDER YOU, John Sheppard, to leave me behind.

John: And in the ultimate showing of ironic twist and in complete paradox to what I normally do, for reasons that will require a lengthy, English-major type explanation, I John Sheppard, erstwhile military man who owes you no military allegiance, will OBEY.

*FINAL STARE*

Elizabeth: My life's about to suck.

[INT: JUMPER]

Rodney: I told you this plan wouldn't work and we'd all die!

*Somehow the plan works*

[EXT: SPACE]

Rodney: Big frakkin ship!

*big frakkin ship gets hit by another big frakkin' ship in a moment that confuses the hell out of everyone*

Sam: HI!

Rodney: Of course! I know why I was inept in this episode! Sam's here! I must either look stupid, arrogant or licentious in comparison.

[INT: ATLANTIS]

Rodney: This plan is not going to work and we're all going to die!

John: Then let's at least have some fun with the city. *goes to chair room and lands the city with surprisingly little splash.*

Bill Lee: 9.5!

[INT: WEIR'S OLD OFFICE THAT IS ALREADY BETTER DECORATED.]

Teyla: I am sad, I will miss her. Though I have a feeling this scene may only have been inserted so that I had more to do this episode.

Ronon: Par for the course.

[EXT: THE SPARKY BALCONY]

Sam: I can be nice, and yet I still go straight for the heart. Because I like your woobie face.

John: Well here it is again, thanks for bringing it up. Guess I should say something about getting Elizabeth back. So, I'll say it. I'll get her back.

Sam: You say that if it makes you feel better. But don't get too cheerful, I like the Woob and so does everyone else.

John: *woobie*

[END]

LMAO! By all means, keep reposting those recaps! I'll never say no to a good laugh!

[ShipperWriter]

I know in The Storm she tells Kolya she doesn't have the gene, but that's all I can remember right now.

Of course one of the standard elements of pregnant!Elizabeth stories is Elizabeth being surprised to be able to turn on some Ancient tech.

*nods* True. I like the points in those stories when she walks by an abandoned lab or something and the doors magically open, or she can fly a Puddle Jumper. I can just see the thought bubble rising from her slim belly. "That was me. She doesn't know yet."

So, I found some old stuff on my computer. I had saved these snarky Sparky episode recaps that Eri13 did a long time ago. They're somewhere in the thread but good luck trying to find them. I hope she won't mind me reposting them. Some of the newer people will get a kick out of them. Well, they're funny for a reread also!

Spoiler:

Lifeline

[EXT: CITY IN SPACE. HALF A SHIELD. JUMPER BAY.]

Rodney: This is something that's not going to work. Invariably we're going to die.

John: What do we have to do?

Rodney: Use Elizabeth as an antenna, basically. At least it's original.

John: No, it isn't.

[INT: ELIZABETH'S INFIRMARY ROOM, SHE IS MAKING SHADOW PUPPETS WITH HER HANDS. JOHN AND COMPANY WALK IN. JOHN AND ELIZABETH STARE WITH PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.]

Teyla: Let me steal your quote from The Gift because I can't come up with good motivation on my own. At least Ronon pays attention.

*John and Elizabeth STARE at each other.*

Rodney: We're going to try to do something that's probably not going to work and we're all going to die.

Elizabeth: Got it. And you'll kill me if this goes wrong.

John: (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Elizabeth and John STARE at each other; don't even notice others have left.

Elizabeth: You will have to kill me if this goes bad.

John: (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

Elizabeth: For reasons that will require an essay length explanation on symbolism, parallelism and irony, you may be required to. Just keep that in mind. And I like your woobie face.

John: *bigger woobie face* *STARE*

[EXT: JUMPER IN SPACE]

*John and Elizabeth stare in Jumper*

Rodney: We just did something that is not working and we're all going to die.
Ronon gives him an aggravated look.

[EXT: ASURAS.]

Rodney: This is not going to work, and we're all going to die. *hits button*

Elizabeth: (pretends she's seeing something new and unusual and not a complete rip-off of the Matrix). Wow. I'm like Keanu, even got the black BDUs on.

John: We're going. Tell us where.

*more staring*

Elizabeth: Ok.

*more staring*

[INT: ASURAS]

John and Ronon run where Elizabeth tells them, find a ZPM, and get back to the jumper.

*more staring*

Rodney: I've just come up with a plan that's ridiculous, crazy, will probably kill all of us and most certainly Elizabeth but we should try it anyway.

Elizabeth: I agree!

John (WOOBIE FACE): THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Elizabeth: This isn't the Hot Zone, I definitely know what's best!

John: This is totally the Hot Zone, and no you don't, you have nanites in your brain, which is, ironically, exactly what makes this like Hot Zone!

Rodney: Then let me suggest an alternative so that you can run a much greater risk and most certainly die.

John: (LESS WOOBIE) THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

[INT: JUMPER, NOW ON TOP OF A TOWER WITH A BIG PENETRATING SHIELD]

Rodney: Okay, here's the plan that most certainly will not work, will cost us Elizabeth and will more than likely sacrifice Atlantis too. Got it?

John: Plug and Play, got it. That's cool. I've devolved enough to be able to mangle plug and play. *stares at Elizabeth* You tell us where to go.

Elizabeth: *STARES*

John: *STARES*

Rodney: Welcome to the canonization of your relationship. Congratulations. Go, so I can proclaim more doom.

Elizabeth: *STARES*

John: *STARES* *gets up* Bye.

Elizabeth: Bye.

Elizabeth and John STARE.

[INT: REPLICATOR CORE ROOM]

John: Look, the Replicator mainframe is a Simon game! That explains a lot.

Ronon: Can you just plug in that Plug & Play that's not going to work so we can forward the story.

John: It's not working!

Rodney: Of course it's not, I told you this wouldn't work and we would all die.

Elizabeth: That's my cue to be awesome. *Runs out of Jumper*

Rodney: Crap. Despite my being a super genius, every single program I've developed this go around has not worked. Go figure. And now the kill switch isn't working either.

Ronon: Go figure.

John: We'll if we're going to die might as well take out Simon. Oh, look, somehow I can access the root structure of my plug and play pad to manually IMPORT CRAZY LOOKING CODE ALL BY MYSELF.

[INT: OBEROTH'S GLOWY BLUE MIND]

Elizabeth: Hah! I am stronger, and you didn't think so! Now I get to pwn you like I so really wanted to do in Progeny but couldn't cuz I was trying to be diplomatic. Wish I could have, my hair was more awesome!

Oberoth: Use the force Luke!

[INT: RODNEY IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, JOHN IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, RONON IS TAKEN HOSTAGE, OBEROTH APPARENTLY DOES ALL THE WORK IN THE REPLICATOR CITY DESPITE THE FACT THEY'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE MENTALLY CONNECTED...]

John: You can't mind probe me! I'm a girl! *morphs*

[INT: OBEROTH'S GLOWY BLUE MIND AGAIN]

Elizabeth: HA HA! FOOLED YOU!

Oberoth: I'm a robot, and yet I can still get pissed.

[INT: JOHN AND RONON RUNNING THROUGH THE REPLICATOR CITY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO STUMBLE ON THE HALLWAY WHERE ELIZABETH FOUND OBEROTH]

John: ELIZABETH! *STARE*

Elizabeth: I can't look at you right now, my hand's in Oberoth's head. Run away, so you can get the better of Rodney and his pessimism. GO!

John: ELIZABETH!

Elizabeth: In the ultimate symbolic move of irony and parallelism, as taken in comparison to episodes Hot Zone, Siege II, Common Ground and others too small to name, I, Elizabeth Weir, the civilian head of Atlantis, in a move that will require lengthy English-major style analysis, will now ORDER YOU, John Sheppard, to leave me behind.

John: And in the ultimate showing of ironic twist and in complete paradox to what I normally do, for reasons that will require a lengthy, English-major type explanation, I John Sheppard, erstwhile military man who owes you no military allegiance, will OBEY.

*FINAL STARE*

Elizabeth: My life's about to suck.

[INT: JUMPER]

Rodney: I told you this plan wouldn't work and we'd all die!

*Somehow the plan works*

[EXT: SPACE]

Rodney: Big frakkin ship!

*big frakkin ship gets hit by another big frakkin' ship in a moment that confuses the hell out of everyone*

Sam: HI!

Rodney: Of course! I know why I was inept in this episode! Sam's here! I must either look stupid, arrogant or licentious in comparison.

[INT: ATLANTIS]

Rodney: This plan is not going to work and we're all going to die!

John: Then let's at least have some fun with the city. *goes to chair room and lands the city with surprisingly little splash.*

Bill Lee: 9.5!

[INT: WEIR'S OLD OFFICE THAT IS ALREADY BETTER DECORATED.]

Teyla: I am sad, I will miss her. Though I have a feeling this scene may only have been inserted so that I had more to do this episode.

Ronon: Par for the course.

[EXT: THE SPARKY BALCONY]

Sam: I can be nice, and yet I still go straight for the heart. Because I like your woobie face.

John: Well here it is again, thanks for bringing it up. Guess I should say something about getting Elizabeth back. So, I'll say it. I'll get her back.

Sam: You say that if it makes you feel better. But don't get too cheerful, I like the Woob and so does everyone else.

John: *woobie*

[END]

Mwahahahaha!!! Oh, that was just what I needed to relax me after work today.

Bingo! From GW's transcript for The Storm:

So yeah, Elizabeth doesn't have the gene. As I recall, it's never been said whether or not she ever tried the gene therapy.

*nods* Good to know, thanks!

Hey, anybody notice we only have 5 more posts til we hit 114,000 posts???

[gateraid]

G'morning/afternoon, everybody!

So I revived the fic bunnies and did some NCIS Tiva and SG-1 Jack/Sam fic (sorry, I know they're not everybody's cuppa). Now, it's time to do my Sparky AU fic, because I had this wicked awesome dream last night where the fic bunnies finished it for me. Mwah ha ha! Yeah, right, like that'll ever happen!

... I mean the fic bunnies on a laptop, writing. Seriously, have you seen their feet?

gateraid & JT -- those screen captures are pure evil! And yep, when I looked at John's face from "The Pegasus ... Something" (crap, I forgot the name of teh episode!), it was totally WTH just happened?! Of course, first I was looking at Sam and thinking, "Wow, she looks so tired ..."

Lol. I imagine AT would've been fairly tired, what with Amanda Jnr (I don't know what its name is) and filming and what not. I'm guessing by that point they must've been trying to get stuff sorted out for Sanctuary as well (prep, not filming).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GATERAID!!

Thank you

I think it's the one where Rodney tests the personal shield. It's definitely during a conversation with Zelenka. Season 1.

I had a squizz through the transcript for that ep (Hide & Seek) and there was no mention of it, other than Rodney saying she was jealous because she didn't have a personal shield. If it's a convo with Zelenka, it must be from 38 Minutes or later, because that's his debut ep (and Kavanaugh's too)

I know in The Storm she tells Kolya she doesn't have the gene, but that's all I can remember right now.

Of course one of the standard elements of pregnant!Elizabeth stories is Elizabeth being surprised to be able to turn on some Ancient tech.

But she was already able to do that, else she wouldn't have become pregnant

So, I found some old stuff on my computer. I had saved these snarky Sparky episode recaps that Eri13 did a long time ago. They're somewhere in the thread but good luck trying to find them. I hope she won't mind me reposting them. Some of the newer people will get a kick out of them. Well, they're funny for a reread also!

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And some the oldies who missed out on the later eps. How did you manage to find them before me?

[ShipperWriter]

Also, this is a small Stargate related side note:

On tomorrow night's episode of "NCIS", Louis Ferriera (Col. Everett Scott, SGU) and Michael Beach (Col. Abe Ellis, SGA) guest star as partnered detectives.

And Jaleel White is also guest starring. URKEL!!!

Back on topic: Sparky rules.

[JT-2]

*nods* True. I like the points in those stories when she walks by an abandoned lab or something and the doors magically open, or she can fly a Puddle Jumper. I can just see the thought bubble rising from her slim belly. "That was me. She doesn't know yet."

Yup, it's always a fun moment!!

Hey, anybody notice we only have 5 more posts til we hit 114,000 posts???

I hadn't noticed. Awesome!!

But she was already able to do that, else she wouldn't have become pregnant

Oh man, I definitely needed that laugh just now. Thank you!! You're a good birthday boy.

And some the oldies who missed out on the later eps. How did you manage to find them before me?

It was from a long time ago before I was posting. I save weird things. *shrugs*

[ShipperWriter]

Lol. I imagine AT would've been fairly tired, what with Amanda Jnr (I don't know what its name is) and filming and what not. I'm guessing by that point they must've been trying to get stuff sorted out for Sanctuary as well (prep, not filming).

Her daughter's name is Olivia, and yeah, between having a daughter while being a high-risk pregnancy due to age and previous attempts and working on Sanctuary, yep, AT deserves to be tired. However, Sam can blame her exhaustion on a certain grey haired general. *smirk*

But she was already able to do that, else she wouldn't have become pregnant

Whoo hoo, way to go, Elizabeth! It's sad, I had to re-read that before I figured out what you meant.

EDIT: Next poster gets the 114,000th post award!!!

[JT-2]

I want the award!



ETA - I won the award! hampster-dance.gifcheerleader.gifKISSxSparky.gifsparkyflowercoupleli4.gifsparky_ruffle3.gif

[Falcon Horus]

MWOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! - That would be me... and my angels:

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Nevermind...

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