Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard Appreciation/Ship/Discussion Thread

[Scary Kitty]

Good morning, Sparkies! Happy Screw the Angst Wednesday!

*waves flag for SGARising*

*cannot think how to do a woo-hoo sound effect via text*

Well, you could always write a really big WHOO HOO!

It's a game of sorts. Only the last one is Sparky, I'm afraid. The muse seems to be on holiday.

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Inspired by my own computer problems of late:

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Proof that Bill Gates is an Ancient

Dr W: What is the meaning of this?

Helia: Hang on, the screen is frozen.

Sheppard: Try Ctrl+Alt+Del

Helia: I did. All I get is the "system is not responding" message

Rodney: You should've used a Mac. Once you've had Mac, you never go back

*snerks*

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We're not flying high enough
We don't have enough power
Turn off the shield
Huh. That's a really good idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Not so smart now, are you?

Erm, Lizzeh? What about you standing in front of the damn window? Pot, kettle.

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The MALP isn't responding, I don't know why. We'll have to send another one
Hang on, I have a better idea
taps headset
Dr Keller, report to Stargate Operations
John & Rodney stare at Elizabeth
What? Those MALPs are REALLY expensive

Oh, that's just cold!

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Oberoth: I get it, okay. You and Sheppard are together. I'll give you the ZPM - heck, I'll give you three - if you stop with the "top twenty places we had sex" montage that you're playing in my head right now

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That's brilliant!

You need to get on over to Disney World and take Joe a beer. He tweeted his disgust that the Magic Kingdom is dry. LOL But I think they're leaving later today.

Love the fic idea. The Marines would all root for Navy so it could turn out like the betting pool in Midway. And having to explain it all to Elizabeth would make it very Sparky.

That scene was epic comedy. Having Elizabeth in the thick of something like that would be hilarious! :d

I feel the same! *kicks college and stupid lazy muse and other distractions, including Isn't Supposed to Be - you know, that time travel fic that I started a looong time ago and probably haven't updated since... March? And I'm only on the second chapter! Arrghh!

*tempts muse with carrot cake*

[gateraid]

You need to get on over to Disney World and take Joe a beer. He tweeted his disgust that the Magic Kingdom is dry. LOL But I think they're leaving later today.

Love the fic idea. The Marines would all root for Navy so it could turn out like the betting pool in Midway. And having to explain it all to Elizabeth would make it very Sparky.



My son's GF is from WV and attended WVU so I have to stop with the jokes. Maybe I'll switch to Maryland. They have the same rep and tend to burn couches in the street and throw stuff at the cops when they win/lose. LOL Oddly, the Virginia schools are relatively calm.

The students do that here too, down at Otago Uni. I thought it was just a kiwi thing. I have a couch that I wasnt to throw out, I really want to put it out on the street and burn it.

Love that first one. I heart my MAC.

I wasn't sure if it was funny. Computer/internet jokes aren't really my domain. *sigh* I promise I won't do that again

Good morning, Sparkies! Happy Screw the Angst Wednesday!



Well, you could always write a really big WHOO HOO!



*snerks*



Erm, Lizzeh? What about you standing in front of the damn window? Pot, kettle.

Rodney should've just turned the shield on when he was supposed to Then Atlantis & Lizzie wouldn't have had any damage

Oh, that's just cold!

Not really, that's why Kavanaugh left

[Scary Kitty]

Rodney should've just turned the shield on when he was supposed to Then Atlantis & Lizzie wouldn't have had any damage

Or Ronon could've just pulled her away from the window...

Not really, that's why Kavanaugh left

LOL!

[ShipperWriter]

Heh!

Mmmm... margaritas...

Owwwie! *sends icepack for head*

Thanks, even the fic bunnies got me one ...

Considering his hair already defies gravity, I'm guessing probably not much. I remember seeing a couple of candid pics of JoeF on a beach... his hair was wet, and it was sticking out like he stuck his finger in a light socket.

Okay. YOU CAN'T POST STUFF LIKE THAT WITHOUT PROOF! LOL (get the hint?)

Buy Elizabeth an engagement ring?

Ooh. You're good. *makes a note to add to fic*

SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Aw, loving the fluff! Torren seems to be learning all the right things from his Unka John, eh? And that last little bit, with Carson and Jen getting that little candid pic... awwwwwwww!!!!! So, so cute!

Thanks ever so much!

It's a game of sorts. Only the last one is Sparky, I'm afraid. The muse seems to be on holiday.

Spoiler:

Inspired by my own computer problems of late:

Spoiler:

Proof that Bill Gates is an Ancient

Dr W: What is the meaning of this?

Helia: Hang on, the screen is frozen.

Sheppard: Try Ctrl+Alt+Del

Helia: I did. All I get is the "system is not responding" message

Rodney: You should've used a Mac. Once you've had Mac, you never go back

Spoiler:

We're not flying high enough
We don't have enough power
Turn off the shield
Huh. That's a really good idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Not so smart now, are you?

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The MALP isn't responding, I don't know why. We'll have to send another one
Hang on, I have a better idea
taps headset
Dr Keller, report to Stargate Operations
John & Rodney stare at Elizabeth
What? Those MALPs are REALLY expensive

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Oberoth: I get it, okay. You and Sheppard are together. I'll give you the ZPM - heck, I'll give you three - if you stop with the "top twenty places we had sex" montage that you're playing in my head right now

1) Macs rule, Vista drools. Thank God I have Windows 7! Would still prefer a Mac ...
2) *smacks Rodney*
3) Ouch, that's gotta hurt ...
4) ROFL HYSTERICALLY!!!

You need to get on over to Disney World and take Joe a beer. He tweeted his disgust that the Magic Kingdom is dry. LOL But I think they're leaving later today.

I wish I had. Work was horrible today. And unfortunately, I have one of those jobs/bosses that hate it when you call out. Basically, their take is "you should only be calling out if you're flatlining" or something like that ... Darnit!

Love the fic idea. The Marines would all root for Navy so it could turn out like the betting pool in Midway. And having to explain it all to Elizabeth would make it very Sparky.

*makes note to rewatch "Midway" and study up on football*

I wasn't sure if it was funny. Computer/internet jokes aren't really my domain. *sigh* I promise I won't do that again

Rodney should've just turned the shield on when he was supposed to Then Atlantis & Lizzie wouldn't have had any damage

Not really, that's why Kavanaugh left

Nah, it was great!

Yep. *smacks Rodney again*

Is that because Kavanaugh was next, or because John and Elizabeth told him he was next cause he found them in a closet???

Back to RL for a lil bit ...

[Scary Kitty]

Okay. YOU CAN'T POST STUFF LIKE THAT WITHOUT PROOF! LOL (get the hint?)

Check your PMs.

Ooh. You're good. *makes a note to add to fic*

*bows*

Is that because Kavanaugh was next, or because John and Elizabeth told him he was next cause he found them in a closet???

*snickers*

[gateraid]

1) Macs rule, Vista drools. Thank God I have Windows 7! Would still prefer a Mac ...

So do I, although I had to get a new hard drive the other day due to a fatal error

2) *smacks Rodney*

He got distracted by the flying city. If only he'd raised the shield two seconds earlier. Ah, scripts, who needs them

3) Ouch, that's gotta hurt ...

Teflon Keller can survive anything

I wish I had. Work was horrible today. And unfortunately, I have one of those jobs/bosses that hate it when you call out. Basically, their take is "you should only be calling out if you're flatlining" or something like that ... Darnit!

Seems to be going around. Not for me though, luckily Hopefully tomorrow is better for you

Is that because Kavanaugh was next, or because John and Elizabeth told him he was next cause he found them in a closet???

He was next. Mobile All-Terrain Landing Party becomes KALP - Kavanaugh All-Terrain Landing Party. And then Keller All-Terrain Landing Party, because it starts with the same letter. Not for any other reason

Or Ronon could've just pulled her away from the window...

Yes, he could've. He'd have been the Hewo. I gather Torri would've enjoyed being thrown to the floor/shielded/smothered by Jason

[ShipperWriter]

Check your PMs.

Thanks!

*bows*

Enabler.

*snickers*

Hey, Sparky takes their privacy very seriously. And as gateraid so wonderfully puts it, he becomes KALP ... ROFL!!!

So do I, although I had to get a new hard drive the other day due to a fatal error

Sorry!!!

He got distracted by the flying city. If only he'd raised the shield two seconds earlier. Ah, scripts, who needs them

Obviously, Meredith Rodney McKay doesn't.

Teflon Keller can survive anything

As long as she doesn't go above 500 degrees ... LOL

Seems to be going around. Not for me though, luckily Hopefully tomorrow is better for you

Eeh, I hope so. But the chances are dim. JoeF just left my state and RL sucks. Oh well. This is why I write fics.

He was next. Mobile All-Terrain Landing Party becomes KALP - Kavanaugh All-Terrain Landing Party. And then Keller All-Terrain Landing Party, because it starts with the same letter. Not for any other reason

Suuuuure ...

Yes, he could've. He'd have been the Hewo. I gather Torri would've enjoyed being thrown to the floor/shielded/smothered by Jason

If it would've given me more hot Sparky screen time with JoeF ... heck yes! I would've thrown Torri under Jason myself!

[Scary Kitty]

So do I, although I had to get a new hard drive the other day due to a fatal error

Eeek!

He got distracted by the flying city. If only he'd raised the shield two seconds earlier. Ah, scripts, who needs them

Or bad writers...

Teflon Keller can survive anything

Ow...

He was next. Mobile All-Terrain Landing Party becomes KALP - Kavanaugh All-Terrain Landing Party. And then Keller All-Terrain Landing Party, because it starts with the same letter. Not for any other reason

Kavanaugh = Kannon Fodder.

Yes, he could've. He'd have been the Hewo. I gather Torri would've enjoyed being thrown to the floor/shielded/smothered by Jason

LOL!

Thanks!


Enabler.

*bows*

Eeh, I hope so. But the chances are dim. JoeF just left my state and RL sucks. Oh well. This is why I write fics.

It's why we all write fics.

If it would've given me more hot Sparky screen time with JoeF ... heck yes! I would've thrown Torri under Jason myself!

Heresy!

[mandogater]

My son's GF is from WV and attended WVU so I have to stop with the jokes. Maybe I'll switch to Maryland. They have the same rep and tend to burn couches in the street and throw stuff at the cops when they win/lose. LOL Oddly, the Virginia schools are relatively calm.

Maryland still has a football team? I can't remember the last time they beat anybody good. Doesn't their hopes team have a knack for ACC tournament upsets, though?

[gateraid]

Thanks!



Enabler.



Hey, Sparky takes their privacy very seriously. And as gateraid so wonderfully puts it, he becomes KALP ... ROFL!!!

It explains where he went for a couple of seasons - they accidentally sent him to a planet without a DHD!

Sorry!!!

It wasn't too bad. 75% of my stuff was backed up. I still haven't transferred it onto my new hard drive yet *procrastinates*

As long as she doesn't go above 500 degrees ... LOL

As my s9 dvd box set proved, Stargate characters are not impervious to fire. Daniel Jackson's face even distorted into this "please don't burn me" expression, before turning to ash. If s9 hadn't been such a bitter disappointment, it'd still be in my collection.

Eeh, I hope so. But the chances are dim. JoeF just left my state and RL sucks. Oh well. This is why I write fics.

You can still look forward to meeting him though

Suuuuure ...

*looks innocent, whistles*

If it would've given me more hot Sparky screen time with JoeF ... heck yes! I would've thrown Torri under Jason myself!

That just sounds so wrong!!!

Eeek!



Or bad writers...

To be fair, they've all been distracted by them at times. Some repeatedly

Kavanaugh = Kannon Fodder.

I disliked the character, but he was the only one (or at least the only 'good guy') that brought any tension into the mix. He was almost the Gaius Baltar of SGA. But without the invisible sex buddy

Heresy!

If it meant a s4/5/6 with TorriWeir, I'd be all for it Or....the two KALPs, the LALP (Lee) & the WALP (Walter) could all be looking out the window instead of Weir. Dreams are free

[Scary Kitty]

It explains where he went for a couple of seasons - they accidentally sent him to a planet without a DHD!

I guess Elizabeth finally made good on that threat from Thirty Eight Minutes. Heheheh...

As my s9 dvd box set proved, Stargate characters are not impervious to fire. Daniel Jackson's face even distorted into this "please don't burn me" expression, before turning to ash. If s9 hadn't been such a bitter disappointment, it'd still be in my collection.

Hmm... I guess that one's a candidate for the "weenie roast" fodder award.

That just sounds so wrong!!!

Yup!

To be fair, they've all been distracted by them at times. Some repeatedly

*snorts*

I disliked the character, but he was the only one (or at least the only 'good guy') that brought any tension into the mix. He was almost the Gaius Baltar of SGA. But without the invisible sex buddy

See, now if they had kept Atlantis out of contact with Earth for a couple more years and played up Kav's annoying and potentially dangerous jackass tendencies, that could've been interesting...

If it meant a s4/5/6 with TorriWeir, I'd be all for it Or....the two KALPs, the LALP (Lee) & the WALP (Walter) could all be looking out the window instead of Weir. Dreams are free

I'll take Atlantis Rising. Keller the way she should've been in the first place, less interference with Earth, and no Kavanaugh.

[gateraid]

I guess Elizabeth finally made good on that threat from Thirty Eight Minutes. Heheheh...

Or she really did hit him in Critical Mass, and he cried and ran away

Hmm... I guess that one's a candidate for the "weenie roast" fodder award.

That also sounds wrong, because I don't know what that means. Other than the other meaning

See, now if they had kept Atlantis out of contact with Earth for a couple more years and played up Kav's annoying and potentially dangerous jackass tendencies, that could've been interesting...

If only

I'll take Atlantis Rising. Keller the way she should've been in the first place, less interference with Earth, and no Kavanaugh.

Sounds good to me. No pressure though. No, really, no pressure

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After a patchy start, Rave!Atlantis finally takes off

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Todd: The last time I was held prisoner by humans, I got to put my hand on the other prisoner's chest

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Weir: Colonel Ellis, you've made excellent time on your maiden voyage

Ellis: Thank you. We're beaming down now

Weir: Wait!! Rodney hit the end of the walkway with the jumper yesterday, there's a section missing!

Sheppard: Ohhhhh, that's unfortunate

The Apollo is forced to return to Earth, minus its senior officers. Upon its return, the PWARW are complete and the replicators are dealt to once and for all

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I was at a loose end. What are you up to?
I was just reading this. We could read together if you'd like.
War & Peace? I've actually read it, sorry

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Pity. I guess we'll just have to **** then

[Scary Kitty]

Or she really did hit him in Critical Mass, and he cried and ran away

Yeah, that sounds like Kav, all right.

That also sounds wrong, because I don't know what that means. Other than the other meaning

Roasting weenies (aka hot dogs) over an open fire. See here.

If only

Well, there's always fanfic.

Sounds good to me. No pressure though. No, really, no pressure

We're working on it!

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After a patchy start, Rave!Atlantis finally takes off

I hate that stupid rave crap.

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Todd: The last time I was held prisoner by humans, I got to put my hand on the other prisoner's chest

I don't even want to go there...

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Weir: Colonel Ellis, you've made excellent time on your maiden voyage

Ellis: Thank you. We're beaming down now

Weir: Wait!! Rodney hit the end of the walkway with the jumper yesterday, there's a section missing!

Sheppard: Ohhhhh, that's unfortunate

The Apollo is forced to return to Earth, minus its senior officers. Upon its return, the PWARW are complete and the replicators are dealt to once and for all

BWAHAHAHAH!!!! A fitting end for that punk Ellis.

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I was at a loose end. What are you up to?
I was just reading this. We could read together if you'd like.
War & Peace? I've actually read it, sorry

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Pity. I guess we'll just have to **** then

In. The. Gutter!

[Scary Kitty]

*yawns* I really should head off to bed... so pleasant Sparky dreams, everyone!

[gateraid]

Roasting weenies (aka hot dogs) over an open fire. See here.

If I'd really thought about it, I probably could've figured it out When I was in the states, cooking the barbie, there were plenty of weener sampling jokes from all of the aussies/kiwi's. The girls didn't really find them that funny One of my favourite O'Neill lines is "you are what you eat" to Maybourne, after he comments that "you can't beat a good weener"

Well, there's always fanfic.

Fanfic: Correcting all the crap that TPTW didn't bother with

I hate that stupid rave crap.

I've never been to one. Each to their own *shrugs*

I don't even want to go there...

According to fanfic, she does have a thing for grey haired gentlemen, so it could happen

BWAHAHAHAH!!!! A fitting end for that punk Ellis.

RIP, Colonel

In. The. Gutter!

I meant golf Did I forget to write that

*yawns* I really should head off to bed... so pleasant Sparky dreams, everyone!

To you too