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Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard Appreciation/Ship/Discussion Thread
I'm here! Sorry, I've been away for a while, but real life gave me some very bad days and I'm a little depressed ... and tired.
I'm still a Sparky fan, though ... I'll always be!
How is everybody doing here?
What did I miss?
Okay, SK, this is for you. Well, for everyone, but mostly for SK.
A drabble. Titled, "Randomnimity."
Spoiler:
“Randomnimity.â€
Elizabeth Weir looked up from her desk to the tall handsome -- mental smack -- lieutenant colonel that just appeared out of nowhere. He had his hands shoved in his pockets, leaning against the frame of the door that rarely closed anymore.
“What?†she asked for clarification, a bemused expression on her soft face.
John Sheppard awkwardly pushed himself off the frame and took a seat, not in the chair, but on the corner of her desk. “Randomnimity,†he said again, quite simply, looking as though it was the most natural word in the world.
“Must be Ancient. I’m not familiar with it.†The glint in her eyes shone almost as brightly as it did in his.
He shrugged. “It basically means doing something completely out of the blue, acting like it never happened, then repeating it multiple times. But giving it a slightly different twist each time. So you’re not actually repeating it, it’s randomly happening again and again and again.â€
Elizabeth looked at him, noticing the looseness in his smile, then sighed, closing the lid on her computer. “John. Have you been drinking?â€
“Eeh. Maybe one or two. Or five, I lost count.â€
She groaned. “John, I hardly think this is the appropriate time for that.â€
“Oh, c’mon, ‘Lizbeth!â€
She thanked God she was sitting; the slur of her name made her knees turn into water. Her legs were slightly quaking under the desk.
“I hafta show you what exactly randomnimity means, then I’ll let you finish your game of Solitaire.â€
She moaned in frustration, then in surprise as John pressed his lips to his.
In her office.
With all the windows open.
For everyone to see.
A quick dart of her eyes confirmed that no one was in direct visual range, then her eyes drifted shut as John moaned, deepening the kiss for only a moment before releasing her lips.
She licked her lip, suddenly and acutely aware of the presence that his mouth left on her.
John smirked, looking very proud of himself. “There. Randomnimity.â€
From her seat, Elizabeth narrowed her eyes at him. “Meet me in my quarters. Fifteen minutes, Colonel.â€
He left her office, crap-eating grin still on his face as he threw a very casual “Yes ma’am†over his shoulder.
John stood at the entrance to Elizabeth’s quarters, self-consciously tugging at the front of his black button shirt. Why did I change? he queried himself. She’s probably gonna give me hell for that one.
He ran his hand over the sensor.
“Come in.â€
John narrowed his eyes. She didn’t sound irate.
He entered.
Elizabeth stood in front of him, arms crossed as the doors slid shut behind the slightly nervous colonel. She was wearing that pale tank top that he hadn’t seen in quite some time. He chided himself.
What? I missed it!
“Colonel, you do realize that your recent actions in my office might draw some undue attention to yourself, causing personnel to doubt your capacity as the ranking military leader of this city?†she mildly questioned him as she walked behind him. He heard something chime but didn’t pay it any attention, trying to wrap his mind around what Elizabeth was saying.
Oh crap. I’m not getting out of this.
He straightened. “Maybe not at the moment I did it. But I’m starting to realize it now. I apologize,†he said quietly, bowing his head, almost anticipating her pulling out a ruler and rapping his knuckles.
What he didn’t expect was to see Elizabeth’s tank top suddenly appear on the floor in front of him.
He looked up quickly at her, barely bracing himself as she grabbed his neck, returning the earlier kiss full force.
His brain immediately ceased functioning.
Elizabeth pulled back just slightly, a devious smile on her face. “I know you weren’t really drunk, John.â€
“Ya sure? Cause it feels like I am,†he drawled.
“If you were, despite your MENSA brain level, I doubt you could’ve correctly pronounced randomnimity four times straight,†she told him, eyes searching his as he blinked in realization.
“You were paying attention, Dr. Weir,†he sarcastically commended her.
She smiled, almost shyly, before continuing. “So you said the definition of randomnimity was repeating an action multiple times with different variants?â€
“Uh-huh?â€
She began unbuttoning his shirt.
“Let’s test this, shall we?â€
He groaned. “Yes, ma’am!â€
Fin.
4 posts left ...
well, I gotta say, randomnimity is a word worth remembering and maybe using it from time to time *scratches head, wondering how to do that, actually*
I'm here! Sorry, I've been away for a while, but real life gave me some very bad days and I'm a little depressed ... and tired.
I'm still a Sparky fan, though ... I'll always be!
How is everybody doing here?
What did I miss?
Me and SK got a little silly a couple nite's ago and I wrote some dangerous Sparky!crack!fics. *toots her own horn*
Good afternoon, Sparkies! Happy Sparky!Family and College Football Saturday!
Here's the current scoreboard:
At halftime, USC 42, Cal 0. ZERO! Now all the Trojans have to do is do it again in the second half and not frakkin' choke like they have the last two weeks!
Also at halftime, Virginia Tech 49, Wake Forest 14. SR should be pleased.
Final score: Georgia 43, Vanderbilt 0. Eri should also be quite pleased.
As for #23 Air Force, they kick off against San Diego State in about two and a half hours. No doubt, Sheppard, Lorne, Caldwell, O'Neill and the rest of the SGC crew have got the pre-game tailgate party roaring as we speak.
I'm here! Sorry, I've been away for a while, but real life gave me some very bad days and I'm a little depressed ... and tired.
I'm still a Sparky fan, though ... I'll always be!
How is everybody doing here?
What did I miss?
*huggles* If you haven't already, go read Shippy's new fics, they'll definitely leave you smiling!
Small present before I zip out to yet ANOTHER wedding:
Of Detectives and Doctors Chapter 6 is now up at FF.net. Eventually will post all stories at LJ bcuz my enabler/supplier/SK keeps bugging me to!
Have a good Sparky!family Saturday, everybody!
Oooh, the plot is thickening on the detective fic! (Betcha Sam chased Jack back to his office with a stick, LOL!)
(This is legal notice that any attempt to censor or delete, for the purpose of oppressing fair and open discussion, any statement made by me will be considered a violation of my right to free speech as guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, and will be dealt with in accordance with federal law.)
Sparky is on screen. Therefore, it is canon.Elizabeth is still out there. And John WILL bring her home.
Good afternoon, Sparkies! Happy Sparky!Family and College Football Saturday!
Here's the current scoreboard:
At halftime, USC 42, Cal 0. ZERO! Now all the Trojans have to do is do it again in the second half and not frakkin' choke like they have the last two weeks!
Also at halftime, Virginia Tech 49, Wake Forest 14. SR should be pleased.
Final score: Georgia 43, Vanderbilt 0. Eri should also be quite pleased.
As for #23 Air Force, they kick off against San Diego State in about two and a half hours. No doubt, Sheppard, Lorne, Caldwell, O'Neill and the rest of the SGC crew have got the pre-game tailgate party roaring as we speak.
Okay, thanks for that, now I have notions for yet ANOTHER fic ... What would a pre-game tailgate party w/ all the SGC and SGA personnel look like??? Any takers???
*huggles* If you haven't already, go read Shippy's new fics, they'll definitely leave you smiling!
Heh. Thanks!
*cackles* Hey, Kris, I think you're in trouble! Hahahaha!
Kris ... we miss you. When ya comin' back?
Sparky was made for crack!
True, dat.
Oooh, the plot is thickening on the detective fic! (Betcha Sam chased Jack back to his office with a stick, LOL!)
Yep. Sparky is addictive!
Yeah, the plot thickens.
*Shippy glares at plot bunnies, who wrote the last chapter and posted without any followup notes*
*Plot bunnies grin and hand Shippy a Miller Lite*
This is gonna be a long weekend. And at the same time, not long enough.
Okay, thanks for that, now I have notions for yet ANOTHER fic ... What would a pre-game tailgate party w/ all the SGC and SGA personnel look like??? Any takers???
Just to really add fuel to the fire, whoever takes on this challenge should make it for the Air Force vs. Navy game. Because all the Marines in the SGC and Atlantis (like Cadman) will be rooting for Navy!
As for the rest of the games, SR's Virginia Tech and my USC joined Eri's Georgia in the win column: Virginia Tech 52, Wake Forest 21, and USC 48, Cal 14.
John and the rest of our Air Force friends are not so happy tonight: San Diego State beat Air Force, 27-25.
*Shippy glares at plot bunnies, who wrote the last chapter and posted without any followup notes*
*Plot bunnies grin and hand Shippy a Miller Lite*
This is gonna be a long weekend. And at the same time, not long enough.
*headsdesk*
Peace out.
*snickers* Sounds like either way, it's gonna be a blast!
Nighty-night, Sparkies, and pleasant Sparky dreams! I'll see you all tomorrow!
Last edited by Scary Kitty; 16 October 2010, 10:16 PM.
(This is legal notice that any attempt to censor or delete, for the purpose of oppressing fair and open discussion, any statement made by me will be considered a violation of my right to free speech as guaranteed by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, and will be dealt with in accordance with federal law.)
Sparky is on screen. Therefore, it is canon.Elizabeth is still out there. And John WILL bring her home.
Okay, for something Sparky to ponder: What do you think John and Elizabeth's favorite cookie flavors are?
IMO, Elizabeth would have a sweet tooth, and go for something like a chocolate chip biscuit, but have the restraint to stop at one (unlike me, who just ate nearly half a punnet of cookies and cream icecream after tea). John is a guy, so would eat anything, so long as he didn't have to make it. Stereotypes, I haz em
Favorite drinks? Hmm, I think a glass of wine for Elizabeth; if we're going for mixed drinks, I'd say a whiskey sour. She's old school and not gonna go for trendy crap like cosmopolitans.
John? Beer, baby. Maybe a little Lagavulin, favored by JoeF.
I have to go with SK on this one. Wine for Weir. I hate wine, so suggesting a type is somewhat pointless. Pinot's and Chardon's are big here.
For John, it's hard for me to say too, since I don't really know anyone with a similar background (or have a knowledge of US alcohol). My assumption is that he would be quite comfortable downing a beer with the boys, but given his 'heritage', he probably has a sophisticated palate as well. I'm sure it would be a conversation point between the two of them. Maybe he took her to see his old man's wine cellar after The Seige?
: At last! ShipperWriter's reached 500 posts! : I really liked that last story with the cookies...
Caldwell: Why doesn't she write stories like that for me? : *chug* : I think I need something stronger than champagne before I answer that... : Indeed. *sips*
Yeah, clearly I'm no gateraid when it comes to devising funny caps...
Yay, 500!! They grow up so fast
Eh, my muse is on a semi-permanent hiatus at the moment.
Remember that time when you promised to bring me cookies @ FACTS? FACTS is next week, don't forget my cookies!!
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In the Benelux. Bob Picardo and Jewel are attending, among many others. The website surprised me briefly - among the pictures of people attending, there was one of Don S. Davis right next to them (apparently it was for memorabilia).
Hehe - my own knowledge of wine/beer is quite limited, because I don't drink alcohol. At all. But I can imagine Elizabeth enjoying a good glass of wine, and John being into beer with boys - because it's company that matters - but also being a bit of wine connosieur and impressing Elizabeth sometimes.
I like that idea about the wine cellar, gateraid! Reminds me of an unfinished fic I've been working on
Hehe - my own knowledge of wine/beer is quite limited, because I don't drink alcohol. At all. But I can imagine Elizabeth enjoying a good glass of wine, and John being into beer with boys - because it's company that matters - but also being a bit of wine connosieur and impressing Elizabeth sometimes.
I like that idea about the wine cellar, gateraid! Reminds me of an unfinished fic I've been working on
If you wanted a ficlet, you could modify it to them drinking (say) Athosian wine, with Elizabeth commenting that it tastes a bit like an X wine, with John countering that it actually tastes more like Y.
E: I had you pegged as more of a beer man
J: I am, but my father lives and breathes wine. His wine cellar is almost embarrassing. It's not really my thing, but I've sampled a bit in my time. It's better than tea
E/J/F: Hahaha!
T: What?
If you wanted a ficlet, you could modify it to them drinking (say) Athosian wine, with Elizabeth commenting that it tastes a bit like an X wine, with John countering that it actually tastes more like Y.
E: I had you pegged as more of a beer man
J: I am, but my father lives and breathes wine. His wine cellar is almost embarrassing. It's not really my thing, but I've sampled a bit in my time. It's better than tea
E/J/F: Hahaha!
T: What?
Hehe, I can easily imagine that conversation F is for Ford?
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